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  • 15-04-1999 5:43pm
    #1
    koloth
    Closed Accounts Posts: 91 ✭✭


    ok this one is easy

    Can a man marry his widows sister?


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    #2
    Cheez
    Closed Accounts Posts: 467 ✭✭Cheez


    If he's a knacker he can marry his own! sister
    And they can have fu(ked up babies with five knacker heads!
    No seriously - his widow would be when he dies and leaves his wife so the answer is no
    rather confusing


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    Slosh
    Registered Users Posts: 861 ✭✭✭Slosh


    Okay heres one,

    Looking out through the doors of your house, you see a polar bear... what colour are the walls in your house??




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    WhiteWashMan
    Registered Users Posts: 20,099 ✭✭✭✭WhiteWashMan



    green, coz you live beside dublin zoo.
    or ice colour if you happen to live in the arctic


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    Ronin
    Registered Users Posts: 521 ✭✭✭Ronin


    slosh ya big dope tongue.gif..
    it should be..a man builds a house with 4 south facing walls what colour is the bear who walks past the house!!!

    Ro.


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    Slosh
    Registered Users Posts: 861 ✭✭✭Slosh


    Lol, knew I got it arSeways... thats the pressure see.... pressure I tell ya!


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    Koopa
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,341 ✭✭✭Koopa


    what sort of bear is it?



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    regi
    Registered Users Posts: 3,279 ✭✭✭regi


    Sam... if a men sees a camel walk past, what color are the walls of the straw and mud hut in which he lives? smile.gif




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    Koopa
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,341 ✭✭✭Koopa


    haha, he is in trinity in the 17th century obviously,

    where the walls were tall (to prevent escape?) and camels were plentiful.
    smile.gif



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