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humourous poem

namuras · 2003-07-04 11:13:46

We lay upon the grassy bank My hands were all a quiver I slowly undid her suspender belt her leg fell in the river

04-07-2003 12:13pm

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namuras

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We lay upon the grassy bank
My hands were all a quiver
I slowly undid her suspender belt
her leg fell in the river

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#2 04-07-2003 2:33pm

TheWolf

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... yup

:rolleyes:

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#3 04-07-2003 2:40pm

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[sarcasim]Oh NO, not her LEG !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :eek:[/sarcasim]

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#4 04-07-2003 4:25pm

Saruman

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Mannequin on the move

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#5 04-07-2003 10:01pm

MrJoeSoap

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Theres a better one:

She stood on the bridge at midnight,
Her lips were all a quiver,
She gave a cough,
Her leg fell off,
And floated down the river.

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#6 04-07-2003 10:07pm

Gordon

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Reminds me of the joke that I cant remember about the prostitute that gave a blow job to some guy one night, she had an amazing talent which was singing the national anthem while she performed the act.
He turned on the light afterwards to find a glass eye in a glass of water next to the bed.

Not sure why I posted this... off to bed methinks...

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