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Girls.... does knob-size matter?

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  • 28-04-2008 2:45pm
    #1
    Ninja_scrotum
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 510 ✭✭✭


    Well?

    Girls.... does nob-size matter? 81 votes

    Yes, he must have a massive langer...
    0% 0 votes
    Ah you need at least a handful...
    40% 33 votes
    no, it doesn't matter at all...
    59% 48 votes


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    #2
    kaimera
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,396 ✭✭✭✭kaimera


    girth tbph


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    #3
    all the stars
    Registered Users Posts: 1,058 ✭✭✭all the stars


    How many threads of this are there... No... its what you do with what ya got - thats my 2 cent.


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    biko
    Registered Users Posts: 81,223 ✭✭✭✭biko


    Obviously, otherwise you wouldn't have to ask.


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    javaboy
    Registered Users Posts: 15,094 ✭✭✭✭javaboy


    Unless this is about the knob that controls the dishwasher/washing machine or the one on your hall door, this is gonna be swiftly locked and moved to S&S. Good day.


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    Nevyn
    Closed Accounts Posts: 43,045 ✭✭✭✭Nevyn


    Why yes it does the bigger a knob a guy is the less I will want to interact with him.
    And I do think starting a thread about knob size is a very knobish thing to do.


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    Ninja_scrotum
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 510 ✭✭✭Ninja_scrotum


    Hey check out my boob-size one as well why don't ya.


    If you think this poll is bad, I'm doing up another poll right now - "what's the biggest poo you've ever made?"


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    Sherifu
    Registered Users Posts: 17,727 ✭✭✭✭Sherifu


    Ninja_scrotum wrote: »
    Hey check out my boob-size one as well why don't ya.


    If you think this poll is bad, I'm doing up another poll right now - "what's the biggest poo you've ever made?"
    A beautiful mind.


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    #9
    togster
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,931 ✭✭✭togster


    Yes


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    Naos
    Registered Users Posts: 4,728 ✭✭✭Naos


    Ninja_scrotum wrote: »
    If you think this poll is bad, I'm doing up another poll right now - "what's the biggest poo you've ever made?"

    Ah, FlutterinBantam will be delighted with this suggestion for a thread.


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    John Mason
    Hosted Moderators Posts: 10,661 ✭✭✭✭John Mason


    so thead is the only lady who posted here - this is such a sucessful thread NS - well done


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    #12
    Ninja_scrotum
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 510 ✭✭✭Ninja_scrotum


    irishbird wrote: »
    so thead is the only lady who posted here - this is such a sucessful thread NS - well done

    Which makes me wonder.... how many ladies are on after-hours... When's the last time anyone did an "are you male/female" poll?


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    Nevyn
    Closed Accounts Posts: 43,045 ✭✭✭✭Nevyn


    Fecking postcountpolewhore.

    Seriously post count should be disabled here.


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    Papillon87
    Registered Users Posts: 442 ✭✭Papillon87


    If this thread is at face value.....

    I'll have to get back to you. Not enough experience with them to comment! :pac:


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    Don1
    Registered Users Posts: 3,172 ✭✭✭Don1


    Well I've been thanked for it before so......... :cool:


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    FlutterinBantam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,575 ✭✭✭✭FlutterinBantam


    Ninja_scrotum wrote: »
    Hey check out my boob-size one as well why don't ya.


    If you think this poll is bad, I'm doing up another poll right now - "what's the biggest poo you've ever made?"


    jaysus... the twenty megaton superdump I dropped in "The Black Bull" in Drogheda, she was like a frikken plasterers bucket.That one, I think, took the prize for weight,linkage(like a coiled boa after eating a warthog)colour(dark sepia) and smoothness. She was on rateyourpoo.com and came third in the heavyweight class.

    I had a feed of crab claws and onions and had been a bit bound for a day or two but this baby,once the pace car left the pits, unloaded like a frikken ship's anchor chain.

    Excellent thread.


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    FlutterinBantam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,575 ✭✭✭✭FlutterinBantam


    :o

    oops.. just realised this is not the correct thread sorry.

    just read the title now.:o


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    #18
    StormWarrior
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,577 ✭✭✭StormWarrior


    Yes of course knob size matters immensely. People who say "it's not the size, it's what you do with it," perplex me greatly. No tecnique can make up for lack of size. But size CAN make up for lack of tecnique!


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    Maximilian
    Legal Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 5,400 Mod ✭✭✭✭Maximilian


    Thread = Fail


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    Predhead
    Closed Accounts Posts: 416 ✭✭Predhead


    I agree with StormWarrior.

    Having girls as mates, I know for a fact it matters, but only if you've a pathetic little wiener, I guess average is grand for most girls, doesn't have to be huge, but certainly can't be tiny. :pac:


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    #21
    2 stroke
    Registered Users Posts: 2,921 ✭✭✭2 stroke


    A large knob will stop your hand falling off.


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    #22
    StormWarrior
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,577 ✭✭✭StormWarrior


    The bigger the better. Average ain't that great!:pac:


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    ronbyrne2005
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,494 ✭✭✭ronbyrne2005


    Too big or too small is not good, average or bit above average is good for vast majority of girls.


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    pretty*monster
    Registered Users Posts: 1,326 ✭✭✭pretty*monster


    StormWarrior wrote: »
    But size CAN make up for lack of tecnique!

    No it can't!
    Some well hung bloke artlessly pounding away at me will not be making it through for a second round.


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    TerrorFirmer
    Closed Accounts Posts: 29,930 ✭✭✭✭TerrorFirmer


    pretty*monster wrote: »
    No it can't!
    Some well hung bloke artlessly pounding away at me will not be making it through for a second round.

    This is how you spot the girls whose boyfriends have small penises. It took her 5 minutes to start typing again after 'me'.


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    #26
    StormWarrior
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,577 ✭✭✭StormWarrior


    Pretty Monster, you should find yourself a man of good size. You won't look back.


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    #27
    Rb
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,277 ✭✭✭✭Rb


    Jesus ban this shít already.


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    #28
    StormWarrior
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,577 ✭✭✭StormWarrior


    I guess Rb ie isn't blessed in that department.:pac:


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    #29
    Thrill
    Registered Users Posts: 5,485 ✭✭✭Thrill


    Ninja_scrotum wrote: »
    Well?

    A big gap requires a big knob. If she's as wide as the grand canyon then your matchstick ain't gonna do much for her now will it?

    Check your spam. You'll probably find e-mails selling devices that promise to make it bigger or wider or both.


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    #30
    Rb
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,277 ✭✭✭✭Rb


    StormWarrior wrote: »
    I guess Rb ie isn't blessed in that department.:pac:
    Didn't you hear? 14".


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    #31
    StormWarrior
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,577 ✭✭✭StormWarrior


    ok


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