Star Wars New Film

MindPhuck

Yah, as you already know Samuel L Jackson is playing a Jedi Master in the new StarWars prequels. Im sure you already have seen this, but I put it up anyhows for a laf <IMG SRC="http://lacerta.ucg.ie/boards/smile.gif&quot; WIDTH=15 HEIGHT=15 BORDER=0 ALT=":)">

The TOP 10 Things We Want To Hear Samuel L. Jackson's Character 'Jedi Master Mace Windu' Say in the Star Wars Prequels.

10. You don't need to see my goddamn identification, 'cause these ain't the mother****in' droids you're looking for.

9. Womp rat may taste like pumpkin pie, but I'll never know, 'cause even if it did I wouldn't eat the filthy mother****er.

8. This is your father's lightsaber. When you absolutely, positively, have to kill every mother****in' stormtrooper in the room... accept no substitutes.

7. If Obi-wan ain't home then I don't know what the **** we're gonna do. I ain't got no other connections on Tattooine.

6. Feel the Force, mother****er.

5. 'What' ain't no planet I've ever heard of! Do they speak Bocce on What?

4. You sendin' the Fett? ****, Hutt, that's all you had to say!

3. Yeah Chewie Rocky Horror's got a hair problem. What the brother gonna do? He's a wookie.

2. Does Jabba the Hutt look like a *****?

1. Hand me my lightsaber... it's the one that says, 'Bad Mother****er.'


Eric.

gandalf

Ohhh Jesus,

Eric I nearly got fired I laughed so much in the office after reading this. <IMG SRC="http://lacerta.ucg.ie/boards/tongue.gif&quot; WIDTH=15 HEIGHT=15 BORDER=0 ALT=":P">

Cheers mate, keep em coming,

Paul.

MindPhuck

Heh,

I have a few more lying around, I'll post them up later <IMG SRC="http://lacerta.ucg.ie/boards/tongue.gif&quot; WIDTH=15 HEIGHT=15 BORDER=0 ALT=":P">

Shiminay

Love it

Dav
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