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Jesus Wept · 21-09-2007 9:18am #1

I am giving serious consideration to a revolution of sorts, the type where high ranking government personnel are chased from their quarters by an angry unruly mob brandishing pitch forks, flaming torches and shaking their fists vigerously.

What direction do you envisage that the revolution should take?

Who should the revolution target?

Do you have any special skills, paraphernalia, etc. to aid the revolution?

Once we have Government control, who would make make good ministers?

I think Ruu would make a good Minister for Finance.

He may not have a financial background, but ruumour has it he got a B1
in Business for his junior cert, and he has got a great eye for a bargain.

Caliden · 21-09-2007 9:23am

Je crains le changement. (I fear change)

Does this revolution contain people who can spell properly?

Doctor DooM · 21-09-2007 9:25am

Revolution. The lizard people have it coming

Jesus Wept · 21-09-2007 9:25am

Je crains le changement. (I fear change)

Caliden wrote:

Does this revolution contain people who can spell properly?

As long as they can brandish a pitch fork or a flaming torch they are in, or if they are unable to do this, provide
some of paraphernalia or moral support.

Caliden · 21-09-2007 9:27am

Je crains le changement. (I fear change)

I can cook a pretty tasty lasagne, does that get me in?

Jesus Wept · 21-09-2007 9:28am

Je crains le changement. (I fear change)

Caliden wrote:

I can cook a pretty tasty lasagne, does that get me in?

Of course, the troops need sustenance!

mmm lasange

Caliden · 21-09-2007 9:30am

Je crains le changement. (I fear change)

Fúck the troops, if I make lasagne it's all for me.

Jesus Wept · 21-09-2007 9:32am

Je crains le changement. (I fear change)

Caliden wrote:

Fúck the troops, if I make lasagne it's all for me.

What use is that to the revolutionaries? None.

Archeron · 21-09-2007 9:36am

Allow me to announce the formation of my new company, "Pitchforks R Us". All your angry mob needs under one roof.

Anyone presenting a copy of this post on the opening day gets a free bucket of tar and a bag of feathers with every 10 pack of flaming torches.

Mahatma coat · 21-09-2007 9:37am

Je crains le changement. (I fear change)

I have a pike in the shed, can I join in your glorious revolution a charra

Caliden · 21-09-2007 9:39am

Je crains le changement. (I fear change)

Archeron wrote:

Allow me to announce the formation of my new company, "Pitchforks R Us". All your angry mob needs under one roof.

Anyone presenting a copy of this post on the opening day gets a free bucket of tar and a bag of feathers with every 10 pack of flaming torches.

I prefer the mob name "Fork You!" or "Go fork yourself"

Jesus Wept · 21-09-2007 9:42am

Je crains le changement. (I fear change)

Mahatma coat wrote:

I have a pike in the shed, can I join in your glorious revolution a charra

But of course, the more the merrier.

It is not my revolution.

[political nonsense]

It is a revolution by the people, for the people and of the people.

You are either with us or against us.

We will smoke them out.

[/political nonsense]

Rob_l · 21-09-2007 9:47am

You'll all be first against the walll when the revolution comes

mikemac · 21-09-2007 9:51am

Jaguar d'atari.

It started already in Kerry.

I suppose fluroscent yellow jackets are the uniform of this rebel army

Mahatma coat · 21-09-2007 9:52am

Je crains le changement. (I fear change)

Oh I'm allon for smokin

Black Swan · 21-09-2007 10:01am

Rig: After your revolution fails, can I get an exclusive on the book and film rights?

Jesus Wept · 21-09-2007 10:04am

Je crains le changement. (I fear change)

Blue_Lagoon wrote:

Rig: After your revolution fails, can I get an exclusive on the book and film rights?

Ouch baby, ouch.

We don't talk of failure.

MOH · 21-09-2007 10:34am

Hmm. Your ideas are intriguing to me and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter.

mise_me_fein · 21-09-2007 10:40am

You're full of sh!t man

ROCKMAN · 21-09-2007 10:41am

I'm in but only if I get to push the button for Mary "the hippo " Harney

Jesus Wept · 21-09-2007 11:04am

Je crains le changement. (I fear change)

ROCKMAN wrote:

I'm in but only if I get to push the button for Mary "the hippo " Harney

Of course you can, a fine suggestion.

The Coalition of the Willing is growing.

ROCKMAN · 21-09-2007 11:09am

The-Rigger wrote:

Of course you can, a fine suggestion.

The Coalition of the Willing is growing.

excellent, finally some job satisfaction

thelordofcheese · 21-09-2007 1:06pm

Je crains le changement. (I fear change)

Sign me up. Violence is always the answer.

Agent Smith · 21-09-2007 1:11pm

Will.... will there be cake?

faceman · 21-09-2007 1:11pm

what are you proposing revolting against? lasagne will make us fat and less able to protest. Make salad instead.

Ruu_Old · 21-09-2007 1:13pm

I already lost the budget in Vegas...oops. Damn you 13 black.

Don't worry, I'll win it all back!

Black Swan · 21-09-2007 1:14pm

Caesar salad?

User45701 · 21-09-2007 1:35pm

Je crains le changement. (I fear change)

Caliden wrote:

Does this revolution contain people who can spell properly?

It might but i cant spell propperly and im in it.

humbert · 21-09-2007 1:44pm

Je crains le changement. (I fear change)

It's about time someone stuck it to the man. Keeping us down. Stealing our jobs and taking our wimmin. I'm in!...... someone say cake?

Karoma · 21-09-2007 1:53pm

Harumph! My attempt to organise a mob was Sin Binned. Bastard AMODs.

What role would you assume, The-Rigger?

ROCKMAN · 21-09-2007 1:57pm

Ruu wrote:

I already lost the budget in Vegas...oops. Damn you 13 black. Don't worry, I'll win it all back!

just found your new HEAD OF TRIBUNALS

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