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Crude sexist joke

  • 30-07-2003 11:58am
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    Closed Accounts Posts: 999 ✭✭✭


    ........A man is driving down a road.

    A woman is driving down the same road from the opposite direction.

    As they pass each other, the man leans out the window and yells, COW!

    The women immediately leans out of her window and yells, TOSSER!

    They each continue on their way, and as the women rounds the next curve, she........................crashes into a huge cow in the middle of the road and dies.


    THOUGHT FOR THE DAY: If only women would listen.


Comments

  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,942 ✭✭✭Mac daddy


    :D:D lol


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,136 ✭✭✭Pugsley


    ROFL! thats so terrably bad its hillarious :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 693 ✭✭✭The Beer Baron


    hehehhehehe- gave me a good giggle thank you.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,414 ✭✭✭LoneGunM@n


    it's funny 'cause it's true :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,543 ✭✭✭sionnach


    rofl n1 ;)


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 593 ✭✭✭Carbiens


    already said but its true its only funny coz its so bad:D n1


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,339 ✭✭✭✭tman


    lmao, too true:D


  • Registered Users Posts: 6,425 ✭✭✭weemcd


    that really would happen


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,274 ✭✭✭de5p0i1er


    Loved it, serves her right.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,730 ✭✭✭✭simu


    THOUGHT FOR THE DAY: If only women would listen.[/QOUTE]

    The above was the only sexist bit really and that's not part of the joke. Such a situation could conceivably happen in real life - it's just another version of the "two meanings of the word duck" joke, essentially.

    And now I realise I'm taking this way more seriously than I should:)


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  • Hosted Moderators Posts: 3,290 ✭✭✭TomTom


    yes you are


    spam


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,872 ✭✭✭segadreamcast


    Funnay. The last line completed it, otherwise it'd be pretty tame :).


  • Registered Users Posts: 220 ✭✭kanurocks


    KLASS MY MON.!!!


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