FLASH MOB IN CORK, people, this MUST be done.

frenett

Ladies and gentlemen, of the people’s republic of Cork.
Flash mobs.
For those of you who have not heard of them, a large group of people gather in a public place, do something weird for a few minutes, and then disperse. I propose that we liven up our little city with one of these. If you’re interested in taking part, have any ideas as to what the mob can actually do, or anything at all, e-mail me at sonicR69@hotmail.com with the subject flash mobs, and we’ll get this thing done soon.
(And don’t worry if u don’t live in the city, I live in Cobh witch is 15miles away, u can make the trip for a laf like this!!!)
Yours expectantly
Comrade Frenett

Molly

Possibly the stupidest trend ever.

Oriel

Indeed.

pro_gnostic_8

Flash-In-The-Pan more like. This fad will fade into oblivion faster than Dingleboppers or cut-your-own-hair-machines.

Without point or purpose.

Wook

anything that breaks the routine in our lives is good !
It's a great idee, i just don't want to participate

solice

flash mob must be done, oh what a laugh it would be.

frenett

solice is the only one who has any ****in clue hear my freindS!!!!
so wat if its a fad, or atrend, in the grand high order of things so are pants!!!
for ****s sake wat elce u gonna b doin with 20mins of yer day??!!
solice, e-mail me and we'l sort sumtin out.
and as for the rest of ye, livin up or ye'l b dead b4 ye hit 20!!
oh, and pro_gnostic_8 the point of them is theres no point u narrow mindid little person!!!!!!
evining all!!
Frenett:cool:

frenett

PS
(just wonren Wook, why dnt u wanna particeipate, it il be fun!?)

Stark

I'd love to do it. I'll be down in Cork the last weekend of this month.

D-Generate

We could make it a Cork Boards Gathering™ with drinks afterwards!

dahamsta

Fsck the flash mob, let's just get hammered and shout at people.

adam

yellum

Get hammered and plan out a flash mob. We should make it political though

pro_gnostic_8

Originally posted by frenett
pro_gnostic_8 u narrow mindid little person!!!!!!

You're here five minutes, and already indulging in name-calling. Tsk, tsk.

dahamsta

Originally posted by yellum
Get hammered and plan out a flash mob. We should make it political though

These muppets wandering around fondling shoes should be taken outside and shot. If they'd gone to a Nike Town, that'd be a different story...

pro_gnostic_8, just pat him on the head and smile. He's obviously twelve.

adam

GoneShootin

if it involves naked ladies and the opportunity to watch theses naked ladies in naked lady lesbian sex then i'm available with a camera,

www.nekidcorkflashers.com

yellum

You're a lesbian ?

GoneShootin

I can be, given the opportunity, and the correct attire

solice

ok, but seriously we cant organise a flash mob on boards. its suppossed to be a secret thing and boards is kind of public. so here is what we do, meet up in a pub (there has to be drink involved) and plan, we need mobile numbers of at least 500 ppl living in the city and surrounding, e-mail address of 500+ ppl living in the city and surrounding. there are plenty of websites that we can text ppl from.

we will plan it for a certain day giving notice of its event a week in advance and its location a day in advance or even the morning of its event.

this will be so cool.

corks first flash mob.

solice

there is no point to a flash mob, the only reason it is done is for the sake of doing it, its fun and its a laugh. get out and have a good time

DukeDredd

Sounds like a GREAT idea to me - i know a good few people at work that would love this sort of thing too! Count me in!

Slutmonkey57b

So the plan is to have a large group of muckers wandering about in a slack-jawed bovine mob staring blankly at things, making strange noises, and getting in everybody's way to no good purpose?



Unprecedented.

dahamsta

Let the children have their fun. They can come and meet us in the Well afterwards and buy us pints.

adam

yellum

Originally posted by Slutmonkey57b
So the plan is to have a large group of muckers wandering about in a slack-jawed bovine mob staring blankly at things, making strange noises, and getting in everybody's way to no good purpose?

And they shall be called French and Spanish students

dahamsta

Christ, there was a bunch of them in the Well on Tuesday, on tables either side of us, and they literally SHOUTED over our heads at each other for the ten minutes we were stuck at that table. It was all I could do to hold Sascha back from stringing one of them up by the balls or alternative appendages!

adam

sixpack's little hat

/ot funny sig

dahamsta

Yaay, thanks sixpack.

bout time somebody noticed gumble mutter moan

adam

frenett

Solice k.oriordan GoneShootin DukeDredd all rock like motherfcukers!!!
if we manage to sort sumtin (Despite the apparent inbuilt boringness and laziness of the Irish public) then ill contact ye. and even if ye don’t wanna join in, y not cum along to point and Lough an the "mukers"? (as we'v been so kindly Label’d !!!!)
yours
Frenett

Blitzkrieger

Do a Haka on the Grand Parade?

Or a march down Patrick's Street holding placards like "Down with protests" and "No more slogans"?

frenett

...............you my friend, are a genius!!!!

pro_gnostic_8

Originally posted by frenett
the apparent inbuilt boringness and laziness of the Irish public

Can you not understand that FLASH MOB is now so "yesterday" ....... so boring. The moment has passed -- the world has moved on. You've missed the train. Doing it now when no-one gives a sh1t is like like getting on a pyramid scheme when the shrewd money has collected and gotten out. Like some oul crustie trying to re-create the 60's. The novelty factor has curled up and died, m8. Get a life, willya, ffs.

Do it if you want, (it's a free country).............. I'm only pointing out the ridicule you'll leave yourself open to!

HOT

Originally posted by pro_gnostic_8
Can you not understand that FLASH MOB is now so "yesterday" ....... so boring. The moment has passed -- the world has moved on. You've missed the train. Doing it now when no-one gives a sh1t is like like getting on a pyramid scheme when the shrewd money has collected and gotten out. Like some oul crustie trying to re-create the 60's. The novelty factor has curled up and died, m8. Get a life, willya, ffs.

Do it if you want, (it's a free country).............. I'm only pointing out the ridicule you'll leave yourself open to!

So what's SSSSSOOOOOO today since you seem to know it all?

frenett

yea, it sounds like a bit of a laf to me, and your so fecin cincernd with wats ssoo last week n all dat youl do fcuk alll, christ im not trynna b a cool new trend setter, im boerd and hav **** all to do!!

and you my freind are the kind of person who will worry that stuff like dis is "a fad" so long that they wait untill its establishd, then call it last year.
sounds like fun, any1 who can spare a few minutes, and isnt terrifyd about wat the world thinks of em will no doubht agree.
but, i look 4ward to seeing your angle on this!!
Frenett

frenett

(and yea, i no i cant spell)

Wulf

Blitzkrieger: That Idea is teh sex!

I had a plan made with my friends to attack an anti-war protest with water ballons and super-saokers, never went ahead.

We also planned a "body gaurding" sketch where a group of leather clad tough guys escort a fake VIP around Patricks street, then throw in a fake assasination attempt....

pro_gnostic_8

Originally posted by HOT
So what's SSSSSOOOOOO today since you seem to know it all?

.................. anything that's original or innovative! Are you some kind of stupid person or wha ???

pro_gnostic_8

Originally posted by Wulf

I had a plan made with my friends to attack an anti-war protest with water ballons and super-saokers, never went ahead.

We also planned a "body gaurding" sketch where a group of leather clad tough guys escort a fake VIP around Patricks street, then throw in a fake assasination attempt....

I love it !!! Spontaneous Theatre of the Absurd -- on the streets.

Then, to round off a perfect day, a bit of Dada-ist and surreal performance art courtesy of Blitzkrieger's idea.

Now we're getting original and down 'n' durty.

parasite

that vip thing has been done before mostly by ucc students during rag week, they just pick a random person and follow them for ages
heh

pro_gnostic_8

True, but the assassination angle is what would lift this into the next level. Hasn't been done before to the best of my knowledge.

Would be afraid, tho', to get involved in this ............ have heard bad reports about overnighting in the Bridewell Hotel.

frenett

finnaly we agree, i love it 2!!!

pro_gnostic_8

Meh hugs frenett. Peace and love, dude.

frenett

Peace n love man!
(but i still like flashmobs)

DukeDredd

Great to have such a trendy person in pro_gnostic_8 around to tell us what is cool. I'll stick around and hopefully i can learn from him. I wish i was cool too.

Wulf

Okay, here's for the assination angle, thought up by my bro

VIP walks into Burger King(for example), another person sitting at a nearby table pulls out a fake sniper rifle, props it up on his/her table, aims through the scope and fires(with the whole silenced effect) at the target who is a few yards away.

VIP falls, shooter calmly stands up and walks out, bodygaurds don't notice....

Not really a flash mob, but still pretty funny

dahamsta

I wouldn't like to try that in the States at the moment!

pro_gnostic_8

Originally posted by DukeDredd
Great to have such a trendy person in pro_gnostic_8 around to tell us what is cool. I'll stick around and hopefully i can learn from him. I wish i was cool too.

My sarcasm detection meter has needled into the red zone.

Just when Peace was breaking out around here, DukeDredd goes and sticks his oar in........Class.

<edit> .You're post count just so happens to be my favourite number

frenett

The assassination thing is cool, but what if you have sum thing a little simpler, like a guy comes up to him and asks 4 an autograph, the body guards beat him senseless. (You’d have to make sure the victim got ever1s attention first by shouting oh my god, is that you!! or sum thing,) then 2 to the horror of the people on the street he's taken down an ally way and beaten............
Or sum thing.......

(Bear in mind you could have it all first the autograph, then the assassination attempt, or 2)
Frenett

frenett

Ok, I’ve basically been cut out of this whole flashmob thing, so contact afro_ew85@hotmail.com about the flash mobif any1s interested.

DukeDredd

Hey frenett - did you see the evening echo last night? You were in it from the peoplesrepublicofcork.com section about flash mobs as one of the posts of the week!

Duke

frenett

yea i heard!!!
has any1 got a copt of dat?
frenett