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talking horse...

Oriel · 2003-07-09 15:46:12

A man is sitting reading his newspaper when his wife sneaks up behind him and whacks him round the head with a frying pan. "What was that for?!" He asks. "That was for the piece of paper in your trouser pocket with the name Mary Ellen written on it," she replies. "Don't be silly", he says, "Two weeks ago I went to the…

09-07-2003 4:46pm

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Oriel

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A man is sitting reading his newspaper when his wife sneaks up behind him and whacks him round the head with a frying pan.

"What was that for?!" He asks.
"That was for the piece of paper in your trouser pocket with the name Mary Ellen written on it," she replies. "Don't be silly", he says, "Two weeks ago I went to the races, Mary Ellen was the name of one of the houses I bet on." She seems satisifed and apologises.

Three days later he's sitting in the chair again reading when she nails him with an even bigger frying pan, knocking him out cold. When he comes round, he asks again, "What the hell was that for?!"

"Your f***king horse phoned!"

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#2 09-07-2003 4:55pm

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Meh:rolleyes:
.......mildly amusing.......;)

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#3 09-07-2003 4:56pm

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Got a laugh out of me but i am bored at work so it would not be hard.:D

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#4 09-07-2003 11:28pm

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Good one.

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#5 10-07-2003 7:47am

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nice one :ninja:

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