farts

The Bollox · 08-08-2007, 23:52

are they funny to you? personally I find them hilarious. the sound is just classic, and it's not always the same. the little squeaky ones are the funniest IMO. so what do you think? funny or like little kids; you can barely stand your own

Nailz · 08-08-2007, 23:54

Oh what a classy thread by the Bollox!

The_B_Man · 08-08-2007, 23:54

funny when a man does them. not so funny when a woman does them.

The Bollox · 08-08-2007, 23:56

we'll have no sexism here

*cough* chauvinist *paaaaaarp* *snigger*

nialler24 · 08-08-2007, 23:58

I've just thought of the toilet scene in dumb and dumber. Best fart scene ever

Nailz · 09-08-2007, 00:01

I agree with nialler there, the toilet scene in Dumb & Dumber was classic!

galwayrush · 09-08-2007, 00:05

I am an expert Fart Producer.

**Dave!** · 09-08-2007, 00:12

On several occassions I have broken out in hysterical laughter whilst sitting on the toilet in a public jax, because of the sound of my arse.

They're hilarious. That's all there is to it.

admiralofthefleet · 09-08-2007, 00:16

i think they are hilarious and healthy
take a look at this from blazing saddles and say they arent funny

MooseJam · 09-08-2007, 00:18

nothing like crop dusting in the office, farts are gas lol that cracks me up, I love cracking one off , farts are nature's sense of humour

nialler24 · 09-08-2007, 00:19

I could kick myself for not remembering Blazing Saddles. Awesome

admiralofthefleet · 09-08-2007, 00:24

Quote:

Originally Posted by MooseJam

nothing like crop dusting in the office

have you tried the dutch oven or the wizard with the missus, makes them appreciate you more

LordChessington · 09-08-2007, 00:25

Theyre hilarious, apart from some sunday mornings where the beer-induced farts bring more pain than laughter

MooseJam · 09-08-2007, 00:26

Quote:

Originally Posted by admiralofthefleet

have you tried the dutch oven or the wizard with the missus, makes them appreciate you more

I know the dutch oven but I'm not aware of the wizard, please tell

admiralofthefleet · 09-08-2007, 00:32

Quote:

Originally Posted by MooseJam

I know the dutch oven but I'm not aware of the wizard, please tell

the wizard is where you waft the duvet like a wizard wafts/opens his cape whilst turning around very quickly, think when ganondorf turned to link in the ocarina of time and wafted his cape and said 'i command you to give it to me'

View Poll Results: farts
I'm a man, and they're hilarious	107	72.30%
I'm a woman, and they're hilarious	11	7.43%
I'm a man, and they're disgusting	15	10.14%
I'm a woman, and they're disgusting	5	3.38%
what the hell's a fart?	6	4.05%
I'm a man and I just don't find them funny	3	2.03%
I'm a woman and I just don't find them funny	1	0.68%
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08-08-2007, 23:52	#1
The Bollox Registered User Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: in that house over there points Posts: 4,731 Adverts \| Friends	farts are they funny to you? personally I find them hilarious. the sound is just classic, and it's not always the same. the little squeaky ones are the funniest IMO. so what do you think? funny or like little kids; you can barely stand your own

08-08-2007, 23:56	#4
The Bollox Registered User Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: in that house over there points Posts: 4,731 Adverts \| Friends	we'll have no sexism here cough chauvinist paaaaaarp snigger Last edited by The Bollox; 08-08-2007 at 23:59.

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08-08-2007, 23:54	#2
Nailz Registered User Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Cavan! Yio!!! Posts: 3,297 Adverts \| Friends	Oh what a classy thread by the Bollox!

08-08-2007, 23:54	#3
The_B_Man Registered User Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Tallaght/Oz Posts: 4,384 Adverts \| Friends	funny when a man does them. not so funny when a woman does them.

08-08-2007, 23:58	#5
nialler24 Registered User Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Cork boy! Posts: 3,968 Adverts \| Friends	I've just thought of the toilet scene in dumb and dumber. Best fart scene ever

09-08-2007, 00:01	#6
Nailz Registered User Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Cavan! Yio!!! Posts: 3,297 Adverts \| Friends	I agree with nialler there, the toilet scene in Dumb & Dumber was classic!

09-08-2007, 00:05	#7
galwayrush Registered User Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Galway Posts: 8,940 Adverts \| Friends	I am an expert Fart Producer.

09-08-2007, 00:12	#8
Dave! Moderator Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Sydney, Australia Posts: 20,797 Adverts \| Friends Mod: Non Drinkers Group	On several occassions I have broken out in hysterical laughter whilst sitting on the toilet in a public jax, because of the sound of my arse. They're hilarious. That's all there is to it.

09-08-2007, 00:16	#9
admiralofthefleet Registered User Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Around Dublin Posts: 8,475 Adverts \| Friends	i think they are hilarious and healthy take a look at this from blazing saddles and say they arent funny

09-08-2007, 00:18	#10
MooseJam Registered User Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Dublin 16 Posts: 5,011 Adverts \| Friends	nothing like crop dusting in the office, farts are gas lol that cracks me up, I love cracking one off , farts are nature's sense of humour

09-08-2007, 00:19	#11
nialler24 Registered User Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Cork boy! Posts: 3,968 Adverts \| Friends	I could kick myself for not remembering Blazing Saddles. Awesome

09-08-2007, 00:25	#13
LordChessington Registered User Join Date: Jul 1999 Location: Up yo' ass Posts: 2,501 Adverts \| Friends	Theyre hilarious, apart from some sunday mornings where the beer-induced farts bring more pain than laughter