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die daddy

  • 13-06-2003 11:07am
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,942 ✭✭✭


    A guy was listening to his kid say his nightly prayers.

    The kid says, "Goodnight mommy, daddy, grandpa, and goodbye grandma."

    The next day the grandma dies. The guy thinks this is really weird.

    That night, the kid says "Good-
    night mommy, daddy, and goodbye grandpa" The next day the grandpa dies.

    The father thinks this is really weird. That night the kid says, "Goodnight mommy, and goodbye daddy."

    The father freaks. He's thinking I'm gonna die. So the next day he goes to work really slowly and carefully, and is nice to everyone at work.

    At the end of the day, he drives home really carefully and collapses into a chair.

    He says," Honey, can you get me a cup of coffee? I've had a really bad day." She says "YOU'VE had a bad day! I found the mailman dead on the doorstep!"


    :eek: :eek: :ninja: :D


Comments

  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,105 ✭✭✭Tyrrial


    i liked it when i first heard it and i still like it!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 161 ✭✭Detonated Sauce


    lol good one


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 760 ✭✭✭BoobeR


    ROFL! haha good one :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,899 ✭✭✭lacuna


    very good altogether!! ;)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,136 ✭✭✭Pugsley


    old style of joke, in a new context, not bad tho :)


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 534 ✭✭✭bozzie


    rofl
    good 1 years since i heard i and its still good


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,274 ✭✭✭de5p0i1er


    At least hes alive, thats something to be thankful for.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,780 ✭✭✭JohnK


    lol :D
    I wonder if he was happy or pissed off? :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,139 ✭✭✭Sauron


    lol very good:ninja: :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 209 ✭✭Johnny Gomez


    Never heard it before but great joke!:D


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