Shy Bladder Syndrome

LegacyUser

I am seventeen years of age which means usually drinking in carparks or something at the weekend. The problem is my mates can just piss 5 metres away from the rest of us while I have to go somewhere there is nobody around and tell my mates i'm going somewhere else (to save the embarresment of them slagging me for not being able to piss around people).

It is a really frustrating problem and it will be a problem while i'm in pubs aswell when I cant piss in the uranles (?spelling?). I also have this problem in my house where I have to lock the door every time i'm having a piddle. I never knew the name of this problem until I heard about it on the radio and apparantly it affects 17 million people. so I decided to google it and found a few sites, heres an article on it:

http://www.abc.net.au/health/minutes/stories/s816565.htm

What I want to know does anyone else on these boards have this problem because I'm the only person I know has it. Also, how would I get over this, what therapists and the price it would cost, I dont really want to bring my mother with me either!

Hope you can help.

Evil Phil

You're pee shy. This is perfectly normal and happens to us all. Try thinking of running water.

Caesar_Bojangle

My friend pissed on my hand last time we pissed together on a drunken night out - true story.

It depends on the circumstance, there’s nothing worse than taking a whiz and the guy next to you starts yapping away about something peculiar, whilst trying to catch a glimpse of your goods to see if they're in proportion to your body. I find that frightening and rather ghey. You willy watchers know who you are.

Sangre

The key is caesar is to piss all over their knees so they wont want to come near you again.

Or you could straightened out you hand along the lenght of your goods so as to obstruct and ghey eyes

What would happen if you've been drinking for ages and you had nowhere to piss? I piss anywhere when im drinking, somuch easier.