size matters

carlybabe1 · 16-09-2008 05:32PM #1

mods sorry if wrong forum, please feel free to move

And now to REALLY throw the cat amongst the exposed knobs, sorry I mean pidgeons
Following in the thread of size judgement.I noticed quite a few women were pissed off that men judge us on size, so i thought this would be good to have a holds barred discussion.

.....be honest girls, does the size of a partner really matter???? Would the size of a partner be a factor in deciding to split??

sock.rocker* · 16-09-2008 05:33PM

does ur bf have a small willy?

Dudess · 16-09-2008 05:34PM

Penis size or physical build?

tribulus · 16-09-2008 05:34PM

Lol, it's been done before, go to the Ladies Lounge.

boogle · 16-09-2008 05:35PM

I can barely summon the will to post. So tedious...

carlybabe1 · 16-09-2008 05:39PM

Holy ****, thats the quickest replies ever.... Physical as well as penis

If ye find it tedious then dont post

Turd Ferguson · 16-09-2008 05:39PM

Out of interest, what do yous consider to be a 'small size'?

The current lady that plays with my willy says its a good size but she is kind of bias...after all mothers are supposed to talk big about their sons.

tribulus · 16-09-2008 05:41PM

I think people would be foolish if they didn't think both of them played some part.

Both sexes will always be judged on their size, both overall and certain parts, I don't think it's ever going to change nor is it hardly groundbreaking news.

doonothing · 16-09-2008 05:42PM

MagicMarker · 16-09-2008 05:42PM

carlybabe1 wrote: »

Holy ****, thats the quickest replies ever.... Physical as well as penis

If ye find it tedious then dont post

Why not post this in the ladies lounge?

In fact why post it at all? Some will say yes, some will say no.

So, pointless thread really.

javaboy · 16-09-2008 05:42PM

I'm a size zero. :cool:

hunter164 · 16-09-2008 05:43PM

Look if you're boyfriend has a small dick just tell him.......

RobertFoster · 16-09-2008 05:43PM

Turd Ferguson wrote: »

Out of interest, what do yous consider to be a 'small size'?

The current lady that plays with my willy says its a good size but she is kind of bias...after all mothers are supposed to talk big about their sons.

Self YORE MA jokes FTW.

carlybabe1 · 16-09-2008 05:52PM

MagicMarker wrote: »

Why not post this in the ladies lounge?

In fact why post it at all? Some will say yes, some will say no.

So, pointless thread really.

so pointless you just had to post???:rolleyes:

Its a serious question, blokes are all the time quite literally sizing up us women, we dont get to do same until we're under the sheets, and then its either 'WOOHOO' or " ****, thats a month of me life I'll never get back"
so I want to know, would it be enough to run, or would you stick around?? If you're getting all defensive (why) then hit your ignore button

carlybabe1 · 16-09-2008 05:54PM

Turd Ferguson wrote: »

Out of interest, what do yous consider to be a 'small size'?

The current lady that plays with my willy says its a good size but she is kind of bias...after all mothers are supposed to talk big about their sons.

uuuugggghh

:D thats wrong on so many levels...
as long as I dont have to rummage through the ball sack to find it :pac:

tribulus · 16-09-2008 05:55PM

Talk to manukahoney...

MagicMarker · 16-09-2008 05:57PM

carlybabe1 wrote: »

so pointless you just had to post???:rolleyes:

Its a serious question, blokes are all the time quite literally sizing up us women, we dont get to do same until we're under the sheets, and then its either 'WOOHOO' or " ****, thats a month of me life I'll never get back"
so I want to know, would it be enough to run, or would you stick around?? If you're getting all defensive (why) then hit your ignore button

There's no such thing as small penises, only big vaginas.

Yes, we men size up ALL of you.

Turd Ferguson · 16-09-2008 05:57PM

Carlybabe1 I think I speak for all the male boards member by saying pics or GTFO

GAAman · 16-09-2008 05:57PM

carlybabe1 wrote: »

so pointless you just had to post???:rolleyes:

Its a serious question, blokes are all the time quite literally sizing up us women, we dont get to do same until we're under the sheets, and then its either 'WOOHOO' or " ****, thats a month of me life I'll never get back"
so I want to know, would it be enough to run, or would you stick around?? If you're getting all defensive (why) then hit your ignore button

What a load of balls, women dont size men up in other ways no? Sure maybe we should all walk around with our knobs out to save your precious time :rolleyes:

javaboy · 16-09-2008 05:59PM

GAAman wrote: »

What a load of balls, women dont size men up in other ways no? Sure maybe we should all walk around with our knobs out to save your precious time :rolleyes:

Women can be so shallow can't they? It's what's inside that counts.

carlybabe1 · 16-09-2008 06:02PM

tribulus wrote: »

Talk to manukahoney...

Is that what ye call him??:D

MagicMarker wrote: »

There's no such thing as small penises, only big vaginas.

Yes, we men size up ALL of you.

Well theres sweet FA I can say to that, LOLs:D

Turd Ferguson wrote: »

Carlybabe1 I think I speak for all the male boards member by saying pics or GTFO

I dont have a penis silly, I can send ye one of me rompin rabbit though an ye can compare

GAAman wrote: »

What a load of balls, Sure maybe we should all walk around with our knobs out to save your precious time :rolleyes:

Now THAT would be interesting, and amusing no doubt :pac::pac:

carlybabe1 · 16-09-2008 06:03PM

javaboy wrote: »

Women can be so shallow can't they? It's what's inside that counts.

depends who's inside you're talkin about

tribulus · 16-09-2008 06:04PM

carlybabe1 wrote: »

Is that what ye call him??:D

It's a poster who seemed vocal anytime penises (sizes of them that is) were mentioned. :pac:

Turd Ferguson · 16-09-2008 06:05PM

carlybabe1 wrote: »

I dont have a penis silly, I can send ye one of me rompin rabbit though an ye can compare

Bewbs only I'm afraid. Otherwise the door is over ====>

GirlInterrupted · 16-09-2008 06:07PM

I'd much rather be with a man who is small in stature then a man who has a tiny mind.

I'm not commenting on the other thing......

latenia · 16-09-2008 06:08PM

Look Carly, this is how these threads work:

1. Woman comes on trying to be sassy/outrageous/copying something she heard on Sex and the City.

2. A few smutty replies are posted.

3. Someone (me in this instance) mentions wizards' sleeves/clowns' pockets/hippos' smiles

4. OP scuttles off wishing she'd never broached the subject.

Dudess · 16-09-2008 06:12PM

Euphemisms for a regularly stuffed gee are ALWAYS good...

OT: In-betweener wiener ftw, and girth is more important than length. I've never been with a guy whose member was absolutely tiny. I've seen pics of a practically non existant one - weird looking.

Too big isn't fun...

Physical build - meh, average size. Skinny doesn't do it for me, neither does big and bulky. Fairly good shape yeah, as in some bit of tone and muscle definition, but a bit of flab here and there wouldn't bother me.

javaboy · 16-09-2008 06:13PM

Dudess wrote: »

In-betweener wiener ftw, and girth is more important than length. I've never been with a guy whose member was absolutely tiny. I've seen pics of a practically non existant one - weird looking.

Too big isn't fun...

Physical build - meh, average size. Skinny doesn't do it for me, neither does big and bulky. Fairly good shape yeah, as in some bit of tone and muscle definition, but a bit of flab here and there wouldn't bother me.

You left out your personal mailbox number. Are you new at this internet dating lark?

Turd Ferguson · 16-09-2008 06:19PM

I think I might start internet dating. Its gotta be better than phone sex. I tried it once and not only did I electrocute my knob but now anytime someone rings there is a strangle gurgling noise coming from the reciever...am I doing it wrong?

Vain · 16-09-2008 06:22PM

Just to let all ye average size guys know, Its not all fun having a huge penis Iv to tuck mine into my sock, Its costing me a fortune on socks and stretching them all so I can only wear them once:p

Nehaxak · 16-09-2008 07:08PM

It's all about the tongue tbh. Many women have never even experienced an intense orgasm so before you even think about a ride next time, do your best to get her off first. That way at least there's no bother if you only lasted a few minutes before you blew, she's already had her jollies and won't be frustrated and size won't even be thought about.
Unless of course you're really small down there, then honestly, you better be shyte hot with that tongue to make up for it ! :cool:

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