Its Too Quiet.

Havelock · 23-07-2003 11:07am #1

Something is afoot, no good new posts in weeks. Why is this? What is wrong with all you people? No mad on-line re-enactments of famous discworld scenes, no Guild Set ups. Tut-tut, this is the problem with the masses they never know what they are missing.

Thanx 4 The Fish · 23-07-2003 11:28am

The guilds are being set up, I suppose it is up to the patrician to find out about them rather than to whine about not knowing where they are to be found ........;)

Whatever would your mother think of you...

Sarky · 23-07-2003 1:20pm

How about calling for a private forum for the Elucidated Brothers of the Ebon Night, or whatever that cult waas called?

ozt9vdujny3srf · 23-07-2003 1:24pm

Ugh, thre are far too many sekrit societies on boards, but if there were to be one, i'd go for either the beggars guild or the guild of assasins. I like the alchemists but its all a bit hazardous.

Nevyn · 23-07-2003 6:49pm

The Witches dont need a guild

MarVeL · 23-07-2003 8:51pm

A guild of witches would be far more hazardous than a guild of alchemists. It'd start with "what she said about her" and end with "well what will we do with all the bodies". 3 is the only number :-)

Thanx 4 The Fish · 24-07-2003 10:03am

Ya couldn't really have a guild of witches, the three in a coven hardly get on with each other, could you imagine them lumped in with other witches.....

Havelock · 24-07-2003 11:11am

I am passing a law, to prohibit more than 3 witches being in the same room at the same time. (was going to pass one to prohibit a guild, but that would just cause them to start up one)

I know where all the guilds are. I sit on 3 of their boards of governers.

Bodies are always easy. (To get rid of, just lump them into the shades)

Thanx 4 The Fish · 24-07-2003 11:20am

Not as easy as it used to be now that gargoyles are watching the streets from above. Kind of CCTV...

Sarky · 24-07-2003 8:28pm

Pay them enough pigeons, and every gargoyle will eventually look the other way...

AL][EN · 26-07-2003 2:12am

Not too worried about the gargoyles really, it Sargent Detritus you have to be worried about these days he scares me!!!

Sarky · 26-07-2003 1:42pm

Ah, but he can be extremly confused by telling the truth.:)

bozzie · 27-07-2003 4:18am

yeah or outright denial kinda derails him as well

still cpl downspout is a worrying development in night time survailence and he's not too easily bribed either

AL][EN · 28-07-2003 3:50pm

So what your saying is if you tell a lie to Detritus you get accused of being guilty and if you tell the truth to Detritus you get accused of being guilty?

Well cpl downspout cant be everywhere now can he! there's only so much a gargoyle can do!

superconor · 28-07-2003 9:39pm

lol, the logic of ahnk-morpork...

i thought sgt. detritus could be easily confuzzled by barking at him "i command you to ignore me!"

on the subject of guilds, i was wondering if there would be reason behind getting a secret society around one of the guilds?
sure barely anyone but a few fans come in here anyway!:p

but if we do, i vote it be the assasins guild, or the Unseen University.

Nevyn · 29-07-2003 1:52pm

Originally posted by Havelock
I am passing a law, to prohibit more than 3 witches being in the same room at the same time. (was going to pass one to prohibit a guild, but that would just cause them to start up one)

The sound of cackling is heard echoing arround the chamber of rats.

a missive arrives.

IT details that the anual Ramtops witching contest will this year be held in Anhk MorPok, to foster new realtions wiht witches from all over the Disc.

Chowley · 31-07-2003 12:47am

Im on a discworld break at the moment.

Just read the Silmarilion and now started on Pot Planet by Brian Preston.Im going to order a book called Romance of the Three Kingdoms tomorrow and after I read that it will be the Lord of the Rings, yet again.So I will be busy for a while.:D

echomadman · 31-07-2003 12:47pm

it will be a bit quiet untill the newest installment in the discworld series comes out,

Stands to reason.

I mean it's not like we're all pathetic fanboys(and girls), who sit around on computers all day......... is it...............

er...

AL][EN · 31-07-2003 6:42pm

....................er no your absoutly right its not like we all sit around in front of this little box waiting for some hint of what the next book will be about.....................

I've forgotten what the sun looks like!!!

Sarky · 01-08-2003 1:31am

I just remembered I offered to pretend to be the Bursar on one of the first threads, and I have been woefully neglecting of my duties.

So, to address this situation:

Ahem.

Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! Mr. Jelly! Good so with the trifle!

*falls over*

Chowley · 01-08-2003 1:41am

now a bit of backwards talking would be nice and if you neglect to take your pills twould be good.

Sarky · 01-08-2003 2:03am

Plum sauce! Plum sauce! Five groats for your finest shoes, if I may!

Chowley · 01-08-2003 6:37am

.think I, talk backwards Bursar do to supposed are you how is This

Wolf · 01-08-2003 6:43am

"squek?"

Chowley · 01-08-2003 7:57am

?Tahw

Sarky · 01-08-2003 4:36pm

I want a cat.

Chowley · 01-08-2003 9:19pm

.you for cat the be could this ,Sarky

:ninja:

Why is image code off?

Sarky · 02-08-2003 4:16pm

I shall call him Fluffy.

Nevyn · 02-08-2003 4:47pm

i have a very wonderfull cat , Zke but well he is no Greebo well not yet anyway.

AL][EN · 04-08-2003 3:26pm

You have a goldfish too Thead but dont tell The bursar that (Sarky) you'll give him idea's

indeed i can see it now good ole zke eh?

Sarky · 04-08-2003 3:36pm

I would take the goldfish for a walk every day.

Its Too Quiet.

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