Tide

Macker

Dear Tide:

I'm writing to say what an excellent product you have. I've used it
since the beginning of married life, when my mom told me it was the best.

In fact, about a month ago, while at my mother-in-law's house, I
spilled some red wine on my new white blouse. She started to berate me about my drinking problem. One thing lead to another and I ended up with lot of her blood on my white blouse, as well. I tried to get the stain out using her bargain detergent, but it just wouldn't come out.
On my way home, I stopped and got a bottle of liquid Tide with bleach alternative, and all of the stains came out! They came out so well, in fact, that the DNA tests were negative! Thank you, once again, for a great product.

Well, gotta go, I have to write a letter to the Hefty bag people

JohnK

lol
I love to see the face of the person who opens that

Pugsley

rofl! what a product

Sauron

hehehe nice that guy was really lucky.......whoever he was...:ninja: (shifty eyes)...