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The solution to Quake publicity problems.

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  • 12-01-1999 1:46am
    #1
    mewso
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators Posts: 8,947 Mod ✭✭✭✭


    Here's the plan. First off we need a volunteer, say Dev or Cloud and I'll write a book about their life adding in spicy stories about miracles involving 50 PC's and only 45 power cords or raising a P133 from the dead.
    I'll invent him followers and say he was followed everywhere by 4 loyal men but one eventually betrayed him one fateful night when with a kiss on the cheek he started a homophobic brawl.
    I'll say he was crucified in an Arena by other Clansmen but with the click of a button he rose again, 3 seconds later.
    I'll invent a few quotes to remember him by -
    e.g. "Forgive them Dev if they donate £5 to the next LAN party for surely then they will know not what they do!"
    In the end I can say he ascended with a Cloud and was seen again many times always being remembered for his motto "blessed are the Lightning Gunners".
    Give it about 1000 years and we'll have a stand alone religion with finances no longer being a problem at all.

    M


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    #2
    Vexorg
    Registered Users Posts: 4,901 ✭✭✭Vexorg


    And moses leading his people to the promised LAN raised his mighty quaded RL high above his head and the seas (noticing that he was quad) did part before him, and he screamed ROFLMBO - TAKE IT!

    AMEN.

    The 10 commandments followed shortly after


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    DeVore
    Business & Finance Moderators, Entertainment Moderators Posts: 32,387 Mod ✭✭✭✭DeVore


    I always knew I was God.

    Mummy told me so from an early age.

    DeV.



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    #4
    Shiminay
    Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 28,633 Mod ✭✭✭✭Shiminay


    LMAO - Love it Brian

    Any sign of that level???
    It's getting close to time like and mine's taken a MAJOR set back <IMG SRC="http://lacerta.ucg.ie/boards/curlydav.gif&quot; WIDTH=15 HEIGHT=15 BORDER=0 ALT="@B^)&quot;>

    Dav
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