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    #32
    Rabies
    Registered Users Posts: 15,258 ✭✭✭✭Rabies


    Originally posted by Spenguin
    Billy the chicken that they had eaten earlier. They then flew away, being scared off by...
    Wurzle Gumage chasing them with a.....


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    #33
    2smartbyhalf
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5 ✭2smartbyhalf


    huge mallet made of blu-tack. The blu-tack, tired of of all the inappropriate rubbing and fondling, rebelled and.....


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    #34
    Agent Smith
    Moderators, Regional East Moderators Posts: 21,503 Mod ✭✭✭✭Agent Smith


    went to the local lapdancing club in a drunken state, throwing up allover the girls and floor....


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    #35
    Barry Aldwell
    Registered Users Posts: 1,738 ✭✭✭Barry Aldwell


    Originally posted by agent smith
    went to the local lapdancing club in a drunken state, throwing up allover the girls and floor....
    However, this was a "specialist" lap dancing club, where such activities are promoted, so...


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    #36
    Mystic Fibrosis
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,363 ✭✭✭Mystic Fibrosis


    ...I took out my trusty bowel disruptor. And set it to rectal prolapse. And used it on everyone in the place. Because if I don't care about the scum of the earth, no one does. Then I proceeded to put the gun back where it belongs, and...


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    #37
    Spenguin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 292 ✭✭Spenguin


    I started dancing like a monkey. Then I saw this surly looking squirrel, who to my horror, was holding what appeared to be...


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    #38
    Mystic Fibrosis
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,363 ✭✭✭Mystic Fibrosis


    ...holding my bowel disruptor. And almost as if my terrified expression was the catalyst, i felt my bowels implode. Then, as I lay dying....


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    #39
    Havelock
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,446 ✭✭✭Havelock


    I realised I had left the aforementioned bowel disruptor on proplatic failure not rupture, so I was only really messy, not dead so I....


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