Things that p!ss me off.....

FreaK_BrutheR

Things That **** Me Off



People who point at their wrist while asking for the time. I know where my watch is buddy, where the **** is yours? Do I
point at my crotch when I ask where the bathroom is?

People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the
TV and change the channel manually.

When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". **** off. What good is a goddamn cake if you can't
eat it? What, should I eat someone else's cake instead?

When people say "It's always in the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the **** would you keep looking after
you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they?

When people say, while watching a movie "Did you see that?" No dicknose, I paid $9.00 to come to the theatre and stare at
the ****ing ceiling up there. What did you come here for?

People who ask "Can I ask you a question?" Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya buddy?

When something is "new and improved", which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an
improvement, then there must have been something before it.

When a cop pulls you over and then asks if you know how fast you were going? You should know *******, you ****ing pulled
me over.

When people say "Life is short." What the ****?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever ****ing does!! What? Are they
going to ****ing do something that's longer?

When people ask "Can I BORROW a piece of paper?" Sure, but please don't return the favor! It's on god damn piece of paper!

When you are waiting for the bus and someone ask you "Did the bus come yet?" If the bus came I would not be standing here
*******!

DeVore

Parents say stupid things to kids. Well I always thought so anyway.

My mother would say things like "Just Look At Your Face." It would drive me nearly crosseyed.

When shes doing 25 mph down the duel carriage way and we get buzzed by a guy in a porsche doing 90 my mother would say "he wont get there any faster".
VVRRRRRRROOOOOoooommmm........

I dunno. There used to be an ad on the telly "Rennys spells relief". you shouldnt be allowed doi that kind of thing to an 8 year old whos still learning ...

DeV.

adra

heh cool,

a few i always remember were when i lied to my folkes then they'd find out i lied
and they'd ask me..."Do you know who you're talking to..?"


"shut your mouth and eat your dinner" was another

Hecate

heres:

Anyone who harmonises the last 3 notes of "happy birthday".

Old guys who tell me what the weather used to be like where they used to live.

people who wink when theyre messing.

People who say "knock knock" when entering a room, and "beep beep" when someones in their way.

people who give theire house or car a name.

people who give their genitals a name.

Men who wear loafers without socks.

Atheletes and coaches who give more than a 100 percent

A priest with an eyepatch selling pieces of the cross.

Anyone who takes a day off work on Ted Bundy's birthday (!)

A crying woman with a harpoon gun entering a sports bar.

A retarded 12 year old who carries more than 6 boxes of matches.

theres a lot more....




[This message has been edited by Hecate (edited 27-04-99).]

Shiminay

If you fall off that wall and break yer legs, don't come runnin' to me...

Mammy's are great...

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harVey

ppl who post dumb e-mail lists

harVey

OSiriS

You forgot Chain-mails!!!!!
I have this really neat prog. You select a file you want to send, and it sends the thing back line-by-line, and I'm sure you all know how ling chain-mails usually are

Hecate

i made that last one up....honest mister, really i did.