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Sex, lies and IRC Logs
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23-12-1998 12:49am#1Hi all. Thought I'd share this choice piece of logging with you (although god knows what the censor will do to it...) - btw there are bits missing at the beginning and also a wee bit in the middle somewehere, damned logger...
The back story: I was loitering in #blood2, and all of a sudden, a CC muppet joins and starts chatting me up. At first, I thought - he's acting gay, I'll take the mick a bit. About 20 lines in, it hit me. Better again... he was convinced I was female. So, being bored and having a filthy mind, I decided to play along... Later Sheron changed his name to Sharon and also joined. I don't think I've laughed so much at IRC in a long time! ^_^
The Serious Moral: When Sher changed his name to Sharon, he got _soooo_ many muppets msging him... even some idiot in #quake tried to come onto him. I now have a lot more respect for the sh1t that women have to put up with on IRC...
The Log: Enjoy <IMG SRC="http://lacerta.ucg.ie/boards/smile.gif" WIDTH=15 HEIGHT=15 BORDER=0 ALT=":)">
Shinji-kun] <IMG SRC="http://lacerta.ucg.ie/boards/tongue.gif" WIDTH=15 HEIGHT=15 BORDER=0 ALT=":P">
(#G;10E910M1TShinji-kun) anal doggy style sideways nazal
(#G=10E;10M1TShinji-kun) and then what you want
[Shinji-kun] hmm
[Shinji-kun] I'm into some kinky ****
[Shinji-kun] hope you don't mind <IMG SRC="http://lacerta.ucg.ie/boards/smile.gif" WIDTH=15 HEIGHT=15 BORDER=0 ALT=":)">
(#G010E<10M1TShinji-kun) love you
(#G810E010M1TShinji-kun) like what
(#G910E910M1TShinji-kun) tell me
[Shinji-kun] hmmm.....
[Shinji-kun] all sorts <IMG SRC="http://lacerta.ucg.ie/boards/smile.gif" WIDTH=15 HEIGHT=15 BORDER=0 ALT=":)">
(#G;10E;10M1TShinji-kun) talk dirty
[Shinji-kun] I like to.... taste <IMG SRC="http://lacerta.ucg.ie/boards/smile.gif" WIDTH=15 HEIGHT=15 BORDER=0 ALT=":)">
(#G=10E<10M1TShinji-kun) do you like to suck
(#G010E010M1TShinji-kun) id like you to suck
[Shinji-kun] yeah <IMG SRC="http://lacerta.ucg.ie/boards/smile.gif" WIDTH=15 HEIGHT=15 BORDER=0 ALT=":)">
[Shinji-kun] everything <IMG SRC="http://lacerta.ucg.ie/boards/smile.gif" WIDTH=15 HEIGHT=15 BORDER=0 ALT=":)">
[Shinji-kun] hmm.... how about adding a third party ^_^
(#G810E910M1TShinji-kun) your cool
(#G910E;10M1TShinji-kun) yes if its female
(#G;10E228RM1TShinji-kun) no if its male
(#G=10E910M1TShinji-kun) would you do it with another chic for me
[Shinji-kun] sure <IMG SRC="http://lacerta.ucg.ie/boards/smile.gif" WIDTH=15 HEIGHT=15 BORDER=0 ALT=":)">
[Shinji-kun] all the more fun
[Shinji-kun] I'm bi anyway..... extends my options <IMG SRC="http://lacerta.ucg.ie/boards/smile.gif" WIDTH=15 HEIGHT=15 BORDER=0 ALT=":)">
(#G010E;10M1TShinji-kun) lovely
(#G810E<10M1TShinji-kun) have you tryed anal
[Shinji-kun] yeah
[Shinji-kun] hurts a bit
[Shinji-kun] but it gets good after the first part <IMG SRC="http://lacerta.ucg.ie/boards/smile.gif" WIDTH=15 HEIGHT=15 BORDER=0 ALT=":)">
[Shinji-kun] REAL good <IMG SRC="http://lacerta.ucg.ie/boards/smile.gif" WIDTH=15 HEIGHT=15 BORDER=0 ALT=":)">
(#G910E010M1TShinji-kun) id love anal with you
[Shinji-kun] how big are you?
(#G;10E910M1TShinji-kun) baby your one cool chic
[Shinji-kun] hehe <IMG SRC="http://lacerta.ucg.ie/boards/smile.gif" WIDTH=15 HEIGHT=15 BORDER=0 ALT=":)">
[Shinji-kun] thx <IMG SRC="http://lacerta.ucg.ie/boards/smile.gif" WIDTH=15 HEIGHT=15 BORDER=0 ALT=":)">
(#G=10E;10M1TShinji-kun) your hot i know it
[Shinji-kun] and currently single <IMG SRC="http://lacerta.ucg.ie/boards/smile.gif" WIDTH=15 HEIGHT=15 BORDER=0 ALT=":)">
(#G010E<10M1TShinji-kun) yes
(#G3;:E010M1TShinji-kun) are you
[Shinji-kun] yeah...... broke up with my last b/f on sat nite
(#G810E910M1TShinji-kun) cool
[Shinji-kun] git was off with another girl... wouldn't mind only it was right in front of my face
[Shinji-kun] *******
(#G910E;10M1TShinji-kun) must be gay
[Shinji-kun] hehe
[Shinji-kun] I don't think so
[Shinji-kun] but that would be kinky
[Shinji-kun] 2 guys in the bed too <IMG SRC="http://lacerta.ucg.ie/boards/smile.gif" WIDTH=15 HEIGHT=15 BORDER=0 ALT=":)">
(#G;10E<10M1TShinji-kun) no
(#G=10E010M1TShinji-kun) no guys
[Shinji-kun] hehe... it'd be fun for me <IMG SRC="http://lacerta.ucg.ie/boards/smile.gif" WIDTH=15 HEIGHT=15 BORDER=0 ALT=":)">
(#G010E910M1TShinji-kun) not for me
[Shinji-kun]
[Shinji-kun] ahh sure the more the merrier <IMG SRC="http://lacerta.ucg.ie/boards/smile.gif" WIDTH=15 HEIGHT=15 BORDER=0 ALT=":)">
(#G810E;10M1TShinji-kun) anyway id satify you
[Shinji-kun] ya think?
[Shinji-kun] I take a lot of satisfying <IMG SRC="http://lacerta.ucg.ie/boards/smile.gif" WIDTH=15 HEIGHT=15 BORDER=0 ALT=":)">
(#G910E<10M1TShinji-kun) yes
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(#G;10E010M1TShinji-kun) 10inch all night long
(#G=10E910M1TShinji-kun) in and out
*** Mode change [+b *!*pirch@p71.castlerea1.tinet.ie] on channel #blood2 by Shinji-kun
*** Shinji-kun has booted pOpEyE from channel #blood2 [Sry, priv chat <IMG SRC="http://lacerta.ucg.ie/boards/smile.gif" WIDTH=15 HEIGHT=15 BORDER=0 ALT=":)">]
[Shinji-kun] just in and out?
[Shinji-kun] such a lack of imagination <IMG SRC="http://lacerta.ucg.ie/boards/smile.gif" WIDTH=15 HEIGHT=15 BORDER=0 ALT=":)">
(#G010E;10M1TShinji-kun) your imagination will do
[Shinji-kun]
(#G810E<10M1TShinji-kun) you say it ill do it
[Shinji-kun] I warn you, I have a heck of an imagination <IMG SRC="http://lacerta.ucg.ie/boards/smile.gif" WIDTH=15 HEIGHT=15 BORDER=0 ALT=":)">
[Shinji-kun] anything?
[Shinji-kun]
(#G910E010M1TShinji-kun) not men
(#G;10E910M1TShinji-kun) anything else
[Shinji-kun] small furry animals?
[Shinji-kun] (joking)
(#G=10E;10M1TShinji-kun) good
(#G010E<10M1TShinji-kun) how about sex toys
[Shinji-kun] ummm
[Shinji-kun] don't like the vibrating ones <IMG SRC="http://lacerta.ucg.ie/boards/smile.gif" WIDTH=15 HEIGHT=15 BORDER=0 ALT=":)">
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[Shinji-kun] but I'll try anything once
[Shinji-kun] <IMG SRC="http://lacerta.ucg.ie/boards/smile.gif" WIDTH=15 HEIGHT=15 BORDER=0 ALT=":)">
[Shinji-kun] I also like.... tying each other up.... <IMG SRC="http://lacerta.ucg.ie/boards/smile.gif" WIDTH=15 HEIGHT=15 BORDER=0 ALT=":)">
(#G810E010M1TShinji-kun) lovely
[Shinji-kun] do it right, and you get access to everything <IMG SRC="http://lacerta.ucg.ie/boards/smile.gif" WIDTH=15 HEIGHT=15 BORDER=0 ALT=":)">
[Shinji-kun] UNLIMITED access <IMG SRC="http://lacerta.ucg.ie/boards/smile.gif" WIDTH=15 HEIGHT=15 BORDER=0 ALT=":)">
[Shinji-kun] I love it <IMG SRC="http://lacerta.ucg.ie/boards/smile.gif" WIDTH=15 HEIGHT=15 BORDER=0 ALT=":)">
[Shinji-kun] nice soft ropes tho.... it's for fun. And only a _little_ pain to spice it up <IMG SRC="http://lacerta.ucg.ie/boards/smile.gif" WIDTH=15 HEIGHT=15 BORDER=0 ALT=":)">
(#G910E910M1TShinji-kun) this girl in college tyed my friend and left him there for2 days
[Shinji-kun] lol
[Shinji-kun] must have been a bad boy <IMG SRC="http://lacerta.ucg.ie/boards/smile.gif" WIDTH=15 HEIGHT=15 BORDER=0 ALT=":)">
(#G=10E<10M1TShinji-kun) must have
(#G010E010M1TShinji-kun) so what do you look like
Shinji-kun]
(#G810E<10M1TShinji-kun) you say it ill do it
[Shinji-kun] I warn you, I have a heck of an imagination <IMG SRC="http://lacerta.ucg.ie/boards/smile.gif" WIDTH=15 HEIGHT=15 BORDER=0 ALT=":)">
[Shinji-kun] anything?
[Shinji-kun]
(#G910E010M1TShinji-kun) not men
(#G;10E910M1TShinji-kun) anything else
[Shinji-kun] small furry animals?
[Shinji-kun] (joking)
(#G=10E;10M1TShinji-kun) good
(#G010E<10M1TShinji-kun) how about sex toys
[Shinji-kun] ummm
[Shinji-kun] don't like the vibrating ones <IMG SRC="http://lacerta.ucg.ie/boards/smile.gif" WIDTH=15 HEIGHT=15 BORDER=0 ALT=":)">
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[Shinji-kun] but I'll try anything once
[Shinji-kun] <IMG SRC="http://lacerta.ucg.ie/boards/smile.gif" WIDTH=15 HEIGHT=15 BORDER=0 ALT=":)">
[Shinji-kun] I also like.... tying each other up.... <IMG SRC="http://lacerta.ucg.ie/boards/smile.gif" WIDTH=15 HEIGHT=15 BORDER=0 ALT=":)">
(#G810E010M1TShinji-kun) lovely
[Shinji-kun] do it right, and you get access to everything <IMG SRC="http://lacerta.ucg.ie/boards/smile.gif" WIDTH=15 HEIGHT=15 BORDER=0 ALT=":)">
[Shinji-kun] UNLIMITED access <IMG SRC="http://lacerta.ucg.ie/boards/smile.gif" WIDTH=15 HEIGHT=15 BORDER=0 ALT=":)">
[Shinji-kun] I love it <IMG SRC="http://lacerta.ucg.ie/boards/smile.gif" WIDTH=15 HEIGHT=15 BORDER=0 ALT=":)">
[Shinji-kun] nice soft ropes tho.... it's for fun. And only a _little_ pain to spice it up <IMG SRC="http://lacerta.ucg.ie/boards/smile.gif" WIDTH=15 HEIGHT=15 BORDER=0 ALT=":)">
(#G910E910M1TShinji-kun) this girl in college tyed my friend and left him there for2 days
[Shinji-kun] lol
[Shinji-kun] must have been a bad boy <IMG SRC="http://lacerta.ucg.ie/boards/smile.gif" WIDTH=15 HEIGHT=15 BORDER=0 ALT=":)">
(#G=10E<10M1TShinji-kun) must have
(#G010E010M1TShinji-kun) so what do you look like
(#G810E910M1TShinji-kun) im about 6ft', thin, blue eyes,and big micky
[Shinji-kun] what color hair?
(#G910E;10M1TShinji-kun) dark brown
[Shinji-kun] mmmm
[Shinji-kun] I like that <IMG SRC="http://lacerta.ucg.ie/boards/smile.gif" WIDTH=15 HEIGHT=15 BORDER=0 ALT=":)">
(#G;10E<10M1TShinji-kun) how about you
[Shinji-kun] me.... I'm fairly tall, about 6'
[Shinji-kun] black hair, long, about halfway down my back
[Shinji-kun] green eyes.... slim
(#G=10E010M1TShinji-kun) love black hair
[Shinji-kun] I wear little gold glasses, I don't need em but they look nice <IMG SRC="http://lacerta.ucg.ie/boards/smile.gif" WIDTH=15 HEIGHT=15 BORDER=0 ALT=":)">
(#G010E910M1TShinji-kun) good
[Shinji-kun] are you strong? Play football and stuff?
(#G810E;10M1TShinji-kun) Ive played with Tipp from U14 to minor in hurling and fairly strong
[Shinji-kun] ahh lovely <IMG SRC="http://lacerta.ucg.ie/boards/smile.gif" WIDTH=15 HEIGHT=15 BORDER=0 ALT=":)">
[Shinji-kun] mmm
[Shinji-kun] a man who's good with his stick then <IMG SRC="http://lacerta.ucg.ie/boards/smile.gif" WIDTH=15 HEIGHT=15 BORDER=0 ALT=":)">
(#G;10E010M1TShinji-kun) very good and good at scoring
[Shinji-kun] hehe
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[Shinji-kun] hey
hi shinji love
(#G=10E910M1TShinji-kun) want to play with my stick
hello rav
[Shinji-kun] this is one of my (girl) friends
[Shinji-kun] hey Shar
[Shinji-kun] this is Rav.... <IMG SRC="http://lacerta.ucg.ie/boards/smile.gif" WIDTH=15 HEIGHT=15 BORDER=0 ALT=":)">
[Shinji-kun] would u be on for a threesome?
hi rav
how are you
?
[Shinji-kun] he sounds like a stud <IMG SRC="http://lacerta.ucg.ie/boards/smile.gif" WIDTH=15 HEIGHT=15 BORDER=0 ALT=":)">
heheh
i bet<IMG SRC="http://lacerta.ucg.ie/boards/smile.gif" WIDTH=15 HEIGHT=15 BORDER=0 ALT=":)">
(#G4<:E;10M1TShinji-kun) yes i am and good with my stick
i like that in a man
<IMG SRC="http://lacerta.ucg.ie/boards/smile.gif" WIDTH=15 HEIGHT=15 BORDER=0 ALT=":)">
[Shinji-kun] here's hoping you can hit the mark tho
[Shinji-kun] hmmm
[Shinji-kun] actually
[Shinji-kun] do you still play hurling?
do u have a big penis?
(#G810E<10M1) yes istill play
so Shinji-kun wheres this stud from?
[Shinji-kun] Tipp
[Shinji-kun] the fellas are ****in animals in tipp
[Shinji-kun] remember that time we were at the concert there <IMG SRC="http://lacerta.ucg.ie/boards/smile.gif" WIDTH=15 HEIGHT=15 BORDER=0 ALT=":)">
(#G910E010M1) my penis is big and make you scream for me to take it out
[Shinji-kun] cool Rav.... I always thought it'd be kinky to do a guy in his shorts and kit...
[Shinji-kun] dunno why
remember that fellow called tom he was a real go er nothing compared to rav i'd bet
[Shinji-kun] always wanted to try that <IMG SRC="http://lacerta.ucg.ie/boards/smile.gif" WIDTH=15 HEIGHT=15 BORDER=0 ALT=":)">
(#G;10E910M1) you should see me in tight shorts
that i'd like to se
oooo
im getting hot thinking of that sight
[Shinji-kun] yep
[Shinji-kun] hehe yeah... Tom.... how can I forget <IMG SRC="http://lacerta.ucg.ie/boards/smile.gif" WIDTH=15 HEIGHT=15 BORDER=0 ALT=":)">
(#G=10E;10M1) **** Tom
[Shinji-kun] he was a ****in stud
**** tom
[Shinji-kun] big muscular hairy legs... couldn't get enough of em <IMG SRC="http://lacerta.ucg.ie/boards/smile.gif" WIDTH=15 HEIGHT=15 BORDER=0 ALT=":)">
[Shinji-kun] and such a cute butt <IMG SRC="http://lacerta.ucg.ie/boards/smile.gif" WIDTH=15 HEIGHT=15 BORDER=0 ALT=":)">
yes i did many times
<IMG SRC="http://lacerta.ucg.ie/boards/smile.gif" WIDTH=15 HEIGHT=15 BORDER=0 ALT=":)">
hes dick was sooooooo big
[Shinji-kun]
(#G010E<10M1) enough about Tom
[Shinji-kun] sure baby... he's in the past <IMG SRC="http://lacerta.ucg.ie/boards/smile.gif" WIDTH=15 HEIGHT=15 BORDER=0 ALT=":)">
yea
[Shinji-kun] but he was my first anal, so I guess I can hardly forget him <IMG SRC="http://lacerta.ucg.ie/boards/smile.gif" WIDTH=15 HEIGHT=15 BORDER=0 ALT=":)">
hehehe
my first 3 some
i loved it
so did he i think
<IMG SRC="http://lacerta.ucg.ie/boards/smile.gif" WIDTH=15 HEIGHT=15 BORDER=0 ALT=":)">
(#G810E010M1) can i be your next
[Shinji-kun] that might just be the case baby <IMG SRC="http://lacerta.ucg.ie/boards/smile.gif" WIDTH=15 HEIGHT=15 BORDER=0 ALT=":)">
(#G910E910M1) i have to go can i have your email address
(#G;10E;10M1) baby
[Shinji-kun] aww stay
ok
[Shinji-kun] this is making me HOT <IMG SRC="http://lacerta.ucg.ie/boards/smile.gif" WIDTH=15 HEIGHT=15 BORDER=0 ALT=":)">
mine is reaper_grim@hotmail.com
mail me anytime
maybe we can meet up
[Shinji-kun] mine is akkaraju@netscape.net
some time for a "drink"
[Shinji-kun] yeah
[Shinji-kun] looking forward to it <IMG SRC="http://lacerta.ucg.ie/boards/smile.gif" WIDTH=15 HEIGHT=15 BORDER=0 ALT=":)">
hehe i know what i want to drink
it doesn't come in a bottle or glass
[Shinji-kun] lol
[Shinji-kun] hey, leave some for me <IMG SRC="http://lacerta.ucg.ie/boards/smile.gif" WIDTH=15 HEIGHT=15 BORDER=0 ALT=":)">
[Shinji-kun] funny, some girls don't like the taste.... I can never understand that
hehe im sure rav has big balls full of the stuff we'll get every last drop
<IMG SRC="http://lacerta.ucg.ie/boards/smile.gif" WIDTH=15 HEIGHT=15 BORDER=0 ALT=":)">
that right rav
(#G=10E<10M1) mine is chicks29@hotmail.com
[Shinji-kun] coool
[Shinji-kun] I _like_ that address <IMG SRC="http://lacerta.ucg.ie/boards/smile.gif" WIDTH=15 HEIGHT=15 BORDER=0 ALT=":)">
me 2
rav
plz stay
im getting hot
tell me what do u look like?
[Shinji-kun] he told me earlier
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# Appears as ANNA.
sexxxy i bet
[Shinji-kun] he sounds like a STUD ****in MUFFIN <IMG SRC="http://lacerta.ucg.ie/boards/smile.gif" WIDTH=15 HEIGHT=15 BORDER=0 ALT=":)">
*** Mode change [+b *!*Fergus@ts01-025.galway.indigo.ie] on channel #blood2 by Shinji-kun
*** Shinji-kun has booted fergman from channel #blood2 [| He chose.... poorly.... | BK]
(#G010E010M1) babies i love ye hot but really have to go
ahhh ok
so
[Shinji-kun] ahh ok
another time
<IMG SRC="http://lacerta.ucg.ie/boards/smile.gif" WIDTH=15 HEIGHT=15 BORDER=0 ALT=":)">
[Shinji-kun] hey, we'll see you around
i hope
[Shinji-kun] be sure to look us up honey <IMG SRC="http://lacerta.ucg.ie/boards/smile.gif" WIDTH=15 HEIGHT=15 BORDER=0 ALT=":)">
(#G810E910M1) tomorrow
ok tomorrow
(#G910E;10M1) here
the same time?
ok
we can have cyber sex
[Shinji-kun] nothing like the real thing hun <IMG SRC="http://lacerta.ucg.ie/boards/smile.gif" WIDTH=15 HEIGHT=15 BORDER=0 ALT=":)">
(#G;10E<10M1) yes. sexy babies goodnight
and hopefully the real thing so enough
bye lover
(#G=10E010M1) yes
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