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  • 25-08-2003 12:42pm
    #1
    tod|resist
    Closed Accounts Posts: 176 ✭✭


    ......Seriously Best Short Joke Ever!!!!






    > > For his birthday Little Patrick asked for a 10-speed bicycle.
    > > >>His father
    > > >> > said, "Son, we'd give you one, but the mortgage on this house is
    > > >>£80,000
    > > >> > and your mother just lost her job. There's no way we can afford
    > > >>it."
    > > >> > The next day the father saw Little Patrick heading out the front
    > > >>door with
    > > >> > a suitcase. So he asked, "Son, where are you going? Little
    > > >> > Patrick told him, "I was walking past your room last
    > > >>night and I
    > > >> > heard you tell mum you were pulling out. Then I heard her tell
    > > >>you to wait
    > > >> > because she was coming too. And I'll be ****ed if I'm staying
    > > >>here by
    > > >> > myself with an £80,000 mortgage and no ****ing bike!"


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