Theoretically and Realistically

OHP

Little boy came home one day crying. His dad meets him and said what’s wrong son?
I really hate my teacher dad she gives us really hard homework. It cant be that bad son tell me and I will help you. She wants us to explain the difference between Theoretically and Realistically. He said that’s easy son. Go ask your Gran would she make love to the Postman for £5,000 and then go ask your Mom would she make love to the Milkman for £5,000. So he did and they both said yes! So there you have it son.

Theoretically – We have £10,000

But!

Realistically – We have 2 Auld Whores!




OHP

exiztone

LOL
All your jokes start off with children in tears.
Bet you have a sadistic side waiting to come out sometime soon!

Tyrrial

nothing make you feel good like beating the crap out of little kid till it crys

Sposs

Old but Good

Pugsley

Heard a diffrent version before, was pretty good teh first version, dont think much of that one tho

Sauron

Meh:ninja:

Acidflash

lol

NeoSlicerZ

oldie