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  • 23-07-2003 12:15am
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    andrew
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 3,372 Mod ✭✭✭✭


    You read the subject......

    Here's some:

    Archeoligist discovers new race of skeleten people (by munnelly)

    Goverment proposes tax on 'bags of fun'

    Getting stoned gains whole new meaning

    Cows grow opposable thumbs : oh crap says humanity


    Go on... make up some
    :ninja:

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  • #2
    BlitzKrieg
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,698 ✭✭✭✭BlitzKrieg


    ??????


    stopwatch: Click

    GO!!

    Timing till wrath of mods...


  • #3
    Tyrrial
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,105 ✭✭✭Tyrrial


    Doom, Doom, Doom..... THE END


  • #4
    Victor
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 78,452 ✭✭✭✭Victor


    http://home.eircom.net/content/irelandcom/breaking/1080798?view=Eircomnet

    Marriage rate and births outside wedlock rising - CSO

    If you read it as: "Marriage rate ... outside wedlock rising - CSO" it sounds really stupid.

    From the same piece "The county with the highest percentage of births outside marriage was Limerick with 50.6 per cent, while the county with the lowest percentage was Leitrim at with 20 per cent." - so statisticly certain comment about Limerick people are true. :)


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