condoms in the bath

LegacyUser · 05-07-2003 7:02pm #1

Are condoms safe to use in the bath? Do they fill up with water or roll off? Also if they can be used will bubblebath cause them to break? MMMMmmmmmmmmmmmmm??

jammy_dodger · 05-07-2003 7:14pm

MMMMmmmmmmmmmmmmm??

My sentiments exactly.

Not too sure about the condom coming off, i doubt it would. Id imagine the enviroment in a woman's vagina, is a little harsher, than in a bath.
However i do doubt two of you's will fit in a regular bath.

Victor · 05-07-2003 7:22pm

I would wonder about the bubble bath, if it would damage the material of the condom. Assuming this is your committed partner, try some spermicide. If not, study up on the effects of soaps on latex.

Originally posted by jammy_dodger
Id imagine the enviroment in a woman's vagina, is a little harsher,

Sniff first

Winters · 05-07-2003 7:25pm

This is either some sort of prank or actcually a very active sex life. I cant guess right now. I would say it would be a squeeze in a average sized bath, there really only made for one person.

Also, watch out for the taps

Turner · 06-07-2003 2:06am

Omg introduce your girlfriend to the pill... If she is on the pill and you are worrying about std's, I would not say diluted bubblebath would have any effect on a condom. Some oil based lubricants do however.

If the condom does come off you are exposed to a risk but in anycase being in a bath would probably have the same amount of risk as swimming in your local swimming pool.

My 2 cents or 4 euro as they are now

The Sweeper · 06-07-2003 11:25am

It's not a good idea to have sex with your partner in a bubble bath - for her sake.

The (rather graphic) fact of the matter is that every time you push into her, you'll take some bubble bath with you. Despite jammy_dodgers belief that the environment inside a woman's vagina is 'harsh', it's actually quite a delicate landscape up there, and the introduction of a soap substance could cause anything from irritation to a minor infection to a dose of thrush etc. etc.

Suggestion:

1.) Share bubble bath, lots of soapy rubbing (externally) etc.
2.) Get out of bath, mutual towel dry.
3.) Get on the bathroom floor and have wild monkey weasel sex in the dry.

DMT · 06-07-2003 12:07pm

Originally posted by Minesajackdaniels
The (rather graphic) fact of the matter is that every time you push into her, you'll take some bubble bath with you.

Isn't also meant to be dangerous even if it's just plain water? Something about the a build up/pressure of the water causing something to rupture* inside the woman?

* I don't mean a condom.

Sangre · 06-07-2003 1:20pm

Originally posted by DMT

* I don't mean a condom.

Or him I hope

Kwizatz Anorak · 06-07-2003 2:56pm

, and the introduction of a soap substance could cause anything from irritation to a minor infection to a dose of thrush etc. etc.

There's that and there's always the true urban myth of the people who get stuck together mid coitus because of the vacuum created in the bath and have to go to hospital stuck together to get seperated.

While this would make a great story for the pub, it'd be a bit of an inconvenience if all you were after was a bit of rufty.

Gordon · 06-07-2003 3:48pm

Originally posted by Kwizatz Anorak
true urban myth of the people who get stuck together mid coitus because of the vacuum created in the bath and have to go to hospital stuck together to get seperated.

True urban myth - is there such a thing?

And how would you go to hospital if you were stuck to the bath?

Why am I asking so many questions?

I wouldn't risk it personally.

Helix · 06-07-2003 3:54pm

soon as the guy loses the hardon they wouldnt be stuck together

therefore true urban myth = bum

Kwizatz Anorak · 06-07-2003 7:31pm

OK, I should have left out the urban myth thing, I just thought all of you would have heard about it and assumed it was false, it's true.
The vacuum that gets created means that you can't lose the hard-on, it's like having your penis in one of those pumps that Austin Powers has and leaving it there, or like using a c0ck ring so the hard on stays

"And how would you go to hospital if you were stuck to the bath?"

With great difficulty, hence the amusing story. Probably, you'd have to make your way to the phone with her legs wrapped around your hips, think of your own mental picture...

LegacyUser · 06-07-2003 11:47pm

i think this sounds like lots of fun must try it sometime

Kell · 07-07-2003 1:54pm

Been there a few times and it's never caused any problems.

K-

Typedef · 07-07-2003 1:58pm

Originally posted by Minesajackdaniels
It's not a good idea to have sex with your partner in a bubble bath - for her sake.

The (rather graphic) fact of the matter is that every time you push into her, you'll take some bubble bath with you. Despite jammy_dodgers belief that the environment inside a woman's vagina is 'harsh', it's actually quite a delicate landscape up there, and the introduction of a soap substance could cause anything from irritation to a minor infection to a dose of thrush etc. etc.

It's not like that in the movies.

Majd's advice v the movies...

Daddy or chips.... mmmmmmm

jammy_dodger · 07-07-2003 10:15pm

Despite jammy_dodgers belief that the environment inside a woman's vagina is 'harsh'

If you were to quote me correctly, i said 'harsher' (theres a difference)

But in the end of it all, that vacume thingy sounds nasty, Id play it safe, rather than sorry.

Stay out of the bath, its a place to get clean, not dirty.

commuterised · 08-07-2003 11:36am

Originally posted by Kell
Been there a few times and it's never caused any problems.

K-

I agree with Kell

FreaK_BrutheR · 08-07-2003 11:47am

All the baths in the world wouldn't wash away the sin of having sex before marriage. Has no one on these bopards any morals?
As for the pill it is not allowed in the catholic church nor indeed are condoms for that matter.
Sex is not about fun its about comitment and procreation.
Sex in a bath is a perversion of natural love making to be honest. Stick to your bedroom behind closed door with your wife. Have the bath afterwards.

Jak · 08-07-2003 12:18pm

I agree with FB.

If you are going to go ahead though, a bath of bubble spermicide is the only safe way.

logic1 · 08-07-2003 12:40pm

Send me your wives.. and your baths... and your spermicide.

I will put them all to good use.

.logic.

Mercury_Tilt · 08-07-2003 1:29pm

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commuterised · 08-07-2003 4:30pm

Lake Hotel Killarney has those big jacuzzi baths, a treat not to be missed. Just don't put in any bubble bath.

Kwizatz Anorak · 08-07-2003 5:15pm

Next dirty weekend, that's the plan. Nice plug by the way (no pun intended) Do you work for them?

Sparks · 08-07-2003 6:52pm

Sex in a bath is a perversion of natural love making to be honest.

Not to mention that you'd get water everywhere and it's a pain to mop up.
Hypothetically speaking, of course.

DMT · 08-07-2003 10:03pm

Originally posted by FreaK_BrutheR
All the baths in the world wouldn't wash away the sin of having sex before marriage....As for the pill it is not allowed in the catholic church nor indeed are condoms for that matter.

In catholicism, getting drunk out of your mind is a bigger sin than sex before marriage - they just don't want you to know that in case you "go mad humping like a rabbit".

Catholicism is the only religion to have rehab for the soul (purgatory), where your soul gets "flushed out" before entry to Heaven.

In fact, according to Catholicism, to be damned to hell you'd have to do sonething really bad like murder or rape.

Catholicism is surprisingly liberal - just keep it quiet...

The Sweeper · 08-07-2003 11:08pm

Originally posted by Typedef
Majd's advice v the movies...

Daddy or chips.... mmmmmmm

You go with your Daddy baby, you know you want to...

Victor · 09-07-2003 8:23pm

Originally posted by Kell
Been there a few times and it's never caused any problems.

Hospital?

Originally posted by Minesajackdaniels
Suggestion:
1.) Share bubble bath, lots of soapy rubbing (externally) etc.
2.) Get out of bath, mutual towel dry.
3.) Get on the bathroom floor and have wild monkey weasel sex in the dry.

Remember to clean / dry bathroom floor beforehand! :eek:

Originally posted by logic1
Send me your wives.. and your baths... and your spermicide. I will put them all to good use.

In a complicated cleaning arrangement?

Originally posted by FreaK_BrutheR
All the baths in the world wouldn't wash away the sin of having sex before marriage. Has no one on these bopards any morals?

Who says it would be sex before marriage?

Originally posted by FreaK_BrutheR
As for the pill it is not allowed in the catholic church nor indeed are condoms for that matter.

Actually, depending on circumstance, they are.

Originally posted by FreaK_BrutheR
Sex is not about fun its about comitment and procreation.

Really, but God told us to "go forth and multiply" and gave us these fun genital things to multiply with. Is it actaully possible to multiply without soem fun?

Originally posted by FreaK_BrutheR
Sex in a bath is a perversion of natural love making to be honest.

Isn't cleanliness next to Godliness? And how can sex be a perversion if God told us to do it?

Originally posted by FreaK_BrutheR
Have the bath afterwards.

It's much less smelly if you have the bath first.

Jak · 10-07-2003 12:46pm

And here was me thinking nobody could kill the humour in this thread.

Mercury_Tilt · 10-07-2003 12:52pm

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the Guru · 10-07-2003 1:30pm

Look just go and do it and tell us about it tommorrow.

and by the way sex in the bath is fun but make sure you dont slip and bang your head as that could be embaressing or crack your ribs on the sink

Food For Thought .............

logic1 · 10-07-2003 2:52pm

Make the bitch sit at the tap end.

.logic.

MrNuked · 10-07-2003 3:38pm

logic:

Make the bitch sit at the tap end.

offensive.

logic1 · 10-07-2003 5:13pm

Originally posted by MrNuked
logic:

offensive.

And?

.logic.

Victor · 10-07-2003 5:22pm

Originally posted by logic1
And?

... really uncomforable, especially if the metal taps are cold

MrNuked · 10-07-2003 5:41pm

and what? I find the remark offensive. Is saying "And?" intended to iintimidate me, or provoke me into saying something personal?, or just to demonstrate you don't care if you offend people with offhand misogynistic remarks? Because you're tough and that makes you right eh?

logic1 · 10-07-2003 5:55pm

Originally posted by MrNuked
and what? I find the remark offensive. Is saying "And?" intended to iintimidate me, or provoke me into saying something personal?, or just to demonstrate you don't care if you offend people with offhand misogynistic remarks? Because you're tough and that makes you right eh?

Looks like it worked.

.logic.

Typedef · 10-07-2003 6:10pm

God cop on Niall..

kick the bitch out of the bath altogether... perferably getting beer and towels for when you get out of the bath....

*sigh*

LegacyUser · 10-07-2003 6:50pm

Originally posted by logic1
Make the bitch sit at the tap end.

.logic.

You sound a little frustrated there, Brace-Face.
Your sister not putting out these days?

logic1 · 10-07-2003 6:54pm

Originally posted by LogicScum
You sound a little frustrated there, Brace-Face.
Your sister not putting out these days?

lol nice effort. :rolleyes:

.logic.

Typedef · 10-07-2003 6:54pm

You sound a little frustrated there, Brace-Face.
Your sister not putting out these days?

Diddums... for shame.... and you were loosing so gracelessly.

<-- Lighten up -->

MrNuked · 10-07-2003 7:22pm

that wasn't me btw.

I was going for the "I am in the right" approach.

I am in the right though

smiles · 11-07-2003 7:15pm

Excellent, grow up kids.

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