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5 inch willy...

  • 22-07-2003 10:40pm
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 166,026 ✭✭✭✭


    I know this kind of topic has been posted and frowned upon before but hopefully this thread will stay clean (who am i kidding:roll eyes:).

    Basically I am concerned that my 5 inch willy is not enough.
    I am a fairly typical 5'11" bloke other than that.
    Various threads have hinted that the average is around 6.5 inch.
    In most other respects it's normal but it does bend to the side somewhat.

    Now I suppose that 5 inch is not THAT much shorter, but hell it's worth asking for opinions. Ladies your opinions are most welcome. I'm a resonably secure guy so don't worry about being cruel, I'll take it on the chin.

    Basically is it enough?

    willy (no it's not my real name :))

    Is it enough? 26 votes

    Yes
    3% 1 vote
    No
    96% 25 votes


Comments

  • Closed Accounts Posts: 88,972 ✭✭✭✭mike65


    Originally posted by Willy
    I know this kind of topic has been posted and frowned upon before but hopefully this thread will stay clean (who am i kidding:roll eyes:).


    I'll take it on the chin.

    As the actress said to the bishop! :D Y'see its started already...

    More seriously, 5 inches is nothing to get concerned about,
    being "well endowed" is mainly an invention of porn. Women say (apparently) that length is'nt so important, though width is
    good!

    Mike.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 428 ✭✭skipn_easy


    AS they say it's what you do with it that counts!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,197 ✭✭✭✭Crash


    the size of your penis insults my intelligence.....tsk tsk.

    On a serious note, the average size is a lot lower than that professed by porno. its quality not quantity :)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,152 ✭✭✭ozt9vdujny3srf


    Only 5 inches!!1!!1!!

    Good lord! You poor guy, how do you sleep at night?

    5 inches doesnt sound paicularly small, i could be wrong but isnt the average 5 1/2? Slightly below average is nothing to be worried about.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,452 ✭✭✭BrianD3


    Well, I don't know if 5 inches is "enough" as I'm not female. But as regards average penis size, 6.5 seems a bit big. There have been lots of size studies done (search the internet) and many of them came up with an average of 5 - 5.5 inches. Different surveys use different methods eg penis measured by a medical professional or self measured. The figures from self measured surveys are usually larger - go figure :) So, at 5 inches you could well be avaerge, not below average.

    As for this thread staying clean - dream on :)

    BrianD3


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,616 ✭✭✭milltown


    It's generally accepted that a man measuring his own todger takes the measurement from the tip of his bell end to somewhere just behind his arsehole, so I wouldn't worry about self measured surveys too much.
    Unless of course that is the measurement you used :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,072 ✭✭✭Sandi


    I have to agree with BrianD3 and say that 6.5 inches is pretty big for an average white male.
    There ain't nothin' wrong with 5 inches so don't be getting all worried and paranoid about it.


  • Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 16,698 Mod ✭✭✭✭Silverfish


    Oh my god, you're fine. Stop worrying about it.

    Really really genuinely size does not matter !!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,333 ✭✭✭Dr Bolouswki


    size is totally psychological

    I was cruelly taunted as a young boy cos I didn't have pubes til I was 14 so I've always been particularly sensitive about my, ahem, equipment...

    Any measuring I've done has left me well within the standard ranges listed everywhere, but I still yearn to have that swinging pony penis that the zeitgeist says we should have. However, the ladies have never been bothered, and I havn't been mean in sharing it about neither. Only ever had one chick that seemed dissappointed - and I figure that was more due to my poor performance (bedroom door open, my old man pissed off downstairs cos I'd brought said lady home on a saturday afternoon and said 'we're going upstairs to watch a video' even though I had no TV in my room!) so consequently I wasn't the most attentive ehh... lover...

    Thing is - I reckon my flute is fine - it's my attitude that's wrong. Love yourself, love your flute. Confidence is the key to everything in life. Doesn't even matter if it's misplaced confidence. Long as you believe it thats all that matters. A tough puberty combined with early exposure to porn (beware fella's - it's doing you more damage than you think) has left me feeling that somehow I've been mocked by fate - but the dream lives on... €3000, a good surgeon with a steady hand, and me walking down the street with my flute flung over my shoulder...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,859 ✭✭✭logic1


    Originally posted by Silverfish

    Really really genuinely size does not matter !!

    Hahahahahahahahaha.

    .logic.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,783 ✭✭✭Puck


    I wouldn't say it's anything to worry about.

    Basically a penis is like a big finger with a bit of plumbing in it, there's only so much you can do with it. If anyones bedroom repertoire is based entirely on that then they're ****ed whether it's small or big.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 166,026 ✭✭✭✭LegacyUser


    Is this average size erect or flaccid?


  • Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 42,362 Mod ✭✭✭✭Beruthiel


    not another willy thread

    a 5 inch willy...
    is not enough


  • Users Awaiting Email Confirmation Posts: 3,129 ✭✭✭Samson


    Originally posted by milltown
    It's generally accepted that a man measuring his own todger takes the measurement from the tip of his bell end to somewhere just behind his arsehole...

    It's funny because it's true.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,648 ✭✭✭smiles


    Deal with it, i'm sick of 'my penis is...' posts.

    << Fio >>


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 23,556 ✭✭✭✭Sir Digby Chicken Caesar


    women just don't understand :)


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