Blonde Jokes!!

Bubba

1.Why is it good to have a blonde in the car??

because you can park in the handicapped spots.


2. A blonde and a brunette were waiting at a lift. It open and they both got in. At the next floor a guy got into the lift with them and the blonde started making out with him. The brunette noticed that the guy had teribble dandruff and once they stopped making out the brunette said to the blonde. ' You should really give him some head and shoulders'.
The blonde replied ' How do you give shoulders'!!



If you have more jokes add them!!

Mac daddy

One day a blond was riding down a country road with her boyfriend when she saw another blond out in a row boat in the middle of a grain field (she clearly took the amber "waves" of grain literally).

The blond in the truck was very upset at this sight and commented, "those are the kind of blonds that give blonds a bad name. If I could swim I would go out there and kick her butt."

Mac daddy

A blonde suspects her boyfriend of cheating on her, so she goes out and buys a gun. She goes to his apartment unexpectedly and when she opens the door she finds him in the arms of a redhead. Well, the blonde is really angry. She opens her purse to take out the gun, and as she does so, she is overcome with grief. She takes the gun and puts it to her head. The boyfriend yells, "No, honey, don't do it." The blonde replies, "Shut up, you're next!":D :rolleyes:

ciano

>A girl came skipping home from school one day.
>
>"Mummy, Mummy," she yelled, "we were counting today, and all the other kids
>could only count to four, but I counted to 10. See? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7,
>8,
>9, 10!"
>
>"Very good," said her mother.
>
>"Is it because I'm blonde, Mummy?"
>
>"Yes, it's because you're blonde."
>
>The next day the girl came skipping home from school.
>
>"Mummy, Mummy," She yelled, "we were saying the alphabet today, and all the
>other kids could only say it to D, but I said it to G. See? A, b, c, d, e,
>f, g!"
>
>"Very good," said her mother.
>
>"Is it because I'm blonde, Mummy?"
>
>"Yes, it's because you're blonde."
>
>The next day the girl came skipping home from school.
>
>"Mummy, Mummy," she yelled, "we were in gym class today, and when we
>showered, all the other girls had flat chests, but I have
>these!" , and she lifted her tank top to reveal a pair of 36Cs.
>
>"Very good," said her embarrassed mother.
>
>"Is it because I'm blonde, Mummy?"
>
>"No, it's because you're 25."

Raz

What's the quickest way to make a tunnel?

Stand 10 blonds ear to ear

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How do you light up a blonds eyes?

Stick a candle in her ear!

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Santa Claus, a clever blond and a little boy were in a competition with a prize of €10. Who won?
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The little boy!
The other two don't exist

Chada

LOL

Antisocialiser

Two blondes, Pammy and Jenny, were in a boat and it sunk when it hit a jagged rock. Pammy was stuck on one side of the river and the Jenny was stuck on the other. Pammy shouts "How do you get to the other side". Jenny replies "You are on the other side"

TomTom

why to blondes wear cotton knickers, to keep their ankles warm.

Tazzle

haha, blonde jokes always the classic

Mac daddy

Q: What do you get when you turn 3 blondes upside-down?
A: Two brunettes.:D

Mac daddy

Q: Why did the deaf blonde sit on a newspaper?
A: So she could lip read:D

Tyrrial

what do blond's mothers tell the when they go out on the town?

if your not in bed by 11 come home.

Raz

How do you know if a blondes been at your computer?

Tippex on the screen!

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How do you know she's been back?

Writing on the tippex

Zer0^

tbh blonde jokes own but kerry man or better:D

underdog

Two blondes where walking through the wood, when they came accross a pair of tracks.
"They're bear tracks" said one
"No, they're deer tracks" sais the other
"Bear tracks!"
"Deer tracks!"
"Bear tracks!"
"Deer tracks!"
"Bear Tracks!"
"Deer tracks!"


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Thats when the train hit them.




Why was the blonde staring at the carton of orange juice?
It said "Concentrate"