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Liverpool Jokes

  • 21-08-2003 11:49am
    #1
    hussey
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,240 ✭✭✭


    Gerrard Houllier takes the players out to a fancy restaurant for a team
    building exercise because morale was at an all time low.
    He calls the waiter over and starts order the food.
    He goes through the starters no problem. "What would Sir like for the main
    course?" the waiter asks old Pickled Egg Eyes, "I'll have the Beef" replied
    Houllier.
    "OK Sir, what about your vegetables?" the waiter added, "They can have the
    same!", said Houllier.

    Phil Thompson went to the Liverpool Xmas party last season dressed as a
    pumpkin.
    Come midnight he still hadn't turned into a coach.

    Gerrard Houllier sees an old lady struggling with her shopping in a tesco
    car park, "Can You manage", ask's Gerrard
    "You got yourself into this mess, you get yourself out" reply's the lady


Comments

  • #2
    Tyrrial
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,105 ✭✭✭Tyrrial


    hu?


  • #3
    Mac daddy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,942 ✭✭✭Mac daddy


    ^^
    Originally posted by hussey
    [B
    Gerrard Houllier sees an old lady struggling with her shopping in a tesco
    car park, "Can You manage", ask's Gerrard
    "You got yourself into this mess, you get yourself out" reply's the lady [/B]

    she thinks he is asking her to manage the team :):)


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