Let's talk about me, for a change

EgoManiac

Look at all this worthless crap on these working class boards. Talk about me instead, its far more interesting.

Quake2 may indeed be infinitely superiour to its less evolved predecessor (much like the respective proponents of each game) but I am far superior to ANY of you. Does that not warrant discussion and praise?

...and don't bother with any cheap insults, I'll just ignore them; they're hardly worthy of me.

Shiminay

It neither warrants discussion or praise. Nor does it warrant me answering you

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All the best,

Dav
@B^)

Koopa

yes.. yes ! egomaniac is god.. i knew it
give him an EgoManiac board,
itll get lost in the sea of boards and noone will ever hear from him again..

EGOMANIAC YOU ROCK!
WHICH DO YOU RECOMMEND, SPRINGY CLOTHES PEGS, OR THE OTHER KIND?



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Koopa

I RECOMMEND THE OTHER KIND BECAUSE THEY KEEP IN THE FRESHNESS BETTER, AND ARE SOFTER

EgoManiac

Thank you Koopa for your Honesty. I am indeed a God. I most certainly do deserve my own board. Then everyone could worship me in the manner I choose.

Kharn, I you are only lying to yourslef. You say it did not warrant a response, yet respond you did. KNEEL!!!!!

Shinji

I find this obsession with trying to get people to kneel disturbing.

Especially when followed by five exclamation marks - the sure sign of a deranged mind.

Mata ne!
Rob (ego? where?!)

JaneyMackers

OOOOMMMMMMMMM you truely rock you quaking GOD if GODS. Please take pity on us mear Mortal Wannabies.

I say give him his own Board as his word of wisdom need it.

Riker

"Let's talk about me, for a change?"

Let's not

Hecate

no no..EgoManiac isnt just one person..hes a collective of many ppl, personalities to be specific. And who are these people?, a good portion of the irish quake community of course

good on ya EgoManiac, you have inadvertantly made a huge philosophical statement.

Kegser

Stop that Rob we know it's you.

Kegs.

WhiteWashMan

hahahahaha
ego, i asked you to make a short statement, not a whoel discourse on theology.

your puppet strings are to be cut.
i hope you have a comfortable cushion, as your knees will hurt when you kneel to me.

gods dont need to make themselves known, they only exist to make the frail mind look for higher guidence.

white(master of puupets)wash

EgoManiac

Shinji - Kneel!!! I find you obsession with ME quite normal however.

JM - You shall be favoured and first of my minions

Riker - Yet though you protest, you still speak of ME .... KNEEL Minion

Hecate - I am whats best in all people, hence you're true in a sense

WWM - You are my *****

adra

jaysus,
shinji, im screwed so
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Egomaniac......get a girlfriend

EgoManiac

I felt this post belonged at the top

EgoManiac

Adra. Kneel!!!
and then see if you can resist the inevitable.

Shinji

Don't worry adra, we've known you're deranged for a very long time...

(It was Terry Pratchett who said the thing about the 5 exclamation marks btw, I'm just quoting.. )

Er.... Obsession with who, exactly?

Mata ne!
Rob

Shiminay

Sarcasm EM???

You don't think I asnwered cause I was serious did ya? Omnipitant my ring-piece!

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All the best,

Dav
@B^)

EgoManiac

If you address me, have the plain courtesy to spell your words correctly.
My Omnipotence extends to everything. Be wary, therefore, of exposing your ring-piece to my powers. My advice to you is to stock up on bog-roll. The brown flood cometh...

KNEEL

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EgoManiac

This belongs on top.

Shinji

No, you're mistaken. I belong on top. As you very well know.

Because, in fact, I have discovered that Egomaniac, far from being on top, is a bottom. He loves to take it, hard and fast and DEEP, but sadly, just can't get it up to give it in return. It's a bit pathetic really.

All the "kneel" business is just a coverup, because he's to embarrassed to say "bend". Well, now the secret's out. And I have photos to back it up.

Don't worry though Egomaniac, it's nothing to be ashamed of. Well. Not _very_ ashamed, anyway.

Mata ne!
Rob

EgoManiac

I didnt mean the aftershave, u dolt

EgoManiac

I hope you didn't pay much for your fake Gay Porn.

Kneel, Chocolate Speedway Racer

Shinji

Just the price of the film, honey...

Now, don't start your "oh god, I was so drunk last night, I can't remember a thing" act again, you hardly had ANY and you were begging for it. I've had about enough of your constant pretence that nothing has happened between us, okay? Either we solidify this relationship, (oops sorry, solidify, I know you hate that word...), or I walk. AND I'll tell them all about your fantasy involving Mary Harney, Bill Gates and David Norris.

Mata ne!
Shin-chan

EgoManiac

Muhawhaw. I have cursed thee for thy insolence with queer delusions. Muhawhaw.
The unbeliever has been punished.
KNEEL!!!!