father ted quotes

milltown · 25-08-2003 3:42am

Dougal explains that the plane is going to crash because somebody pressed the big red button in the cockpit that said "Do not push this button"

Ted: Did you press the button Dougal?
Dougal: Ah come on now Ted what sort of an eejit do you take me for?
Ted: You pressed the button didn't you Dougal
Dougal: I did Ted

Yavvy · 25-08-2003 11:18am

Lets call him sampras ted ...cause you know that whole rabbit - tennis connection

tod|resist · 25-08-2003 12:45pm

Fr. JAck: More WATER

Vader · 25-08-2003 7:08pm

Dougal: Thats the day the Ice age ended

bugzbunie · 06-09-2012 6:09pm

Please can someone tell me what episode the quote:

Father Ted:"Would you like your pizza cut into 6 or 8 slices Dougal?"
Dougal: "Oh just 6, I don't think I could eat 8."

is in?

Thanks

MaxSteele · 06-09-2012 6:17pm

Ted and Dougal at the over 75's training session

Dougal " Oh yes !, the Italians know about football alright. And of course the world of Fashion."

"God Ted, remember that fella who was so good at fashion, they had to shoot him".

antlyn · 07-09-2012 10:29am

Did you know that ordinary shops will sell you what looks like black socks, but if you look closely, you'll see that they're very very very very very very very very dark blue!!

antlyn · 07-09-2012 10:38am

bugzbunie wrote: »

Please can someone tell me what episode the quote:

Father Ted:"Would you like your pizza cut into 6 or 8 slices Dougal?"
Dougal: "Oh just 6, I don't think I could eat 8."

is in?

Thanks

Was that in Fr Ted.Jason McAteer admitted to saying that to the waitress in a pizza hut many moons ago

listenup · 10-09-2012 11:59am

antlyn wrote: »

bugzbunie wrote: »

Please can someone tell me what episode the quote:

Father Ted:"Would you like your pizza cut into 6 or 8 slices Dougal?"
Dougal: "Oh just 6, I don't think I could eat 8."

is in?

Thanks

Was that in Fr Ted.Jason McAteer admitted to saying that to the waitress in a pizza hut many moons ago

itwas never in fr ted