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Discworld Quiz!

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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 96 ✭✭oddlyaromatic


    Shawn Ogg? Except when he's lying down.

    Similarly, when Verence tried to get a book on sex through mail-order, what dyslexic mistake was made?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 19 GumDropButtons


    He committed the most grievous error of ordering martial arts instead of marital arts.

    What's the best part of a scumble hangover?


  • Moderators, Arts Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Sports Moderators Posts: 9,536 Mod ✭✭✭✭BossArky


    Do you mean the best part of a scumble hanger or the best rememdy?

    "It is a fact that the best remedy for a scumble hangover is a hair of the dog, although it should more accurately be called a tooth of the shark or possibly a tread of the bulldozer".


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 148 ✭✭Horatio


    Who is the bane of all religous people working on the Disc ?


  • Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 92,345 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


    Sargent Dorfl

    Love the bit where he gets hit by lightening.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 148 ✭✭Horatio


    Fraid not... guess again


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,882 ✭✭✭fozzle


    Horatio wrote:
    Who is the bane of all religous people working on the Disc ?
    Mrs. Cake?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 148 ✭✭Horatio


    Correctamundo......Who was Vimes infamous ancestor?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 96 ✭✭oddlyaromatic


    Good ol' axe-hauling king-whacking head-rolling Suffer-not-Injustice Stoneface Vimes.

    What member of the Watch died before Carrot turned up?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 148 ✭✭Horatio


    Ah yes, poor old Herbert Gaskin, we shall miss him ...eh.. somewhat?

    Who invented the duck billed platypus?


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  • Registered Users Posts: 33 baz^


    The wizards of Unseen University, or, more specifically, the Dean.

    Upon what historical figure is Goodmountain based? And how can you prove it?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 389 ✭✭Ba_barbaraAnne


    baz^ wrote:
    The wizards of Unseen University, or, more specifically, the Dean.

    Upon what historical figure is Goodmountain based? And how can you prove it?

    The inventor of the printing press in Our world - Johann Gutenburg . His surname translates into English as Goodmountain.

    Who is Ronnie Soak and what is his alternate identity?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,584 ✭✭✭c - 13


    Ronnie Soak - Now a milkman but formerly the fifth member of the horsemen of the apocolypse (Kaos).

    What was the name of the main carachter in Soul Music (not death).


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,484 ✭✭✭JIZZLORD


    ****, i know this, it was something stupid like buddy.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 389 ✭✭Ba_barbaraAnne


    c - 13 wrote:
    Ronnie Soak - Now a milkman but formerly the fifth member of the horsemen of the apocolypse (Kaos).

    What was the name of the main carachter in Soul Music (not death).

    Buddy is his stage name - his real name is Imp Y Celyn

    What is the name of the head of the Fool's Guild?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2 mel_sto_helit


    dr whiteface

    what is the motto of buggerup university?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 374 ✭✭IceHawk


    dr whiteface

    what is the motto of buggerup university?
    'Nullus Anxietas' or something like that. Means No Worries


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 103 ✭✭KamikazeBananze


    You forgot to add one of your own questions.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,227 ✭✭✭Shanannigan


    ok i'll get it rollin again with an easy one
    what was the name of the spell that summoned death from anywhere on the disc?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 103 ✭✭KamikazeBananze


    The Right of Ashk' Ente.(does spelling matter?)

    Where can a reference to game saving be found?
    (hint: look in the postscripts.)


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 59 ✭✭Darkwing Duck


    At the risk of pre-empting the last q, and in hopes of getting one more in there -

    What was the full name of the feegle that Tiffany said she'd marry?


  • Registered Users Posts: 33 baz^


    don't know the game saving one, but his full name was Robert Anybody Mac Feegle.

    Another easy one:

    What was Tiffany's Granny's remedy for sick sheep?


  • Registered Users Posts: 356 ✭✭the evil lime


    Game saving?

    Maybe the Yeti in Thief of Time?

    If I got that right, what was Vetinari's nickname at school?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 594 ✭✭✭Gizmodeon


    oooh, grannys remedy for sick sheep was turpentine!

    my first Q: 'Old Tom' The bell in the unseen university tolls a certain sound every hour, what is it?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 122 ✭✭Vulpiner


    Nothing?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,943 ✭✭✭Mutant_Fruit


    Nah, it doesn't toll nothing, that'd be stupid. It tolls anti-noise, otherwise known as pure silence!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 122 ✭✭Vulpiner


    Nah, it doesn't toll nothing, that'd be stupid. It tolls anti-noise, otherwise known as pure silence!

    Damn youre good!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,484 ✭✭✭JIZZLORD


    why was the universe created?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 14 300lenouveau666


    JIZZLORD wrote:
    why was the universe created?
    to use up excess power in a generator in unseen university.
    If i'm correct, my question is (drum roll please) What is Princess Keli's full name?


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  • Moderators, Arts Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Sports Moderators Posts: 9,536 Mod ✭✭✭✭BossArky


    A: Daughter of King Olerve the Bastard of the Sto Plains kingdom of Sto Lat, and the last person between the Duke of Sto Helit and the throne. She became Queen Kelirihenna I, Lord of Sto Lat, Protector of the Eight Protectorates and Empress of the Long Thin Debated Piece Hubwards of Sto Kerrig.

    Q:How many times does a one in a million come off in Discworld?


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