erection problems - of a different sort

LegacyUser · 03-07-2003 11:45am #1

Anyone know a way to control erections at inoppurtune times? (particularly when using communal showers, slightest feel of a breeze and the thing is up like a shot)

chump · 03-07-2003 11:51am

I used to suffer from this problem quite alot.

But that was before i found PENIS STRAP.

Basically you strap your penis to your leg. I strap mine down just above my knee, and it stays down!

jammy_dodger · 03-07-2003 11:53am

I think thats a diease called 'puberty'

LegacyUser · 03-07-2003 11:54am

yes, that strap will look so good in the gym showers won't it?

Sleipnir · 03-07-2003 11:56am

think of barney Gumball in a bikini. Worked for Homer.
think unsexy thoughts, think unsexy thoughts.

Seriously, if you're in the showers and you're "thinking" of making it stay down, it'll leap to attention.
If you think about something else, like the design on the tiles or your girlfriend on the jacksie, it won't dare.

the fnj · 03-07-2003 1:06pm

Set the shower to cold, or knock one off before you wash.

Sir Digby Chicken Caesar · 03-07-2003 1:21pm

or just go with it and wink at all the lads in the shower

Beruthiel · 03-07-2003 1:50pm

have you ever seen that film Kingpin?

think of his landlady in the sex scene
that should cure ya!

Big Chief · 03-07-2003 2:06pm

were living in a day of modern science!

if theres pills to keep it up, surely there are pills to keep it down?!

note - i have no idea if such a thing exists, but could always phone a pharmacy and ask

mooman_00 · 03-07-2003 2:24pm

Originally posted by Big Chief
were living in a day of modern science!

if theres pills to keep it up, surely there are pills to keep it down?!

note - i have no idea if such a thing exists, but could always phone a pharmacy and ask

or your local dealer, however this may be viewed as illegal and is not endorsed by me in any way

LegacyUser · 03-07-2003 2:33pm

checked the internet for that. Looked for "anti-viagra" (it might also be handy for that early morning erection where you have to piss in the shower to avoid messing everything else up

), all it gave me were joke products and stuff that reduces your sex drive overall (it turns out liquorice contains a natural drug that reduces your libido - if you're ever showering in a gym and see a guy muching liqorice alsorts say hi to me

).

LegacyUser · 03-07-2003 2:42pm

An ampule {something that I believe to be newly illegal - Gordon} will work, too. It's recommended post-circumcision, to subside (painful) erections.

po0k · 03-07-2003 3:09pm

Originally posted by mr.boner
checked the internet for that. Looked for "anti-viagra" (it might also be handy for that early morning erection where you have to piss in the shower to avoid messing everything else up )

Yeah, that is a problem few women can contemplate

all it gave me were joke products and stuff that reduces your sex drive overall (it turns out liquorice contains a natural drug that reduces your libido - if you're ever showering in a gym and see a guy muching liqorice alsorts say hi to me ).

Are you under 15 years old?
Young lads cream themselves putting on pants.

It's nothing to worry about.
When you're 60 and Faegan is dormant you'll look back on these days as his "Golden Era".

Typedef · 03-07-2003 3:50pm

You get mahogony in the men's shower?

Could it be because you are subliminally attracted to men?

smiles · 03-07-2003 4:01pm

Originally posted by SyxPak

It's nothing to worry about.
When you're 60 and Faegan is dormant you'll look back on these days as his "Golden Era".

no e in Fagan I don't think

<< Fio >>

Victor · 03-07-2003 10:12pm

It should be something that dies down over time - it only once (partly, Phew!) happened to me.

Originally posted by Typedef
Could it be because you are subliminally attracted to men?

Maybe, but not necessarily. All to often society equates nudity to sex.

Helix · 04-07-2003 1:33am

i can think of little pills that will keep it down... theyre fun too

yellum · 04-07-2003 10:44am

Sometimes himself has a nasty sense of humour and decides to get you in trouble at the exact moment when you don't want it to.

The more you start thinking "don't get an erection, don't get an erection" the more its going to happen. He's a bastard like that.

If you're really ina bind bring a big bottle of shampoo into the shower area.

My little fella likes to make his presence known any time I'm on the bus. I don't know is it the rocking and vibrating on the bus but he likes to sya hello...

As for antu-viagra , I think its called beer.

Stark · 04-07-2003 10:57am

damien, you really should stop painting smily faces on your penis and leaving your fly open on the bus

Yavvy · 04-07-2003 11:29am

just do what I did....chop the bastard off !

the Guru · 04-07-2003 4:51pm

Ok So your Getting Boners in the Showers with other Blokes this could get you beaten up in some parts of the Country.

But apart from that dont worry about it im 27 and it happens to me all the Time on the Bus , Car but never in work for some strange reason when I have nothing to do my mind wanders and i do be thinking about Dirrrrttttttyyyyy stuff

Sir Digby Chicken Caesar · 04-07-2003 6:50pm

anyoen else notice than on busses it actually doesn't happen until around 5 minutes before your stop..

willy's gona get ya..

Victor · 04-07-2003 7:34pm

Actually I heard of this trick nurses have for when patients get accidentally(?) excited - something about flicking a fingertip at the top. A nervous reaction causes rapid deflation.

azezil · 04-07-2003 8:48pm

ah that used to happen to me in guy class... and turned out to be ghey how about that! heh

BigglesWorth · 04-07-2003 10:03pm

If your in school he shows himself usually within the last 10mins of class:eek: .Hold your books down low . To get it down think of the embarrasment of having to write somthing on the blackboard infront of the whole class

yellum · 05-07-2003 6:54pm

Originally posted by azezil
ah that used to happen to me in guy class... and turned out to be ghey how about that! heh

confidence building. I don't think its really linked to sexuality in this case. Besides az you'd get up on the crack of dawn

Caesar_Bojangle · 05-07-2003 6:55pm

Anyone know a way to control erections at inoppurtune times? (particularly when using communal showers, slightest feel of a breeze and the thing is up like a shot)

I'm as randy as i was in pubescence, but it still takes more than a slight breeze to give me albino mahogany. I take it these are same sex showers, perhaps you are sexually inclined to.......... you know............ guys.

Pigman II · 05-07-2003 7:15pm

Originally posted by mr.boner
Anyone know a way to control erections at inoppurtune times? (particularly when using communal showers,

I find remaining heterosexual usually overcomes that issue. Perhaps it's time you started checking out if anyone else in the shower is similarly 'excited' and then see what else you have in common?