This ones bad, but kinda funny

Raz

Inspired by the chicken or egg joke thread

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Two eggs were in a frying pan together and one say to the other,
"Jebus, it's hot in here!"
The other egg replies,


"AGGGGHHHH! A TALKING EGG!!!!!"

Sauron

originally posted by Raz
This ones bad,

I agree completely:ninja:

irishman_abroad

Its better if you use sausages

Tellox

its sad,Im laughing

MoSeS_.

it's not as bad as:
What's the difference between an orange and an apple ?
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You can't wash a window with a shovel!





Don't think too hard about it, there's no subtle underlying humor there.

fisty

you could if you tied a wet rag around the top of it and socked it in windowlene

NeoSlicerZ

Kill him , kill him now!

MoSeS_.

Did you hear the one about the deaf guy ?
No ?
Neither did he....

Kold

Did you hear the one about the paraplegic Juggler? He dropped all the paraplegics!

Dar

You hear about the dyslexic pimp?
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He bought a warehouse.

Wolf

The origional of that one was this...

Two cows in a feild and one says to the other that "What do you think of all this CJD stuff?"

The other Cow chews his cud for a while and looks around... the he says "FUCCKING HELL A TALKING COW!!!"

tman

Originally posted by Dar
You hear about the dyslexic pimp?

roffle, that's a good one.
i'll have to add that to my repertoir (sp???) of one liners

MrNuked

The origional of that one was this...

Two cows in a feild and one says to the other that "What do you think of all this CJD stuff?"

The other Cow chews his cud for a while and looks around... the he says "FUCCKING HELL A TALKING COW!!!"

and the original of that was:

Two cows in a feild and one says to the other that "What do you think of all this Mad Cow disease stuff?"

"I'm not worried that's only for cows and I'm a girraffe"