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Won't somebody think of the Jelly Babies?
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26-04-2007 8:08am#1
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Screaming_jelly_babies
Screaming jelly babies
"Screaming jelly babies" is a chemistry demonstration which is practised in schools in the United Kingdom. It is often used at open evenings to demonstrate the more light-hearted side of secondary school science.
The experiment shows the amount of energy there is in a "jelly baby". Potassium chlorate is a very strong oxidizing agent that oxidizes the sugar in the jelly baby all at once.
When the experiment is performed, the jelly baby bursts into flames and makes a screaming sound. The smell of candy floss is also given off.
This is outrageous :eek: Surely the UN charter on Human Rights forbids this type of torture?
I have written to Cadbury Schweppes (owner of Cadbury Trebor Bassett) to ask are they aware of this practice and to enlist their support in the quest to end this torture.
I have found the following offending video. Some users may find the scenes depicted in this video too disturbing to view. If this fear this may be the case, I urge you not to watch.
Screaming Jelly Baby 'Experiment'
Join the fight and add your support.
All suggestions on how we can fight this are welcome.
Perhaps we should enlist
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DamoElDiablo wrote:Stop it? You must be joking!
They have just found an alternative fuel that'll give us rocket cars!!!
:eek: But at what cost, jellybabyocide?
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The experiment shows the amount of energy there is in a "jelly baby". Potassium chlorate is a very strong oxidizing agent that oxidizes the sugar in the jelly baby all at once.
This happens to be the most humane form of execution.
Scientific measurements of synaptic responses have clearly shown that jelly baby incineration is painless.
I'm glad we live in an enlightened age where taffy machines are no longer a staple of the gallows.
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Lou.M wrote:ask yourself how many actually make it to adulthood i mean how often to you see a fully grown Jelly person or Personus Gelatinous.
This is a very good point, and an eyeopener.
I am starting to believe that perhaps these jelly babies have been genetically modified to prevent/severely slow there rate of growth.
There is no way to know this/test this, because the infant jelly baby mortality rate is at 100% and always has been.Matt Holck wrote:This happens to be the most humane form of execution.
Scientific measurements of synaptic responses have clearly shown that jelly baby incineration is painless.
I'm glad when live in an enlightened age where taffy machines are no longer a staple of the gallows.
http://www.catalinacandy.com/
Whether it is humane or not, is not the point (it doesn't look remotely humane to me).
Exactly why are these Jelly Babies been put to death?
They have commited no crime.
Been made of jelly is not a crime.
Been sugar coated, is not a crime. (otherwise you could be arrested for walking down the street while covered in sugar, there are no recorded instances of this.)
STOP THIS MADNESS NOW. SAVE THE JELLY BABIES0 -
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Thaedydal wrote:
CLASSIC!!!
Although my goal is to bring the two gelatinous peoples together to unite them against the vile oppressor.0 -
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I have returned victorious !
In the late hours of last night i entered the dreaded domains of one of our leading candy manufacturers.
My God the horror. I mean did you know how many calories are in chocolate i do now.
I have learnt the secrets of the Jelly i now know all.
I am starting the Ancient secret order of the brotherhood of the safekeepers of the JELLIUS BABIUS.
We are the way we are the only way. Have the knowledge we have the chocolate come follow us.
Did you know there are Jelly fish Jelly bears and Jelly everything there once was a Jelly world it seems!
Of course i have learnt many mysteries from the Jelly peoples and they taught me some of their most secret powers. (like how to stick to things for instance it involves bodily fluids though so i will not be trying it any time soon)
OF course inititiation will involves strange and secret practises. But when has it not. Brother Damo is correct Jelly orgies are an important part of the Jelly biological make up. However sweet manufactorers in order to control breeding have imposed a forced celibacy:eek: :eek: :eek: on the Jelly people !
Brother damos picture therefore is a rare sight of natural Jelly breeding such pictures are to be considered sacred from now on and any other pictures of Jelly sex must be posted!:p
PLEASE NOTE ONLY JELLY SEX IS OF INTEREST TO US HUMAN SEX OR PICTURES INVOLVING HUMANS IN ANY WAY IS NOT!
We are starting our ancient and secret order now although like most secret orders is has been around since before time and has been passed down faithfully from generation to generation. And any one else who says otherwise is a ************. They have strayed from the true way.
Anyone wishing to join the order may do so anyone wishing to avoid us may do so too.
We will rule the world and have great influence over its leaders of course.
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I will never be able to eat a jelly baby ever again :eek:DamoElDiablo wrote:You think thats some sugary/powdery stuff that coats the jelly babies?
Think again!
Your plan is working
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I found these while out for a walk, here is an artists impression of that moment. (He isn't much good, I won't be using him again.)
The 10 Jellymandments
1. We are the Jelly Babies, your god.
2. You shall not murder us.
3. You shall have no other gods, 'confectionery' related or not.
4. You shall not make yourself an idol (Lou.m, careful now, handing out Knighthoods?)
5. Do not take the name Jelly Baby/Jelly Babies/Jelly People/Jello/Gelatinous (etc, common sense) in vain.
6. Remember the sweets day (It was usually Saturday for most of us), keep it holy.
7. You shall not commit sexual acts with Jelly Babies. (This goes for everyone. (Damo, Kojak, Cian, I am keeping an eye on you specifically.)
8. You shall not bear false witness, i.e: Don't mix me us up with Gummi Bears, these are not the same thing, they are only a shower of no good bástards.
9. You shall steal, all Jelly babies, be them from factory or shop floor, but only for the purpose of freeing them.
10. Keep the 'Won't somebody think of the Jelly Babies' thread alive.0 -
Well due to your plans of world domination, and secret sugaring rituals, I hereby proclaim my support of the Ancient secret order of the brotherhood of the safekeepers of the JELLIUS BABIUSLou.m wrote:There there carol come join us...........
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jellies have no set form
morphing from human to donkey to bear ... ect.
jellies never stop growing
keep in mind that this gummy worm may have once been a cute little jelly baby
not so cute anymore is it0 -
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