dwarfs are funny

TinCool

Did you hear about the dwarf who went into a brothel ??










He got a box in the face hehe

Venom

Your not that tall yourself Tin

TwoShedsJackson

Ah Tin, I fell out of the cradle laughing at that one

But it does give me half an excuse to trot out my personal fav:

How did Marvin Gaye die? He heard it through the carbine!!

Hecate

a man walks into a bar.

Ouch.

Coyote

You hear about the Dyslexia Devil worshiper
he sold his soul to Santa

Coyote

You hear about the Dyslexia Pimp
he bought a ware house

Slaanesh

D A M

Mothers Against Dyslexia


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Slaanesh

D A M

Mothers Against Dyslexia

Slaanesh

D A M

Mothers Against Dyslexia

SeP

2 blondes walked into a building

u think one of them would have seen it!!

WhiteWashMan

whats brown and taps on windows?

sh1t on stilts

hahahahahahahahahhaha
its a cracker!
pieces of eight pieces of eight

TinCool

What's brown and sticky ??




A stick

JaneyMackers

Wahts the difference between an Apple and an Orange.?


Have you ever heard of an apple *******.

FreaK_BrutheR

You hear about the dyslexic, atheist insomniac...

..stayed up all night wondering if there was a dog

KinDreD

this is a great one....two paraplegics walk in to bar.....

nutter

Moses, Jesus, and an old man are golfing.

>Moses steps up to the tee and hits the ball. It goes sailing over the fairway
>and lands in the water trap. Moses parts the water and chips the ball onto
>the green.

Jesus steps to the tee and hits the ball. It goes sailing over the
fairway and lands in the water trap. Jesus walks on the water and chips
>the ball onto the green.

>The old man steps up to the tee and hits the ball. It goes sailing over the
>fairway and heads for the water trap, a fish jumps up and grabs the ball in
>its mouth. As the fish is falling back down into the water, an eagle swoops
>down and grabs the fish in its claws. The eagle flies off over the green,
>where a lightning bolt shoots from the sky and barely misses it. Startled,
>the eagle drops the fish. When the fish hits the ground, the ball pops out of
>its mouth and rolls into the hole for a hole-in-one.

>Jesus then turns to the old man and says, "Dad, if you don't stop ****ing
>around, we won't bring you next time."
>

nutter

What did one Lesbian Frog say to the other?
Gee, we really do taste like chicken.


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adra

hmmmmmmmm
perverts

Shiminay

Classics!!!

lemmie see.....

When is a pixie not a pixie?

When he's between a fairy's legs - he's a goblin!!!

(copyright Keith Kiely - the guy sitting beside me in a boring JAVA class)

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All the best,

Dav
@B^)

garbanzo

Q : What's yellow and smells of bananas

A : Monkey Puke !!