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Taste Test

  • 05-07-2003 11:41pm
    #1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 81 ✭✭


    In a biology class, the professer was discussing the high glucose levels found in semen.
    A young female student raised her hand and asked, "if I understand you correctly, professer what you're actually saying is that there is a high concentration of glucose in semen, as in sugar?" "Thats right" responded the professer, going to add futher statistical data.
    However, raising her hand once again, the sweet young girl said in all her innocence, "then why doesn't it taste sweet?"
    After a stunned silence, whilst the poor girl turned bright red and ran from the classroom, havin realised what she had implied.
    Once order had been restored, the professer continued, totally straight-faced, "semen does not taste sweet because the taste-buds for sweetness are at the tip of the tongue, not at the back of the throat" :D


Comments

  • Registered Users Posts: 6,425 ✭✭✭weemcd


    oh i know the feeling, confessing to tasting sperm, weve all been there great joke, homer: it's funny cos' its true!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 84 ✭✭Kwizatz Anorak


    Just about as embarrasing as getting spotted with boner in woodwork class.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 16,659 ✭✭✭✭dahamsta


    Originally posted by Kwizatz Anorak
    Just about as embarrasing as getting spotted with boner in woodwork class.
    Was it woody?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 84 ✭✭Kwizatz Anorak


    Sure was, ah the teenage hormones...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,136 ✭✭✭Pugsley


    Originally posted by Kwizatz Anorak
    Just about as embarrasing as getting spotted with boner in woodwork class.
    Or just as you stand up infront of the whole class to do an english oral :ninja:


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 84 ✭✭Kwizatz Anorak


    Or just as you stand up infront of the whole class to do an english oral

    I feel your pain!


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,880 ✭✭✭nosmo




  • Closed Accounts Posts: 687 ✭✭✭kano476


    Originally posted by dahamsta
    Was it woody?



    ive just realised that my woodwork teachers nickname is woody.



    HAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,403 ✭✭✭passive


    damn snope.com and its fun sucking....


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 965 ✭✭✭DriftingRain


    AHAhahahahahahaha The poor girl.
    I woulda droped the class I am afraid. It was a great laugh though. Bet she got loads of calls for boyfriends in the aftermath of that. LOL:P


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,672 ✭✭✭Wolf


    Originally posted by nosmo
    TBH

    http://www.snopes.com/college/sex/salty.htm

    Blah blah blah and santa doesn't exist either :p




    C.u.n.t !


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    In a first year biology class in my college, the students were taking throat swabs and looking at the skin cells under a microscope. One girl saw something that wasn't in the manual, and called over a supervisor. Guess what he saw wriggling around on the slide?:eek: :)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,105 ✭✭✭Tyrrial


    well the point is the joke was funny even if reality isn't


  • Registered Users Posts: 6,425 ✭✭✭weemcd


    Originally posted by Sarky
    In a first year biology class in my college, the students were taking throat swabs and looking at the skin cells under a microscope. One girl saw something that wasn't in the manual, and called over a supervisor. Guess what he saw wriggling around on the slide?:eek: :)

    for real!!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Yup, 'fraid so...


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 16,659 ✭✭✭✭dahamsta


    Originally posted by Wolf
    Blah blah blah and santa doesn't exist either :p
    How do you mean?

    adam /confused


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,146 ✭✭✭SoundWave


    Jayzus... could she not decide... hmmm spit or swallow! :p


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,164 ✭✭✭Space Coyote


    She probly did swally, but some of the lads were clever enough to hang onto the tonsils while their more simple comrades fell into the chasm of certain death.


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