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garda siochalony

  • 20-08-2003 1:48pm
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    gerire
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    While I was "flying" down the road this morning (i.e., 10 mph over thelimit),I passed over a bridge only to find a garda siochalony with a radar gun on the other side laying in wait.
    The garda pulled me over, walked up to the car, and with that classic patronizing smirk we all know and love, asked, "What's your hurry?"
    To which I replied, "I'm late for work."
    "Oh yeah," said the garda, "what do you do?"
    "I'm a rectum stretcher," I responded.
    The garda stammered, "A what? A rectum stretcher?
    And just what does a rectum stretcher do?"
    "Well," I said, "I start by inserting one finger, then I work my way up to two fingers, then three, then four, then with my whole hand in I work side to side until I can get both hands in, and then I slowly but surely stretch, until it's about 6 foot wide."
    "And just what the hell do you do with a 6 foot asshole?"

    To which I politely replied, "You give him a radar gun and park him behind a bridge....."

    Traffic Ticket: EUR95.00 Court Costs: EUR45.00

    The Look on that Garda's Face: PRICELESS!!!


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