For my next trick, -=IdManiac=-

Maximilian

Balls. The cat's out of the bag.
..and I had such plans for EgoManiac. Although I never planned on him becoming a God. Dunno how that happened. Ah Well.

I just wish I had had more time to annoy folks on the servers - check out my .cfg file


bind KP_HOME "say * %l secured by ME, -=EgoManiac=-, as only I could"
bind KP_UPARROW "say Weapon Available %l -- However I, -=EgoManiac=-, am taking it"
bind KP_PGUP "say POSITION OVERRUN -- so sue me, I was snorting coke & getting blown by some bird"

bind KP_LEFTARROW "say The -=EgoManiac=- is QUAD, Give me all your weapons to ME, ME I SAY "
bind KP_5 say "Working Class QUAD - you plebs hide, I, -=EgoManiac=- will handle this ;"
bind KP_RIGHTARROW "say QUAD AVAILABLE , grab it, my minions, before the plebs get it"

bind KP_END "say My girlfriend is better looking than yours"
bind KP_DOWNARROW "say I make an obscene amount of money and drive a pointlessly fast car"
bind KP_PGDN "say I knew I shouldn't have had so much sex earlier, in such varied positions"

bind KP_ENTER say Somebody give me a WEAPON, some dumb chick stroked mine, so to speak
bind KP_DEL say I have superfluous weapons which I can donate to some pleb
bind KP_PLUS "say I shall grace you with my presence"
bind KP_MINUS "say If I wanted to know, I would have ASKED"

bind kp_ins "say HA-HA -- Kneel You ****ing pleb"
bind * "say_team KNEEL %n you working class knacker"


hehe. The best fun was dueling with kegser (before he banned me). I kept hitting those keybinds. Everytime he missed with a Railshot I called him a f ucking pleb etc. In frustration, the poor lad kicked me.
What a laugh.
So, until I'm incredibly bored at Work....
KNEEL!!!!!!

Cloud

Sorry for exposing you Max

I think you should retire that Maximilian character though and _become_ "EgoManiac".

Or Ar$eface.

Either will do!

J.
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[This message has been edited by Cloud (edited 16-04-99).]

Maximilian

Aha - Cloud you Grass!!!

I couldn't be -=EgoManiac=- all the time.
To much of a pain reconnecting after being banned AS for Ar$eface, hmmm... KNEEL!!!

DeVore

I agree, EGO-MANIAC rules and you should take that name for good now! So much better then Maximilian.

DeV.

JaneyMackers

Ahh Cloud and we were having so much fun with this.

If only he had some time in q2.ie servers. Still it was funny watching all this.

Slosh

Lol Max.

Draco

HE couldn't become Ar$e face...That's EWJ's alter ego..

LoLth

Draco! You little pleb! Why has your phone been turned off for two days now (by the way, I think I left a blank message by accident - the phone didna disconnect, )

Anyhoo - seeing as I can't get Paul or Johnny either, I'll tell you. (if I really HAVE to ). I'll be down in M'nooth about 1:00 tomorrow (honest! I'm getting a lift!) But I won't be down tonight (off for ****up, Yaaaaay!)

Talk to you later,

J.

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Don't Piss me off!

I'm running out of places to stash the bodies.

LoLth

By the way,

Max. keep Egomaniac, great laugh all that KNEEL stuff!

TinCool

My own cousin bah !! would've expected more from u Max, I could understand Ben doing such a thing but U ? I'm ashamed lol

EgoManiac

Well, I think I'll have to add -=EgoManiac=- to my archive of alter-egos, along with -=CampMaster=-, Splodge, Bork, et al.

I don't know why I chose my actual name as my Quake name but I did. So don't start making jabs at it. You'll make me -=InsecureManiac=- and believe me you don't want that

FreaK_BrutheR

*FNARF*
max man Top o the Pops!
Cracker!
Belter!
Snaz!
Gman!
G'luck!
Goo laa!
I have knelt and it felt GOOD!

Maximilian

It was good for me too