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Most embarrassing accident known to man ?

  • 20-12-2009 08:26PM
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    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,085
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    Catching your lad in your zip bad enough to have to go to hospital to have it freed. This happened to a friend of my da's last week. :D

    Anything worse ?


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  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 34,567 Biggins
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    Been there - done that.
    Worst pain ever!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,287 davyjose
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    Anything that involves the words: Sh!tting ... Pants ... in ... Public


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 17,918 orourkeda
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    swamping your jocks while inebriated

    nobody died but an embarassing accident i'm sure


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,051 Whosbetter?
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    A dose of the Squits in a crowded lift would be pretty high up the embarrasment scale, I would say....


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 32,865 MagicMarker
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    Sneeze > Fart


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,085 Pacing Mule
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    Biggins wrote: »
    Been there - done that.
    Worst pain ever!

    I did myself when I was a kid but thankfully freed myself without the need to get help.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 357 K-Ren
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    Catching your lad in your zip bad enough to have to go to hospital to have it freed. This happened to a friend of my da's last week. :D

    Anything worse ?

    Oh man! How'd you get the beans above the frank?!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 19,969 mikemac
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    Using clipless pedals on your bike
    As you slow to a stop at traffic lights (we don't ignore all lights ;)), you forget to clip and slowly and in slow motion fall over.

    Don't forget the 15 students at the busstop laughing at your misfortune.

    If you've have clipless pedals and cycle, you've done this at some stage!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,295 Duggy747
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    Being in the local pub with my laptop which was riddled in viruses (The ones that redirect you to porn sites and, strangely, wedding sites).

    Gave it to my friend and all this random porn popped up, he laughed and shouted it out to everyone. Then, like perfect clockwork, all my friends came in the door, cue more laughs, and then everyone in the pub had a good laugh at me. :eek:

    For ages everyone was sure I had odd fetishes (feet, vomit, etc) Everybody in the pub wasn't computer literate so nobody believed me :(

    Then my "friends" would mention it to girls :eek: I soon stopped that though by bringing out the big guns and revealing everyone's embarrasing secrets.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,420 Dartz
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    Bono


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,584 Voltex
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    Sitting on the tube in London holding a can of coke...and falling asleep and letting the half full can spill on your crotch area....on the plus side no-one will sit within 10 feet of you...so suppose its not all bad!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,271 irish_bob
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    Duggy747 wrote: »
    Being in the local pub with my laptop which was riddled in viruses (The ones that redirect you to porn sites and, strangely, wedding sites).

    Gave it to my friend and all this random porn popped up, he laughed and shouted it out to everyone. Then, like perfect clockwork, all my friends came in the door, cue more laughs, and then everyone in the pub had a good laugh at me. :eek:

    For ages everyone was sure I had odd fetishes (feet, vomit, etc) Everybody in the pub wasn't computer literate so nobody believed me :(

    Then my "friends" would mention it to girls :eek: I soon stopped that though by bringing out the big guns and revealing everyone's embarrasing secrets.


    who brings a laptop to thier local , are you in a gang called super friends


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,051 Whosbetter?
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    Pissing on an electric fence would be pretty bad too...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,683 Owen
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    Probably Franz Reichelt who invented a gliding suit, climbed the Eiffel tower to prove it could work, jumped off, and it didn't work. Splat.



  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,550 Min
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    Catching your lad in your zip bad enough to have to go to hospital to have it freed. This happened to a friend of my da's last week. :D

    Anything worse ?

    I don't get how that happens, does this happen to men who go commando as I can't see myself doing something like that.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,882 phlegms
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    The use of most unparliamentary language in a fit of rage.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,085 Pacing Mule
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    Min wrote: »
    I don't get how that happens, does this happen to men who go commando as I can't see myself doing something like that.

    Just plain carelessness tbh - you're not paying attention because you don't think you really need to. How can you stuff up putting it back in before zipping. ? Then one day you don't get it fully back in but you're so used to a seamless transition onto yanking the zip up that all of a sudden its AAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH JAAAAAAAAYYYYYSSSSSSUUUUUUUSSSSSSS etc

    From that moment on you never rush the procedure again. :)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 540 spareman
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    Just plain carelessness tbh - you're not paying attention because you don't think you really need to. How can you stuff up putting it back in before zipping. ? Then one day you don't get it fully back in but you're so used to a seamless transition onto yanking the zip up that all of a sudden its AAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH JAAAAAAAAYYYYYSSSSSSUUUUUUUSSSSSSS etc

    From that moment on you never rush the procedure again. :)
    Ouch!!! We got a bleeder!!! wasn't this in that movie something about mary.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,085 Pacing Mule
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    People had been catching their bits in their zips a long time before the film :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,009 Run_to_da_hills
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    Pissing on an electric fence would be pretty bad too...
    Or having a pi*s outside Custies of Ennis. :eek:


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,473 GiftofGab
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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,968 Praetorian Saighdiuir
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    A friend of mine was making the love to his other half, he fairly commonly farts when he climaxes....weird I know!


    Anyway, one day he confessed to accidently "sharting" while climaxing...


    ...It didnt go down too well, especially since she ended up with some on her leg!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 96 captainjack
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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,647 El Weirdo
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    benwavner wrote: »
    A friend of mine was making the love to his other half, he fairly commonly farts when he climaxes....weird that I know!


    Anyway, one day he confessed to accidently "sharting" while climaxing...


    ...It didnt go down too well, especially since she ended up with some on her leg!
    FYP


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