Americans

KdjaCL · 03-07-2003 10:12am #1

The only seat available on the train was directly
adjacent to a well dressed middle aged French woman
and the seat was being used by her dog. The weary
traveler asked, "Ma'am, please move your dog. I
need that seat.

The French woman looked down her nose at the
American, sniffed and said, "You Americans. Your are such a
rude class of people. Can't you see my little FiFi is
using that seat?"

The American walked away, determined to find a place
to rest, but after another trip down to the end of
the train, found himself again facing the woman with the
dog. Again he asked, "Please, lady. May I sit there?".
I'm very tired."

The French woman wrinkled her nose and snorted "You
Americans! Not only are you rude, you are also
arrogant....Imagine!"

The American didn't say anything else, he leaned
over, picked up the dog, tossed it out the window of the
train and sat down in the empty seat.The woman
shrieked and railed, and demanded that someone
defend her honor and chastise the American.

An English man sitting across the aisle spoke up
indignantly "You know, sir, you Americans do seem to
have a penchant for doing the wrong thing. You eat
holding the fork in the wrong hand. You drive your
autos on the wrong side of the road. And now, sir,
you've thrown the wrong bitch out the window.

kdjac

Wook · 03-07-2003 10:32am

must be me, but 'Hmmm'....

jammy_dodger · 03-07-2003 12:36pm

03-07-2003 2:13pm

I like it

uberwolf · 03-07-2003 2:50pm

damn right too

Capt'n Midnight · 03-07-2003 3:56pm

a perfidious albionist francophobe

TBH the one where the resistance guy punches the German guard in the tunnel is much better..

nanook · 03-07-2003 4:24pm

liked the joke but the one with the german and the train tunnel is a classic, (heard it in the form of an irish and an english man joke)

MrNuked · 03-07-2003 6:16pm

so tell us that one then

Acidflash · 03-07-2003 6:55pm

made me smile

stira64 · 03-07-2003 8:04pm

wow i cant believe anyone would actually bother writing a joke as long as that, that isnt even funny.
more special olympics jokes. thems is good

Tellox · 04-07-2003 4:45am

*looks at post above him*
make sure you give sloth my regards.

Anyway, back to the matter at hand, me likes!

Tyrrial · 04-07-2003 11:07am

it could have been a little shorter i guess, didn't perticularly make me laugh out load or anything

zAbbo · 04-07-2003 12:21pm

rarr blanka, i mean yeah i liked that one

weemcd · 04-07-2003 7:08pm

Originally posted by stira64
wow i cant believe anyone would actually bother writing a joke as long as that, that isnt even funny.
more special olympics jokes. thems is good

ive not heard any