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Young Couple

  • 17-06-2003 4:23pm
    #1
    Kone
    Registered Users Posts: 1,372 ✭✭✭


    A young husband comes home one night, and his wife
    throws her arms around his neck: "Darling, I have
    great news: I'm a month overdue. I think we're going
    to have a baby! The doctor gave me a test today, but
    until we find out for sure, we can't tell anybody."

    The next day, a guy from the electric company rings
    the door-bell, because the young couple hasn't paid
    their last bill: "Are you Mrs. Smith? You're a month
    overdue, you know!"

    "How do YOU know?" stammers the young woman.

    "Well, ma'am, it's in our files!" says the man from
    the electric company.

    "What are you saying? It's in your files?????"

    "Absolutely."

    "Well, let me talk to my husband about this tonight."

    That night, she tells her husband about the visit, and
    he, mad as a bull, rushes to the electric company
    offices the first thing the next morning.

    "What's going on here? You have it on file that my
    wife is a month overdue? What business is that of
    yours?" the husband shouts.

    "Just calm down," says the clerk, "it's nothing
    serious. All you have to do is pay us."

    "PAY you? and if I refuse?"

    "Well, in that case, sir, we'd have no option but to
    cut yours off."

    "And what would my wife do then?" the husband asks.

    "I don't know. I guess she'd have to use a candle."


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