Autobiograhy of Queen Mise

colrow · 04-03-2009 04:18PM #1

Queen-Mise was the daughter of the King of Spain and one of his serving senorita's, thats why she has such dark hair, and dusky skin, she was born in the backstreets of Benidorm, and her mother used to make her living dressing the child Mise up in a monkey outfit, and persuade tourists to have their pictures taken , with the little monkey. In 1953 Mise .... (please continue as you want)

kerash · 04-03-2009 06:05PM

had vanished.
The End.

colrow · 04-03-2009 06:49PM

kerash wrote: »

had vanished.
QUOTE]

From her usual haunts, her mother was distraught having lost her sole means, of earning her living, Mise had in fact been taken from her cage by the Ballybunion chapter of the League for the Protection of Monkeys, who hoped to return her to the wild after keeping her for a while in their monkey sanctuary...

kerash · 04-03-2009 06:53PM

kerash wrote: »

had vanished.
The End.

...

Queen-Mise · 04-03-2009 09:39PM

During my spell as a monkey's pet I learned many skills including mandarin chinese. after I made my escape, I went to the Far East to practise my many skills, during this period of time I also was a novice to the Shaolin monks. After my feeling testings I then returned to the west.

Anyone hazard a guess as to what came now...

colrow · 04-03-2009 09:45PM

you opened a chinese takeaway ?? if so i'll have Number 69 to take away

Queen-Mise · 04-03-2009 09:47PM

colrow wrote: »

you opened a chinese takeaway ?? if so i'll have Number 69 to take away

I am a queen, how do you think I set up a takeaway - I don't do Coming to America type movie life situations

kerash · 04-03-2009 09:48PM

THE END.

Queen-Mise · 04-03-2009 09:53PM

kerash wrote: »

THE END.

spoilsport, jealously won't get you anywhere

:D:D:D

kerash · 04-03-2009 09:57PM

FIN

Queen-Mise · 04-03-2009 10:01PM

kerash wrote: »

FIN

Well done Kerash, I did end up in finland when I arrived back in Western Europe and that is where I met my Russian oil multi-billionaire. His name was Stepov Flastirstvava, a fine man, the love of my love really. Even down there is a tear in my eye when I think of him. the police decided it was an accident with him on the yacht.

Nerin · 04-03-2009 10:06PM

queen-mise wrote: »

Well done Kerash, I did end up in finland when I arrived back in Western Europe and that is where I met my Russian oil multi-billionaire. His name was Stepov Flastirstvava, a fine man, the love of my love really. Even down there is a tear in my eye when I think of him. the police decided it was an accident with him on the yacht.

She spent many nights after the death of her love listening to finnish trolls mating calls on her balcony. Distraught, she bought a ticket...

Queen-Mise · 04-03-2009 10:17PM

and went to america a very, very rich billionaireness. After living a highlife in New York shopping and partying, I decided to move to Los Angelus hoping to meet the love of my life...

Nerin · 04-03-2009 10:19PM

queen-mise wrote: »

and went to america a very, very rich billionaireness. After living a highlife in New York shopping and partying, I decided to move to Los Angelus hoping to meet the love of my life...

she met a broody pale man, that had a detective agency and a neck fetish. soon after leaving him, crying in the corner, she moved to nevada

Queen-Mise · 04-03-2009 10:32PM

after realising that pale skinney men are waste of time and very quickly realising Nevada isn't a lot better, I decided to go to Los angeles

Nerin · 04-03-2009 10:41PM

queen-mise wrote: »

after realising that pale skinney men are waste of time and very quickly realising Nevada isn't a lot better, I decided to go to Los angeles

after realising Los angeles wasn't any better, she again travelled to nevada.

Prof.Badass · 04-03-2009 10:53PM

Nerin wrote: »

after realising Los angeles wasn't any better, she again travelled to nevada.

and took up work in one of those legal brothels

(sorry i couldn't resist)

Nerin · 04-03-2009 10:55PM

vinylmesh wrote: »

and took up work in one of those legal brothels

(sorry i couldn't help it!)

working as a waitress in a brothel paid great money, and she often laughed about men trying to pay her for teh sex. it gave her a bit of an ego boost.
even one customer, vinyl something, who drunkenly begged her, but as always she refused. later that night he was found at the bottom of an alley, having over dosed on gummy bears and sadness.

Prof.Badass · 04-03-2009 11:07PM

Nerin wrote: »

working as a waitress in a brothel paid great money, and she often laughed about men trying to pay her for teh sex. it gave her a bit of an ego boost.
even one customer, vinyl something, who drunkenly begged her, but as always she refused. later that night he was found at the bottom of an alley, having over dosed on gummy bears and sadness.

vinyls friends were angered at her ( i Mean if you're walking around naked in a brothel then most reasonable people would assume you're a whore). To get revenge on her they set her up with a transexual known only by the street name "nerin".

dara95 · 04-03-2009 11:24PM

then she took up her sword and as she rode on her trusty stallion back to the battle field!
at the battle field the fighting was very fierce but the queen prevailed she organized a charge and her army rallied on her. they had lost most of their men but they got together for one last attempt!!

just as all hope seemed to be lost the queen blew on her magical horn;)
and everyone charged it was an epic charge and the queens forces won!!!

then they turned to go home but on the way home to spain....

Nerin · 04-03-2009 11:27PM

dara95 wrote: »

then she took up her sword and as she rode on her trusty stallion back to the battle field!
at the battle field the fighting was very fierce but the queen prevailed she organized a charge and her army rallied on her. they had lost most of their men but they got together for one last attempt!!

just as all hope seemed to be lost the queen blew on her magical horn;)
and everyone charged it was an epic charge and the queens forces won!!!

then they turned to go home but on the way home to spain....

They realised it was all a dream,as vinyl had no friends.

Waking up in ireland was a major headache.

Prof.Badass · 04-03-2009 11:48PM

Nerin wrote: »

They realised it was all a dream,as vinyl had no friends.
Waking up in ireland was a major headache.

(damn).

Vinyl was wondering where all his friends had gone, and why he had such a strange dream so he decided to go on a night out with an acquaintance.

There he was chatted up by nerin (whom he rejected) and got kinda freaked out and left.

It was also a headache for queen mise who having woken up, realised that she was no longer a billionaire queen, so she decided to...

Nerin · 04-03-2009 11:52PM

vinylmesh wrote: »

(damn).

Vinyl was wondering where all his friends had gone, and why he had such a strange dream so he decided to go on a night out with an acquaintance.

There he was chatted up by nerin (whom he rejected) and got kinda freaked out and left.

It was also a headache for queen mise who having woken up, realised that she was no longer a billionaire queen, so she decided to...

Travel back in time. She hired Nerin to kill vinyl,for the lulz. He agreed,purely out of boredom,and decided to get close to his prey by flirting with him. As vinyl left,feeling very freaked out,he was brutally bludgeonded to death by a piece of the berlin wall.
His job complete,Nerin went on a cruise with the money queen mise had payed him. Unfortunately,it was all fake money,and Nerin is the custody of the guards. Queen mise is currently baking him a cake with a file in it when suddenly...

Prof.Badass · 05-03-2009 12:03AM

the police knock on her door. She faces charges for her involvement in vinyls death.

Using the insurance money (everyone laughed at vinyl for taking out berlin wall insurance) Vinyls family have him cryogenically frozen in Alcor, and stored away for the next 10,000 years in a completely locked room UNTOUCHED untill he is finally reanimated in the future when humans can live forever. He finds out that NO-ONE he knows is alive, but just as well as he had no friends in the past anyway.

In 20,000 AD he (along with every other human) transcends and gets to live for all eternity in all-knowing bliss as a higher being.

Back in the 2009 however, nerin is just about to be raped in his cell when...

kerash · 05-03-2009 12:23AM

El Fin.

Jemmy · 05-03-2009 12:25AM

this is still going?! :rolleyes:

Nerin · 05-03-2009 12:25AM

vinylmesh wrote: »

the police knock on her door. She faces charges for her involvement in vinyls death.

Using the insurance money (everyone laughed at vinyl for taking out berlin wall insurance) Vinyls family have him cryogenically frozen in Alcor, and stored away for the next 10,000 years in a completely locked room UNTOUCHED untill he is finally reanimated in the future when humans can live forever. He finds out that NO-ONE he knows is alive, but just as well as he had no friends in the past anyway.

In 20,000 AD he (along with every other human) transcends and gets to live for all eternity in all-knowing bliss as a higher being.

Back in the 2009 however, nerin is just about to be raped in his cell when...

He realises hes not only a ninja,but a ninja with a brick.(stupid cops never took his brick.)
Bricking the potential rapist,he ninjas his way to queen mises house,were the only way he can get real money is through a high stakes poker game.

kerash · 05-03-2009 12:29AM

Il finito.

Queen-Mise · 05-03-2009 12:42AM

When Nerin arrives at the Queen-mise's they start a poker game with some of the other pathetic boards members (who in their delusional state think they can beat the gruesome twosome) including Kerash, colrow, cyberwolf77 & dara. Little do the other boardsies know when they are beaten they are fed to the Queen's hounds for dinenr outside. Although colrow is kept specially for the scottish hounds to eat.
The queen pays Nerin a substantial amount to set up his own holistic detective agency,
the queen enjoys her winnings living in the Artic circle

kerash · 05-03-2009 12:49AM

/runs out of languages...

El Endo.

Queen-Mise · 05-03-2009 12:54AM

kerash wrote: »

/runs out of languages...

El Endo.

Fundi - Alabania
Konec - Czech
Het einde - Dutch
It-tarf - Maltese

Do any of them help kerash

Autobiograhy of Queen Mise

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