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Faking Orgasms

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  • #52
    skittishkitten
    Closed Accounts Posts: 665 ✭✭✭skittishkitten


    Originally posted by Peace
    Your forgetting about the taste....

    A man faking during oral ?? ROFLMAO !!! RIIIIIIIIIGGGGGHHHHHHTTTT !! :D


  • #53
    Peace
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,758 ✭✭✭Peace


    Once the lady konws what she's doing...its not an issue ;):confused: :ninja:


  • #54
    Kell
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,479 ✭✭✭Kell


    Only ever had it happen once to me (that I know of) and when she told me it was the biggest fúckin insult and slap to the face i ever got seein as we were goin out together.

    Women, dont lie to us. We expect you to cum about 40/60% of the time. We wont be offended if you dont cum all the time just dont fúckin lie to us.

    K-


  • #55
    fisty
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,141 ✭✭✭fisty


    if you have to fake why not try some kinky sex, and maybe that will blow yer hair back.

    Like fisting, or golden showers.

    (have i been spending too much time on the internet?)

    I saw these guys who got off on pressing peddles once.
    They were real into it, they would press those pedels and groan.
    oooh yeah press that pedal.


  • #56
    skittishkitten
    Closed Accounts Posts: 665 ✭✭✭skittishkitten


    Originally posted by fisty
    if you have to fake why not try some kinky sex

    Black Leather , whips , chains , clamps , men tied on ground or hanging from racks , moaning in agony ....... Yep .... that should work :D


  • #57
    fisty
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,141 ✭✭✭fisty


    don't forget fisting.


  • #58
    Scruff
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,225 ✭✭✭Scruff


    Originally posted by fisty
    don't forget fisting.

    hmm...your name is suspiciously like this act of sexual fetishism you keep mentioning...hmm...i wonder...
    I'd better ask Homer J Simpson what he makes of it, im stumped

    :)


  • #59
    eth0_
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,846 ✭✭✭✭eth0_


    We all know the male ego is a very fragile thing, which is why women fake it. Think about it, the only reason a woman is going to do it is because she doesn't want to hurt her man's feelings or because he's taking too long, it's getting sore and she just wants to go to sleep.
    It's very easy for women to fake it, I'm guilty of doing it (but I have tried to eh...discuss any dissatisfaction with my boyfriend) in fact it's only this year that i've had a relationship and NOT had to employ any acting skills in that department :D

    I wouldn't normally reply to a thread like this but the 5 bottles of tiger made me :(


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