So good, it's really not

Sleipnir · 06-08-2003 4:44pm #1

groan, groan, groan!

Stephen Spielberg is casting for a new film based around the great
composers. Anyway to give the film a twist and some "oomph" he decides
to
cast the parts to the great action heroes of today.

He calls Stallone, Arnie, Bruce Willis and Steven Seagal into his
office
to hear who they would like to play :-

"Well," started Stallone, "I've always admired Mozart. I would love to
play him."

"Chopin has always been my favourite, and my image would improve if
people
saw me playing the piano" said Willis, "I'll play him."

"I've always been partial to Strauss and his waltzes," said Seagal.
"I'd
like to play him."

Spielberg was very pleased with these choices. "Sounds splendid."

Then, looking at Schwarzenegger, he asked, "Who do you want to be
Arnold?"

So Arnold says ...

Wait for it, its a beauty..........

"I'll be Bach."

SoundWave · 06-08-2003 4:50pm

love it.

zAbbo · 06-08-2003 4:52pm

YARR

Raz · 06-08-2003 5:32pm

AAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
AAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
AAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
AAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

If I wasn't at work right now I really would be screaming that.
Oh the pain! Make it stop! Make the bad feeling go away ......

Why is baby Jebus crying?????

But I do like that fact that you had the guts to post that!