Be Carefull

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Be Careful What You Wish For

A man was digging in his garden, when his shovel hit a hard object buried in the earth, which revealed itself to be an old bottle sealed with a cork. The man wrenched the cork free and, to his astonishment, there was a cloud of smoke and a clap of thunder. Standing before him was a genie.
"As a reward for freeing me, I shall grant you three wishes," said the genie, "But understand, whatever you wish for, your most hated enemy shall receive twice over."

The man's most hated enemy happened to be his next door neighbour, Jones. "Let's see. My first wish is..." He looked at his weather beaten bungalow, "...to live in a ten story luxury mansion.' The genie clapped his hands and suddenly his minute shack transformed into the most beautiful house he had ever laid eyes on. He heard a cry of astonishment from next door and looked over to see Jones standing in the doorway of his new twenty story mansion. "Now I want fifty of the most beautiful women imaginable." said the man. There was a puff of smoke and his wish was granted. He was annoyed, however, to see Jones grinning and waving, surrounded by his own harem of 100 women, all twice as attractive.

"What is your final wish, Master?' asked the genie.

"I want to lose a testicle," said the man.

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Tyrrial

there have been variations of that joke posted... but it's still quite good

Sauron

tyrrial pointed out that:
there have been variations of that joke posted...

indeed including one of Mine but its still good:p :ninja:

Pugsley

Originally posted by Tyrrial
there have been variations of that joke posted... but it's still quite good

The best one being:
lead figure = wife
target = husband
effect = ten times worse
punch line = i want a mild heart attack
moral = women are evil.

de5p0i1er

Originally posted by Tyrrial
there have been variations of that joke posted... but it's still quite good

Still good though.