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And who says the Irish are not wise!!
Old Sean lived alone in Northern Ireland. He wanted to spade
His potato garden, but it was very hard work.
His only son, Mick, who used to help him, was in an English prison.

The old man wrote a letter to his son and described his predicament:

Dear Mick,
I am feeling a mite down because it looks like I won't be able to plant
My potato garden this year. I'm just getting too old to be digging up a garden plot. If you were here, all my troubles would be over. I know you would dig the plot for me.
Love, Dad

A few days later he received a letter from his son:
Dear Father,
For CHRIST'S SAKE, don't dig up the garden! That's where I buried all The guns'
Love, Mick

At 4 A. M. the next morning, a dozen agents from Scotland Yard
And local police officers showed up and dug up the entire garden down
To a depth of about six feet. That evening, not finding any Guns, they apologized to the old man and left.
The next day the old man received another letter from his son:

Dear Father,

Go ahead and plant yer spuds now. It's the best I could do under the Circumstances.

Love, Mick

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