Small condoms for children

unkel · 04-03-2010 03:35PM #1

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Condoms in 'extra small' for boys age 12 set for Britain's shelves soon

By Alexandra Williams
Last updated at 8:31 PM on 03rd March 2010

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Extra small condoms for boys as young as 12 could soon be on our shelves.

The Hotshot condoms are going on sale in Switzerland after research found that not enough 12 to 14-year-old boys were having protected sex.

The condoms are likely to end up on sale in Britain, said their manufacturer Lamprecht AG.

Campaign: Extra small Hotshot condoms are being produced in Switzerland for boys as young as 12 (file picture)

A spokesman said the UK would be ‘top priority’ if the company expanded abroad, considering it had the highest teenage pregnancy rate in Europe.

Nysse Norballe said: ‘At the moment we are only producing the Hotshot in Switzerland.

‘But the UK is certainly a very attractive market since there is a very high rate of underage conception.’

A standard condom has a diameter of 52mm in comparison with the Hotshot’s 45mm. Both are the same length – 190mm.

According to a study of 13 to 20-year-olds, a quarter said that a standard condom was too large.

Hilary Pannack, of teenage pregnancy charity Straight Talking Peer Education, said: ‘We know young people are having sex and if this is what it takes to protect them, we need to go along with it.’

SV · 04-03-2010 03:37PM

FINALLY!

edit: I mean..daily mail eh?

dvpower · 04-03-2010 03:39PM

unkel wrote: »

The Hotshot condoms are going on sale in Switzerland after research found that not enough 12 to 14-year-old boys were having protected sex.

:eek:

phill106 · 04-03-2010 03:42PM

unkel wrote: »

Article

Condoms in 'extra small' for boys age 12 set for Britain's shelves soon

By Alexandra Williams
Last updated at 8:31 PM on 03rd March 2010

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Extra small condoms for boys as young as 12 could soon be on our shelves.

The Hotshot condoms are going on sale in Switzerland after research found that not enough 12 to 14-year-old boys were having protected sex.

The condoms are likely to end up on sale in Britain, said their manufacturer Lamprecht AG.

Campaign: Extra small Hotshot condoms are being produced in Switzerland for boys as young as 12 (file picture)

A spokesman said the UK would be ‘top priority’ if the company expanded abroad, considering it had the highest teenage pregnancy rate in Europe.

Nysse Norballe said: ‘At the moment we are only producing the Hotshot in Switzerland.

‘But the UK is certainly a very attractive market since there is a very high rate of underage conception.’

A standard condom has a diameter of 52mm in comparison with the Hotshot’s 45mm. Both are the same length – 190mm.

According to a study of 13 to 20-year-olds, a quarter said that a standard condom was too large.

Hilary Pannack, of teenage pregnancy charity Straight Talking Peer Education, said: ‘We know young people are having sex and if this is what it takes to protect them, we need to go along with it.’

This so the priests dont have to brush their teeth again before mass?

admiralofthefleet · 04-03-2010 03:42PM

and terry

bluto63 · 04-03-2010 03:43PM

Now I can stop tying a knot in the johnny in the bathroom before!

04-03-2010 03:44PM

They have a very narrow moral vision there.

mfceiling · 04-03-2010 03:46PM

I was always told that the best condoms for kids are the ones with a hole in the end of them.........

Cookie_Monster · 04-03-2010 03:47PM

Finally Asians will have one that fits right

Lux23 · 04-03-2010 03:49PM

That's just sad.

dr.bollocko · 04-03-2010 03:51PM

Sale of (Insert random thing here) to (Insert random societal group here) indicate that people are doing something Joe Duffy doesn't think they should > Joe goes fricking mental about how society is ruineded > Moronic "I'm a mother" types call in to complain > random thing get banned > Society saved.

mikom · 04-03-2010 03:53PM

Ribbed (with pictures of Barney) for her pleasure.

stovelid · 04-03-2010 03:55PM

No self-respecting 12-year old impregnator will be caught dead in them. They should have stamped them XXXX Large in big red letters in order to increase take-up.

peter p · 04-03-2010 03:57PM

how cool would you have been goin to primary school with a 3 pack in ur pocket?:D

Danbo! · 04-03-2010 03:57PM

stovelid wrote: »

No self-respecting 12-year old impregnator will be caught dead in them. They should have stamped them XXXX Large in big red letters in order to increase take-up.

But then I'd have to go back to the chemist and change em

I predict this thread will be pretty much a dick swinging contest. Looking forward to it.

roryc1 · 04-03-2010 03:57PM

For little pricks hey!!!

Overheal · 04-03-2010 03:58PM

This is just the latex in a series of weird decisions...

phill106 · 04-03-2010 04:01PM

might be like those collectable cards?
Theres common ones, uncommon and rare ones?
trade em with your friends!
use the commons for the ugly girl from the street.
save the uncommons for a posh hand shuffle!
use the rares super duper bonus power to lower knock off "juicy" track suit bottoms of the unattainable (normally) bird of the young fellas choice!

admiralofthefleet · 04-03-2010 04:04PM

tbh

bazmaiden · 04-03-2010 04:04PM

reminded me of this

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2009/04/fail-owned-durex-kids-fail1.jpg

Bill-e · 04-03-2010 04:15PM

Reminds me of that guy who posted on a forum that the trojan johnnies were much to small for him and he couldn't fit both testicles in them.

I'd google a link but I'm at work and god know what would come up if i google anything to do with any of this. lol

tipperaryboy · 04-03-2010 04:35PM

insane thats not necessary for children why would they need such things?

dr.bollocko · 04-03-2010 04:38PM

tipperaryboy wrote: »

insane thats not necessary for children why would they need such things?

Generally to fuck girls with.

bazmaiden · 04-03-2010 04:41PM

tipperaryboy wrote: »

insane thats not necessary for children why would they need such things?

even kids need a posh ****, or they may be out of balloons

tipperaryboy · 04-03-2010 04:41PM

:

dr.bollocko wrote: »

Generally to fuck girls with.

i was being sarcastic :rolleyes: just to see what the reponses would be like..

OutlawPete · 04-03-2010 04:49PM

tipperaryboy wrote: »

:

i was being sarcastic :rolleyes: just to see what the reponses would be like..

Don't say you were being "sarcastic".

Do what is usually done on AH and say "my post was meant to be ironic".

mailforkev · 04-03-2010 04:50PM

As soon as I saw the title I just knew this had to have something to do with the Daily Mail.

The kiddie johnnies will probably cause cancer or steal our jobs next.

MagicMarker · 04-03-2010 04:54PM

Is mammy going to buy the 12 year old his first packet for xmas?

AnonoBoy · 04-03-2010 04:55PM

dr.bollocko wrote: »

Sale of (Insert random thing here) to (Insert random societal group here) indicate that people are doing something Joe Duffy doesn't think they should > Joe goes fricking mental about how society is ruineded > Moronic "I'm a mother" types call in to complain > random thing get banned > Society saved.

Glad we got that sorted out.

Now if only we could do something about the pesky dog poop all over the streets.

landsleaving · 04-03-2010 04:58PM

Finally, someone's thinking of the children!

OutlawPete · 04-03-2010 04:59PM

AnonoBoy wrote: »

Glad we got that sorted out.

Now if only we could do something about the pesky dog poop all over the streets.

*hands Anono a Pooper Scooper*

Now if only we could do something about the fcuking chewing gum all over the pavements.