Mexicans

Sposs · 11-07-2003 10:58AM #1

There are two Mexicans who have been lost in the desert for weeks, and
they're at death's door.

As they stumble on, hoping for salvation in the form of an oasis or
something similar, they suddenly spy, through the heat haze, a tree, off
in the distance.

As they get closer, they can see that the tree is draped with rasher upon
rasher of bacon.

There's smoked bacon, crispy bacon, life-giving juicy nearly- raw bacon,
all sorts.

"Hey, Pepe" says the first bloke (Don Pedro). "ees a bacon tree!!! We're
saved!!!"

"You're right, amigo!" says Pepe.

So Pepe goes on ahead and runs up to the tree salivating at the prospect of
food. But as he gets to within five feet of the tree, there's the sound of
machine gun fire, and he is shot down in a hail of bullets. His friend
quickly drops down on the sand, and calls across to the dying Pepe.

"Pepe!! Pepe!! Que pasa hombre?"

With his dying breath Pepe calls out.... "Ugh, run, amigo, run!!

Ees not a Bacon Tree"

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Keep going !

"ees... a.... Ham bush"