Massages

JohnnyBravo

Im staying over in the girlfriends house there on saturday night and i was thinking of doing something special for her you cook candle lit dinner over a bottle of wine and chill out for a bit with her but i was also planning to give her a massage you know like scented candles chilled out music something like david gray coldplay oil stuff like that and then running a bath for her before you jump on the wagon this is not a prelude to sex but i would like to make the evening enjoyable for her so if any of ye have any advice or anything that would be cool

dahamsta

Taking a sheet of sandpaper to the David Grey CD would be a good start.

adam

patch

sounds like you already have the plan sorted! one word of warning though..... don't go too mad relaxing her with the massage. -nothing worse than putting her half to sleep and having her too relaxed to want to get up to mischief!!

JohnnyBravo

Everybody Loves the mischief

the_syco

Get a romantic DVD. Chicks seem to dig those boring films.

If she's into it, consider a bong. :rolleyes:

Most oils are alright, but try to get some scented ones. Go into a oils shop (Boots, maybe), and look fer a counter with a women on it, an ask her. A guy will only tell you wot he's being told to say.

Amz

Originally posted by the_syco
Get a romantic DVD. Chicks seem to dig those boring films.

If you were my boyfriend and stuck on some romantic DVD you'd be SO dumped!! Don't assume that coz some girls are into that crap that we all are!! I'd personally get more of a kick out of an Action movie or a Thriller of some sort.

Mmmm... batman

Anyway...

As regards a massage you have to make sure to massage in clockwise motions as it's apprantly better for your karma (or something), make sure to keep one hand working on her back/legs or whatever at all times as this keeps the fluidity of the massage. When buying the oil you can get an unscented one which you can then add your own scent to, the different essential oils aid different things i.e. ylang ylang is meant to be used as a love potion (personally I find the smell is gross but others swear by it) Lavender is very popular and has a number of uses, although it can be a bit strong. Ffind a soft scent or one that you know she likes i.e. rose you can even mix one or two oiils.

You can buy little books on massage etc in Easons they might come in handy and they're very inexpensive.

woolymammoth

http://www.sexuality.org

and no, it's not a porn site.. :ninja:

Nevyn

you want Jasmine scents . candles or oils and you can get massage oil and jamine or sandlewood to add to it, the body shop as an ok range in that atm.

nuvolari

just one thing, don't go for generic 'romantic' music, make sure its something she likes that happens to be nice and chilled

po0k

Norwegian Punk Schoolgirl Black Death Electronica with a touch of Jazz.

po0k

Also, mind yourself with oils and the condoms....you do not want them splitting

...and so what if she falls asleep? Carry her into the bed and snugglein beside her. The shower in the morning may be very interesting....

Amz

Originally posted by nuvolari
just one thing, don't go for generic 'romantic' music, make sure its something she likes that happens to be nice and chilled

Yes!! I agree totally here also!

I'd have to say my taste in music is very different compared to my other female friends, what I consider nice music etc, they wouldn't like and would probably turn their noses up at...

Hopefully you know her tastes and stuff so wont just push all the stereotypical crap on her...

...unless of course she likes that sorta thing...

ferdi

music: anything by Sting and The Police (you may knock it but give it a go;) ) things like english man in NY, roxanne, every breath you take, fields of gold, fragile, i cant stand loosing you.

failing that, just stick on 'O' by damien rice.

Amz

Originally posted by ferdi
failing that, just stick on 'O' by damien rice.

Gah! I hate some of the songs on that and if one of them should come on... I'd get all aggrevated and would have to turn it off... which I'm sure would kill the mood a tad



I love being such a pain!

Q_Ball

Originally posted by ferdi
failing that, just stick on 'O' by damien rice.

Yeah, give your g/f a massage while listening to an album dedicated to the fooked up ones that he's had.

Great album, but not particularily suitable.

Personnally I go for a little bit of instrumental jazz, volume down just below easy listening levels.

It'll help if you fill her up on the wine too, just incase you cant massage properly

She wont feel a thing.......

Dr Bolouswki

Try sticking your finger up her ass as you go down on her - haven't met a bird yet who doesn't dig it!

po0k

J-Pop tbh.

Sorted.

po0k

Originally posted by Killah_B
Try sticking your finger up her ass as you go down on her - haven't met a bird yet who doesn't dig it!

:rolleyes:

skittishkitten

Originally posted by Amz
When buying the oil you can get an unscented one which you can then add ..........your own scent...... to,

YOU NASTY NASTY GIRL !!! ROFLMAO !!! ...... Hey how are those spanking try outs coming ??

Robbo

Originally posted by ferdi
music: anything by Sting and The Police (you may knock it but give it a go;) ) things like english man in NY, roxanne, every breath you take, fields of gold, fragile, i cant stand loosing you.

failing that, just stick on 'O' by damien rice.

Roxanne is an ode to a prostitute, Every Move You Take is about stalking. These may not be the kind of messages that will get you laid.

Isn't Damien Rice just the same lad who plays Paddy Casey and all them other acoustic guitar wielding maladroits, but with a different wig?

Amz

Originally posted by skittishkitten
YOU NASTY NASTY GIRL !!! ROFLMAO !!! ...... Hey how are those spanking try outs coming ??

Well at the moment there's one clear forerunner... but I'm just biased... and I probably should stop typing now...

As for the adding your own scent... I eh... see your eagle eyes have foiled my subtle attempt at subtlety... or something...

Gah!

Brain hurts!!

/me needs a massage

Rar!

etc.

Q_Ball

Originally posted by Robbo
Isn't Damien Rice just the same lad who plays Paddy Casey and all them other acoustic guitar wielding maladroits, but with a different wig?

:rolleyes:

Yes he plays acoustic.
No he doesnt play paddy casey
Yes it does look like a wig sometimes

Threads going OTT now, i apologise

po0k

Originally posted by Amz
Gah!

Brain hurts!!

/me needs a massage

[cue=smoke_cloud 1]
You rang?
[/cue]
Brain massage eh?

Rar!

etc.

That's more like it

Amz

/me purrs

See lads this is the kinda service the rest of ye should be providing!

ye could learn a thing or ten from Mr SyxPak

po0k

*cough*
[modest]
/me curls fingers, blows on them and rubs them off lapel of his blazer
[/modest]
*ahem*





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Applications via PM or by appointment.
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Amz

Originally posted by SyxPak
Now taking bookings for autumn course.
Applications via PM or by appointment.
Limited places available.
Only €99.99.

Is this payable in installments or will I have to work it off?

po0k

I have a range of payment methods and schedues to suite even the most byzantine accounting methods.

Amz

I love it when you get "all business like"
















Sorry!

Seraphina

get a room!
or pm!

JohnnyBravo

i think someone is jelous does anyone actually use the private message

ToxicPaddy

for things like this...




hopefully... :rolleyes:

JohnnyBravo

Some People like an audience

MojoMaker

Originally posted by SyxPak
*cough*
[modest]
/me curls fingers, blows on them and rubs them off lapel of his blazer
[/modest]
*ahem*

Meant to ask this before but what's with the geek-speak? Ye're adults right?

JohnnyBravo

Well that depends on your defination arnt all men children at heart except with a penis that does all the thinking keeps the strain off the mind

DriftingRain

Amz and Syx.....LOL

Yes, I agree with Thaed...USE JASMINE. It is the aromatherapy for sensual.....It makes lovely scents that always get me in the mood.

JohnnyBravo

So you have had one done before then

Praetorian

Don't forget to cut your finger nails!

I could do with a massage myself actually. I might make a subtle suggestion later on

JohnnyBravo

Was that not a subtle suggestion right there

Praetorian

Fortunately she doesn't read the boards, so I'll have to make another one later.

Amz

Originally posted by Seraphina
get a room!
or pm!

Oh if only...

Trojan

Originally posted by Q_Ball


Personnally I go for a little bit of instrumental jazz, volume down just below easy listening levels.

Good call. St. Germain.

Nevyn

Originally posted by DriftingRain
Yes, I agree with Thaed...USE JASMINE. It is the aromatherapy for sensual.....It makes lovely scents that always get me in the mood.

lol , Why else would I have been using it as my signature scent for the last 12 years

there a lot of people that smell Jasmine and think of me lol

Typedef

My old man is a physical therapist.

Does Swedish massage, Indian head massage and umm some sort of wied thing with hot and cold stones.

<plug>

ShayK1

i didn't read the whole thread so if i repeat what anyone said already sorry!!!!


Get a long cd or a cd changer.... you don't wanna have to stop half way through because the stupid music stopped.

As for DVD, get something with an actor she finds sexy!
That should keep her happy, horror is good if she likes to use you for protection from the big bad film!
Comedy is good to keep the happiness going and then the thriller is good to keep her excited,

I suggest you get a few and let her choose!

Have fun!

Lord Nikon

Some Barry White, and rose petals

hipchick

Sounds like she's in for a great evening.

There are a few oils that would suit, like Clary Sage it an energising oil and is great for getting you in the mood make sure you get a carrier oil to mix it with like grapeseed oil use about 10mls of grapeseed and 3 drops of clary sage never put essential oils straight on skin as they are very strong.

Try also an oil burner to give the whole room a beautiful scent.

All things going well and you may get a massage in return!!!

You enjoy now:D

Lord Nikon

Originally posted by hipchick
Sounds like she's in for a great evening.

There are a few oils that would suit, like Clary Sage it an energising oil and is great for getting you in the mood make sure you get a carrier oil to mix it with like grapeseed oil use about 10mls of grapeseed and 3 drops of clary sage never put essential oils straight on skin as they are very strong.

Try also an oil burner to give the whole room a beautiful scent.

All things going well and you may get a massage in return!!!

You enjoy now:D

I agree:D :cool:

Sleepy

"Kind of Blue" by Miles Davis is a good album for it...

Or if your girlfriend's into Latin rythms try the Buena Vista Social Club...


Both tried and tested

As for the massage, the key thing to remember is symmetry. When you're stroking, keep both hands going in the same direction. Try using alternate hands to "squeeze" with and remember: start slow and gentle... gradually working your way stronger...

Shiminay

Originally posted by Amz
/me purrs

See lads this is the kinda service the rest of ye should be providing!

ye could learn a thing or ten from Mr SyxPak

Of course, he learnt it all from me...

Anyway, massages, they absolutly rock! Nothing better as far as I'm concerned - be it receiving or giving.

Music - important as mood must be set, but this is very different from person to person (personally, I'd love to get a massage to the sound of Raining Blood by Slayer, but that's just me). You're proably better off with the afore mention St Germaine or maybe if you can find it, a cd with the sounds of the beach - you now, waves crashing and seagulls and all that - really relaxing. Harp based music is also good (and My Mammy's a harpist, so if you want to hire her to play in the background, I'll give you her number ).

Oils - whatever you think - baby oil's as good as anything and nice and slippery if you have notions of moving from massage to something else - try it some time, but your sheets will be in a rather unplesant state afterwards.

As for the thing itself - don't go too hard or it stops being sensual and use a gentle rhythm taking your time and maybe throw in a little kiss every now and then.

After that, all I can say is good luck!

smiles

Originally posted by Kharn

Oils - whatever you think - baby oil's as good as anything and nice and slippery if you have notions of moving from massage to something else - try it some time, but your sheets will be in a rather unplesant state afterwards.

But be careful because baby oil eats latex, ie. it will destroy any latex condoms with invisible (and sometimes visible holes) so if you're using them then it's a no-no.

BUT.... you can use Durex Advanti:

avanti:
the world's most natural feeling non-latex condom
• Thinner than regular latex condoms for a really natural feeling
• The world's first male polyurethane condom
• Non allergenic
• Non-spermicidal lubricant
• Available in 2s and 5s

They're made from polyurethene (I think) and so baby oil doesnt damage them.

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mayhem#

Originally posted by JohnnyBravo
before you jump on the wagon this is not a prelude to sex

LIAR!!

E.