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Circumcised

EricM · 2003-08-14 03:00:41

"Cut at 8 Days" Two five year old boys are standing at the toilet to pee. One says, "Your thing doesn't have any skin on it!" "I've been circumcised." "What's that mean?" "It means they cut the skin off the end." "How old were you when it was cut off?" "My mom said I was eight days old." "Did it hurt?" You bet it hurt, I…

14-08-2003 4:00am

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EricM

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"Cut at 8 Days"

Two five year old boys are standing at the toilet to pee. One says,
"Your thing doesn't have any skin on it!"
"I've been circumcised."
"What's that mean?"
"It means they cut the skin off the end."
"How old were you when it was cut off?"
"My mom said I was eight days old."
"Did it hurt?"
You bet it hurt, I didn't walk for a year!"

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#2 14-08-2003 1:30pm

Tyrrial

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i don't think thats funny..... i'm not sure why, it had all the key factors for a good joke.... it even mentioned a penis!

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#3 14-08-2003 3:43pm

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dont you just love joke critics, there input is really welcome and brightens the mood

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#4 15-08-2003 1:09am

kanurocks

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its funny.but its a bit of an old lady joke{your not an old lady are you.if so no offence ment}

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#5 17-08-2003 5:05am

de5p0i1er

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I thought it was funny but not very. I've heard worse.

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#6 18-08-2003 10:50pm

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I feel like 20 seconds of my life has been surgically removed...

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