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Girls night out !!!

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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,236 ✭✭✭AL][EN


    hey hey now hang on a sec dont i get a say in where im being sent to next or dont i get a choice in the matter!! (hey even Kitchen B*tches have feeling too you know!!)

    There's only so much i can do or im going on strike!!

    and of course i know its a "girls" night out and last time i checked
    im still a man!!!

    so what your saying is its a chance for the boards girls to go out have a giggle and in some cases talk about the boards boys behind our backs???


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,236 ✭✭✭AL][EN


    could i also suggest possibly a boards.ie girls calendar, (you know like the FHM girls calendar!!) thead we could use some of the pics you take on the girls nite out!!


    i might actually stard a thread on this could be interesting......


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 965 ✭✭✭DriftingRain


    /me raises an eyebrow at some of the commentary ....

    Ahahahahahah...Well, it is a cleaning I hope cooking B*tch hunie :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 665 ✭✭✭skittishkitten


    Originally posted by Lemming
    /me raises an eyebrow at some of the commentary ....

    OOOOOOooooooooo is Lemm - Ling feeling left out ? You applying for the job ? I'll take you on a trail basis , but it's not just kitchen duty mind you ...... I've a whole house :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,153 ✭✭✭✭Lemming


    Originally posted by skittishkitten
    OOOOOOooooooooo is Lemm - Ling feeling left out ? You applying for the job ? I'll take you on a trail basis , but it's not just kitchen duty mind you ...... I've a whole house :D

    heh .. I'll go get my Freddy Mercury "I want to break free" music video outfit :p

    would you like a feather duster with that?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 665 ✭✭✭skittishkitten


    Originally posted by Lemming
    heh .. I'll go get my Freddy Mercury "I want to break free" music video outfit :p

    would you like a feather duster with that?

    Is that for ...... wearing ....... or cleaning ?? :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,236 ✭✭✭AL][EN


    If the money is good enough skittishkitten.... both!! :D

    but sorry to disapoint i only do kitchen's

    cook/clean etc! (my mammy house broke me i blame her gawd bless her)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 665 ✭✭✭skittishkitten


    Originally posted by AL][EN
    If the money is good enough skittishkitten.... both!! :D


    Yea Yea ..... money's always involved and here with you being a guy you would assume that sex would be enough :D You ARE a guy right ?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,153 ✭✭✭✭Lemming


    Originally posted by skittishkitten
    You ARE a guy right ?

    What if he's a Thai lady-boy :eek:


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,236 ✭✭✭AL][EN


    See kitten being the innocent sweet country bumpkin that i am :rolleyes: (not a word thead not one single word)

    I didnt pick up on it as sex wasnt ever mentioned in the thread yet,

    Yes im a guy and as such yes sex is pretty much all we ever think about you'll have to talk to my agent she does all the deals,

    as for me being a lady boy i dont have the heart for it anyway the money/perks are better being a kitchen b*tch :)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 665 ✭✭✭skittishkitten


    Originally posted by Lemming
    What if he's a Thai lady-boy :eek:

    *throws hands in air * FINE ! Money , feather dusters , stilleto heels , little maids uniforms ... Oh wait..... mini skirts ......

    no wonder girls need a break now and then :p


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,236 ✭✭✭AL][EN


    Originally posted by skittishkitten
    *throws hands in air * FINE ! Money , feather dusters , stilleto heels , little maids uniforms ... Oh wait..... mini skirts ......

    no wonder girls need a break now and then :p


    Hence Theads suggestion for a Boards girls nite out the chance to get away from it all i suppose!!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 965 ✭✭✭DriftingRain


    OOOOOOooooooooo is Lemm - Ling feeling left out ? You applying for the job ? I'll take you on a trail basis , but it's not just kitchen duty mind you ...... I've a whole house

    Hahahaha....I think I'll be taking that one hunie.

    Cook, Clean and only wear the feather duster. Oh yeah...And sex will be envolved....so how much was that? Can I pay with Cash, Check, or um...Credit Card? No Trial Basis Needed. Permanent Full Time Positions need only apply.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 965 ✭✭✭DriftingRain


    but sorry to disapoint i only do kitchen's

    Sorry Alien This is why I must go with Lemming, since he's so willing to dust...and do more than the kitchen.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 665 ✭✭✭skittishkitten


    Originally posted by DriftingRain
    Hahahaha....I think I'll be taking that one hunie.

    Cook, Clean and only wear the feather duster. Oh yeah...And sex will be envolved....so how much was that? Can I pay with Cash, Check, or um...Credit Card? No Trial Basis Needed. Permanent Full Time Positions need only apply.

    AH ! AH ! I found him first ! No cutting in line here . But really you know without references / trail basis .... things might not be as you expect , how would you know that you would be happy with his "service" after all ?

    But then again ..... I refuse to pay . I AM Mistress in my own house , free room, board , sex .... *shrugs*

    And Allien ......usually when you agree to be a woman's b*tch ..... ummmmm...... wellllllll ....... sex is usually included :D


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,199 ✭✭✭✭Sangre


    omfg, do you lot ever shut up?

    I call that a Girls' Toilet forum should be set up, so they could all go there together and stop spamming this spam-free institution.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,236 ✭✭✭AL][EN


    weeeelllllll since you put it like that im sure i can be presuaded to to do more that the kitchen this time around you know!! :p

    im not in the B*tching trade as long as lemm ya know he seems to be a real pro :)

    he know's all the deep dark secerts you must teach me lemm ;)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 43,045 ✭✭✭✭Nevyn


    Honestly Kitchen bitch who the hell is
    going to belive the whole country lad crap when you have been in the sphere of my influence for what the last what 7 years !

    but well I have never need to call on Kitchen bitch to provide sercives other then house work related but he would be able for most tasksif not willing.

    As for Lemming , I dont know there Drifting but well I'm sure after a weeked of having him about the house I could write you a proper review and instil some basic
    behaviourisms.


  • Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 16,698 Mod ✭✭✭✭Silverfish


    Er....where did this thread go??




    to the gutter, thats where.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 43,045 ✭✭✭✭Nevyn


    it never left,

    propsed dates for GNO
    the 16th or the 23rd of this mnth.

    city centre flimhouse
    afterward sugestions ladies ?


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,204 ✭✭✭bug


    bah...i'll be in Portugal


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,518 ✭✭✭Kalina


    23rd is Slane, some people may be going to that.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 43,045 ✭✭✭✭Nevyn


    oh bugger slane, right then ladies the 29or the 30th


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,518 ✭✭✭Kalina


    Originally posted by Thaed
    oh bugger slane, right then ladies the 29or the 30th

    I was just thinking of myself cos I'm going to Slane and I don't want to miss this nite out! :)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 965 ✭✭✭DriftingRain


    AH ! AH ! I found him first ! No cutting in line here . But really you know without references / trail basis .... things might not be as you expect , how would you know that you would be happy with his "service" after all ?
    To start with I already have him :p Hehehehehe
    That's a good head start on getting him I'd think.
    As for Lemming , I dont know there Drifting but well I'm sure after a weeked of having him about the house I could write you a proper review and instil some basic
    HAHAHAHa For me or Lemming LOL!!!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,153 ✭✭✭✭Lemming


    Oh ... I feel so used :p


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 965 ✭✭✭DriftingRain


    Oh ... I feel so used

    AHAHAHAHA Do you? Good, now get over here, you have dinner to fix hunie. :D
    Don't forget the laundy too dear. ;)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 665 ✭✭✭skittishkitten


    Originally posted by DriftingRain
    To start with I already have him :p Hehehehehe
    That's a good head start on getting him I'd think.

    Sorry , My Bad :D With you going after the other and then offering monies , it's difficult to know he's spoken for .......

    Might I suggest a collar and tag ? :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 35,524 ✭✭✭✭Gordon


    So is Lemming going to be the only guy going to this girlie night out then?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 431 ✭✭plenderj


    A fella going out on a girl's night out ?


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 965 ✭✭✭DriftingRain


    Might I suggest a collar and tag ?

    Um....Sure...You can suggest anything you want. But, I'm not to sure he'd like me tagging him. LOL :D Then again????

    So is Lemming going to be the only guy going to this girlie night out then?
    Nanh, I don't think he's going. He just kinda got drug into this thread. AHahahahaha, but if he shows up in heels and leather PLEASE get pics and send then to me ASAP!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,236 ✭✭✭AL][EN


    Originally posted by Thaed
    Honestly Kitchen bitch who the hell is
    going to belive the whole country lad crap when you have been in the sphere of my influence for what the last what 7 years !

    but well I have never need to call on Kitchen bitch to provide sercives other then house work related but he would be able for most tasks if not willing.

    As for Lemming , I dont know there Drifting but well I'm sure after a weeked of having him about the house I could write you a proper review and instil some basic
    behaviourisms.

    Ok Ok thead it was worth a shot tho :)

    but since the ONLY duties i do for you are kitchen duties I.E Cleaning and tidying up etc, then how was i supposed to know what skittish was on about!! however i like her idea tho hell id do her whole house for her in a party boy outfit (AKA Chris Pontius outfit from jackass) by the sounds of it

    anyhoo silverfish is right this has gone waaaay off topic twas worth a try :p

    enjoy your nite out ladies hope you have a blast and thead next time im over deff have to see the pics :)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 43,045 ✭✭✭✭Nevyn




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