25 Things NOT to do in Q2

ButcherOfNog

1) Don't ever stand still or kill the same opponent in the same spot
twice - you're obviously a camper
2) Don't wait for weapons/pickups to respawn - you camper
3) Don't use the BFG well - you no-skillz BFG lamer newbie
4) Don't use the Railgun well - you no-skillz zbot cheater
5) Don't use the Quad well - you no-skillz Quad whore camper
6) Don't use the Grenade Launcher well - you no-skillz pill popper who
can't aim for toffee
7) Don't use the Hyperblaster well - you evil lpb lagblaster cheater
8) Don't use the Chaingun well - like hyperblaster but not quite so bad
9) Don't use the same weapon all the time if your good - you will be flamed
for a) cheating b) being a lamer c) being a camper d) not using another
weapon e) any or all of the above
10) Don't use the power screen - only no-skillz lamers use this to protect
themselves
11) Don't kill with the grapple - you no-skillz cheap hooker
12) Don't rocket jump - only cheating kangaroos do this
13) Don't play with Weapstay on/Team damage off - only skill-less newbies
need to do this to frag better players
14) Don't telefrag - a cheaper kill is hard to find
15) Don't be an LPB, and play well - its obviously just the connection
16) Don't be an LPB, and play badly - what a lamer MUHAHAHAHHA
17) Don't be an LPB at all - your rate is too high, and you lag other
players
18) Don't shoot a stationary player - they're obviously typing, just
respawned or lagged (but never about to railgun you)
19) Don't complain about unfair teams - life's like that
20) Don't crouch to avoid fire - you newbie dump taker
21) Don't jump to avoid fire - you no-skillz kangaroo hopper (I mean, its
soooo uncool and unrealistic)
22) Don't fire at corners/thro doors just in case - if you kill someone
you're obviously a zbot cheater who knew they were coming
23) Don't use a tactic that always works coz the enemy are dumb - you're
obviously cheating
24) In fact, don't play well at all - you're either an a) an lpb, b) a cheat
c) lucky d) any or all of the above
25) In fact, don't play Q2 at all, Q1 is much faster, more fun and a real
skillz game (coz of air movement, the rocket launcher sucks in Q2 blah blah
blah...)

ripped this off from (wtf!)QuickSilva on uk.games.computer.quake2

Maximilian

So lava is ok then?
Great - I'll tell Splodge