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Gerry Ryan Radio Show Thread

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  • #272
    tbh
    Closed Accounts Posts: 15,914 ✭✭✭✭tbh


    Degsy wrote: »
    A televised pairing of those two idiots would be enought to finally tip the country into anarchy.

    Last warning to stay on topic, degs. Next ban is one month


  • #273
    eth0_
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,846 ✭✭✭✭eth0_


    Ha, Tubridy has just gone up in my estimation :-)


  • #274
    telekon
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,425 ✭✭✭telekon


    SEPT 23 1989 wrote: »
    They could do it together and call it the Laurel and Hardy Show

    The Laurel and Lardy Show.


  • #275
    Degsy
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 16,397 ✭✭✭✭Degsy


    tbh wrote: »
    Last warning to stay on topic, degs. Next ban is one month


    Right,i'm out of this thread..its moderated to death...seeya over in Celebrity and Showbiz.


  • #276
    The Muppet
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,006 ✭✭✭✭The Muppet


    Degsy wrote: »
    Right,i'm out of this thread..its moderated to death...seeya over in Celebrity and Showbiz.

    C ya


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  • #277
    Cunsiderthis
    Closed Accounts Posts: 471 ✭✭Cunsiderthis


    mod edit - bit of cop on, please.


  • #278
    ibarelycare
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 58,456 ✭✭✭✭ibarelycare


    Jesus is this guy for real? I'm sure he hasn't given a real name, but I'm sure there are people listening who know who he is. He's talking about how his wife's sex drive has gone down since she got the menopause and how he hooked up with a prostitute but nothing happened. Gerry asked him if his wife knows and he said "No no, she gets very depressed"....eh well I'm sure she'll know now!


  • #279
    dolittle
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 708 ✭✭✭dolittle


    ibarelycare wrote: »
    Jesus is this guy for real? I'm sure he hasn't given a real name, but I'm sure there are people listening who know who he is. He's talking about how his wife's sex drive has gone down since she got the menopause and how he hooked up with a prostitute but nothing happened. Gerry asked him if his wife knows and he said "No no, she gets very depressed"....eh well I'm sure she'll know now!

    jabus when i heard that guy talking to gerry i thought it was me
    thank goodness i hadnt got my phone


  • #280
    deelite
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,876 ✭✭✭deelite


    I listened to most of the show today (I tuned out for the knob heads - I can't stand them).

    Enjoyed most of it. Didn't enjoy when the man from Cork was talking and Mr. Ryan began a deep throathy thingy into the mike - it put the man off talking and put me off as a listener. Secondly I do think they should have sent a "roving reporter" into the passport office to get a real feel for whats happening there.

    Mr. Ryan didn't push his wealth or friends or family down our necks which was a pleasant surprise - I'll try and listen again tomorrow.


  • #281
    fryup
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,067 ✭✭✭✭fryup


    it has to be said yer man from cork with the poltergeist sounds dog rough i could just barely understand what he was saying

    wonder is he looking for a new council house?


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  • #282
    Cunsiderthis
    Closed Accounts Posts: 471 ✭✭Cunsiderthis


    fryup wrote: »
    it has to be said yer man from cork with the poltergeist sounds dog rough i could just barely understand what he was saying

    wonder is he looking for a new council house?

    No, it doesn't have to be said. You just want to say it.


  • #283
    Slidey
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    Cunsiderthis wrote: »
    No, it doesn't have to be said. You just want to say it.

    Cop on


  • #284
    telekon
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,425 ✭✭✭telekon


    Cunsiderthis wrote: »
    No, it doesn't have to be said. You just want to say it.

    The biggest WUM on here. Without a doubt.


  • #285
    Slidey
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,811 ✭✭✭✭Slidey


    telekon wrote: »
    The biggest WUM on here. Without a doubt.

    WUM?


  • #286
    Cunsiderthis
    Closed Accounts Posts: 471 ✭✭Cunsiderthis


    Slidey wrote: »
    WUM?

    It stands for Warm Undeniably Marvellous in every respect


  • #287
    telekon
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,425 ✭✭✭telekon


    Slidey wrote: »
    WUM?

    Wind Up Merchant. Clearly he's getting a kick out of rubbing people up the wrong way.


  • #288
    Slidey
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,811 ✭✭✭✭Slidey


    telekon wrote: »
    Wind Up Merchant. Clearly he's getting a kick out of rubbing people up the wrong way.

    I'm starting to believe this is true.

    @Cunsiderthis As my mother said to me manys a time, ''Thin ice buddy, choose your steps carefully.''


  • #289
    SEPT 23 1989
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 43,038 ✭✭✭✭SEPT 23 1989


    2 threads have been wrecked since his arrival


  • #290
    Slidey
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    Can we get back on topic please, other posters are not up for discussion.

    Thanks


  • #291
    airhorn
    Closed Accounts Posts: 116 ✭✭airhorn


    What in the name of god was all that stuff today with the haunted house, it was pretty obvious they were cutting off the phone line to the idiots in the house, imagine getting paid the amount he gets for that sh!te....he got a good half hour out of that particular part of the show today (playing eerie music & trying to get through on the phone to the crowd in that house) then when he did get through he was trying to talk to that spanner of a ghost hello hello hello hello hello hello hello..............ffs!


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  • #292
    fryup
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,067 ✭✭✭✭fryup


    load of bollix alright, i tuned in (like a fool) esp for that segment > complete waste of time:rolleyes:


  • #293
    bilko1234
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    Wish he's ever fcuk off playing songs about New York all the fcukin time.....


  • #294
    eth0_
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,846 ✭✭✭✭eth0_


    Can someone explain why my last post on this thread was deleted? I received no PM from a moderator..


  • #295
    Slidey
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    There was a bunch of posts deleted for being off topic.

    You should know better than asking on thread,


  • #296
    airhorn
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    I wonder what sex related issues he'll be banging on about tomorrow or this week, last week it was massage parlours & 60 year old lads ringing in to tell us how self masturbation was'nt the same as a womans touch & thats why he goes to massage parlours despite the fact he was a married man, then it was two married women on about how they love one another & they were now lesbians, what'll it be his week i wonder, probably be back to his favourite topic sex at teenage discos, its being 3 weeks since that topic was discussed now....its due to be brought up again.


  • #297
    Degsy
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    airhorn wrote: »
    I wonder what sex related issues he'll be banging on about tomorrow or this week, last week it was massage parlours & 60 year old lads ringing in to tell us how self masturbation was'nt the same as a womans touch & thats why he goes to massage parlours despite the fact he was a married man, then it was two married women on about how they love one another & they were now lesbians, what'll it be his week i wonder, probably be back to his favourite topic sex at teenage discos, its being 3 weeks since that topic was discussed now....its due to be brought up again.


    He was talking to a doctor about viagra...he said "so you can ejaculate and then remain hard,yeah" and the doc says "no,the human male loses his erection after ejaculation..its the way of the species".
    Gerry say "yeah but people like you and me can mantain it after we come..hur hurr"
    Silence from the doctor...


  • #298
    Cunsiderthis
    Closed Accounts Posts: 471 ✭✭Cunsiderthis


    Cunsiderthis wrote: »
    Clare.Duignan@rte.ie is her email address if you want to email her directly and I look forward to you posting here her reply to your email about Harry Crosbie and O2

    Degsy wrote: »
    Thank you and i shall!


    I’m wondering if Clare Duignan responded yet to degsy’s emal to her? And, if so, can degsy post his email and her response here as I’d be interested to see the correspondence as in this post with my emails to her http://boards.ie/vbulletin/showpost.php?p=64762412&postcount=157 and her response here http://boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2055826549&page=11.


  • #299
    tbh
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    Cunsiderthis wrote: »
    I’m wondering if Clare Duignan responded yet to degsy’s emal to her? And, if so, can degsy post his email and her response here as I’d be interested to see the correspondence as in this post with my emails to her http://boards.ie/vbulletin/showpost.php?p=64762412&postcount=157 and her response here http://boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2055826549&page=11.

    I'm sick of this - 3 day ban. Next time will be 3 months. I'm not going to keep telling you to stop with the obsession on other peoples posts.


  • #300
    eth0_
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,846 ✭✭✭✭eth0_


    Degsy wrote: »
    He was talking to a doctor about viagra...he said "so you can ejaculate and then remain hard,yeah" and the doc says "no,the human male loses his erection after ejaculation..its the way of the species".
    Gerry say "yeah but people like you and me can mantain it after we come..hur hurr"
    Silence from the doctor...

    I'm glad I didn't hear that. I would have vomited. He makes my skin crawl :eek:


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  • #301
    airhorn
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    Degsy wrote: »
    He was talking to a doctor about viagra...he said "so you can ejaculate and then remain hard,yeah" and the doc says "no,the human male loses his erection after ejaculation..its the way of the species".
    Gerry say "yeah but people like you and me can mantain it after we come..hur hurr"
    Silence from the doctor...

    It would'nt be the 1st time a doctor on as a guest speaker on that show was silent as a result of his comments, the doctor from Embarressing Bodies was on there one morning too & one of the questions he asked her was 'Did she ever feel turned on when she had to examine a fit young man down below'. I dont know how he gets away with that sort of chat on a national radio station's morning show, i reckon he actually thinks he's funny.


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